Who would you main on a cryptid fighting game?

Who would you main on a cryptid fighting game?

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Also wanted to post this in the last thread but it died. Never really encountered anything like a cryptid but
>There was this one sunny evening when my mom had just brought me home and I saw some weird orange lights in the sky while driving into the driveway. I got down quick to see if they were real and they were. It looked like 3 orange balls of light swirling around slowly but leaving small trails of light behind. I called my sister over to come see it but when I turned back if was gone.
>At first I thought it was just my mind playing tricks on me but then a year later I there a small article on the newspaper about some people that saw something incredibly similar but they had actually tooken a picture of it. Their description was spot on with what I had seen but the picture looked like three skinny lines going in a circle. The article also said that those people wanted to talk to anyone who had experienced anything similar.
>My mom asked my why didn't I call those people but i was too beta of a guy to do that.

In retrospect I sort of wish I did call them just to see what would happen. A few months back I was taking my sister out for a drive to teach her for her drivers license. It was night time and as I was leaving the driveway I saw a really bright light just past a tree a few feet ahead of us. I asked her if she saw it and she said no. There were no planes or helicopters in the sky

Wendigo, also
>Oklahoma Octopus
what

Boy, there sure are a lot of Loch Ness Monster rip-offs.

>skinwalker
Hey that's the monster from XTRO. I pick him because XTRO is awesome.

>Anerifat sees a log in a lake
>OH JEEZUS IT'S A DINOSAUR
>Amerifat sees a wolf in the woods
>OH JEEZUS IT'S A MONSTER
>Amerifat sees an octopus
>OH JEEZUS IT'S AN OCTOPUS

Fucking retards

Jersey Devil, all day every day.

tripfags go home

>Anerifat

The fluke man

Mothman. Or maybe Mongolian Death Worm if I can pick from cryptids outside this picture.

The United States of Anerica is a beautiful country.

I like the "thin fellow"

Why pick anyone other than champ?
He's already a winner.

>there may be Adlet mains in this very thread

The one that stars in all the shitty Unity games that people upload to GameJolt?

abort abort!

that's the one

>yurocuck sees a Muslim jihadist
>yeah come right on in!!

Fucking retards

Sup Forums card sees a nonpolitical thread
>guess I'll go shit it up!

Blame the yurocuck that brought up countries

>half the cast is loch ness monster clones

SAKURAAIIIIII

Skinwalker all day every day

youtube.com/watch?v=OIwL_uvSAgg

Not our fault if your folklore is one of the most uninteresting and bland out of all countries in the world.

Success breeds jealousy.

>people that walk around shape shifting
>uninteresting

No you're right you yurocucks should stick to the teachings of muhammad

Ogopogo is best

Too much Ness clones in the roster! Reeeeeeeeeeeeee!

>frogman
truly a cucked creature

>a ghost who teases cows

yes that's much better than shitty wendigos user

Flatwoods Monster

Best stinky goofy faced rocket man.

I'd take vampire pumpkins over wendigos any day.

>no flatwoods monster

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Wendigo is the stuff of nightmares.

Which of these is responsible for all the school shootings?

Why is the skinwalker the alien dad from xtro? Isn't the skinwalker just a witch?

Chupacabra's cannot be defeated.

>Frogman

Yeah, never heard of him.

someone shot one. that killed it pretty good.

>not posting the gif

Pope Lick for home state loyalty.
Batsquach for STUN THE INSECT appeal

Also is the Dover Demon seriously just a Grey with postural problems?

Are Halliburton and Big Pharma cryptids?

>Amerifat sees an octopus
>OH JEEZUS IT'S AN OCTOPUS

Someone shot a coyote with mange. The real nigga chupacabra is the green thing with large red eyes, dorsal spines, and sometimes wings.

Hell yeah volvo wagon

Undertale final boss.jpg

>cultural precedent for Odin Where's sheep plants.

Neat

that was just cotton in the end. People imagination just went wild when like 10 layers of mistranslation explained them where that fiber came from.

>the FDA adds a new vegetable to school lunches.jpg

What the fuck is Batsquach?

Also, octopuses aren't cryptids.

SWAMP
APE

>Also, octopuses aren't cryptids.
They are if they're in Oklahoma. From George M. Eberhart's classification of the ten different types of cryptids:
>1. Distribution anomalies (known animals reported outside their normal range, e.g. the anomalous big cats of the U.K.);

Tfw every anaconda in South Florida is a cryptid.

Sane white people, too

Cryptid would be reported but unconfirmed. After that point it's just an invasive species.

>white people are considered cryptids in Europe.

Really boils the old noodle.

>He doesn't main Thunderbird
It's almost like you hate fun.

What I want is a cryptid hunting game, something along the lines of like Cabela's games

mokele mbembe

Isn't swamp ape just a regular Floridian?

Am Floridian. Currently in a lecture full of swamp apes hardly a cryptid.

sp00ky

Champ. It's in his fuckin name.

Also, I live on Lake Champlain, so I gotta support the home team. The wind always blows here, as Champ wills it to be.

>no hidebehind

Lame. Shits gonna be dlc.

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they are gonna have a bunch of DLC for non american creatures.

>Want to say Wendigo because it's kinda cool
>But Pope Lick reps your home state

Granted Pope Lick comes from Louisville, which I fucking hate.

>seen mothman
>seen thunderbird

>skin walker and Dover demon were just CGI things made for viral advertising/as a student project

>all the lake monsters are actually spirits who guard the lakes

>swamp ape, mogollon, lake worth etc are actually sasquatches

>wendingo, jersey devil, Adlet all same thing, not physical beings

I would play a Sasquatch.

Strength of a thousand bears.

El Chupacabra a best

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