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this thread again?

Is this the new epic fucking mighty nr 9, my fellow Sup Forumsros?

>tfw I don't even know if this is just backlash about the JonTron sjw thing or if the game is actually shit anymore

>73 on PC

PC wins again
btw 73 is not a bad score

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>The game is alright, definitely could have been better
-Official reviews

>Ya the game is alright, definitely could have been better
-Player reviews

>HOLY SHIT SUB 9.9/10 FUCKING SHIT GAME BLUNDER OF THE COMPENDIUM
-Sup Forums

Relax a little

>btw 73 is not a bad score
You're right, it's a terrible score in this day and age.

>Rick and Morty introduced Nine Inch Nails to an entire generation of retarded millennials.

Fantastic.

It was fun.

Not really, no.

It's extremely bad for a game that was supposed to be the "revival" of a dead genre.

You're saying this like NIN is great music that's aged well.

It is, it's just somewhat mediocre and people are being honest about that.

A game doesn't need to be amazing in order to accomplish it's goals

>another kickstarter game banking on nostalgia and selling itself as FROM THE MAKERS OF [game]! ends up being mediocre/shit

Not really, no. Especially considering many of the reviewers were stupid enough to go "UH HELLO? It's 2017, there's a reason we moved on from those classic collect-a-thons!"

seems to be pretty close to the originals, what are you talking about?

Eh, Pretty Hate Machine was obsolete a decade ago, and the last couple of releases have been pretty fucking lacklustre. The Downward Spiral and The Fragile are classics, however.

B&T CONFIRMED ABSOLUTE BLUNDER GARBAGE TRASH GAME!

cash > nin

No, you fucking hipster piece of shit. Kill yourself.

They people talk about it, it must've been.

Don't forget Mazzy Star.

*the way

Seriously, every Banjo fan has been shitting on Tooie like no tomorrow.

I quite enjoy seeing people defend Mighty Number 9 2.0

>Reviewers were dumb to call shit what it is
ok kid

You're talking about Nuts and Bolts

I can't wait for Bloodstained to complete the trio of shit kickstarters.

>le old games suck dude

Not all games can be timeless classics. And even then, they were good for their time.

>2.5D

literally why

Nope. Ever since Yooka Laylee came out, the only thing I've heard about Tooie was how people didn't like it. Things like the levels brig too big and buying upgrades pissed a lot of people off apparently.

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:

And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

>come on man we moved on past these old games, there is a reason we no longer get games such as super mario 64, banjo and kazooie or crash - they are just bad and gaming has evolved to a better place

because full 2D would be too expensive.

>people hyped this shit up
>when anton and coolpecker is still a thing
>a hat in time is getting out of the hiatis phase
>when Sandbox 3D Mario is back with a vengeance (i.e. Super Mario Odyssey)
>when the leftovers of rare is just a bunch of hacks aside the musical genius

>there is a reason we no longer get games such as super mario 64
Nintendo shits out a mario platformer every year.

>A Shill in Time
looked like trash

out of those 3, Mario 64 is still the best in the genre, it's arguable that Crash isn't even in that genre, and Banjo has aged terribly

Do you guys hear Johnny Cash or Trent Reznor when you read these threads? This is important.

Name a game Nintendo has released post Sunshine that is like SM64

>what is odyssey and nintendo establishing what 3d mario is

I WILL LET YOU DOWN

I WILL MAKE YOU HURT


IF I COULD START AGAIN

SM64 DS :^)

Casual reminder that instead of playing a shit game like Yooka you can wait for a game that actually had an interesting preview build instead of an awful toy box that tons of people said was barren. Looks and plays in a way that is fun, and most importantly actually will be good.

Odyssey
bits of Galaxy 1

>Odyssey
>has released
BTFO

T. Playtonic shill

50 is average so YL is above average

>instead of playing games you could not play games
nah I don't take Sup Forums's advice for this very reason

IN THE SHUFFLING MADNESS
OF THE LOCOMOTIVE BREATH
RUNS THE ALL-TIME LOSER
HEADLONG TO HIS DEATH

>I GOT HALF CORRECT SO WHY AM I GETTING AN F!?
I bet you did great in school kid

THE PAGIES IN CAGIES

It's actually shit.
The only good world is the first one.

CONFUSION
WILL BE MY EPITAPH

Nice try falseflagger. It's actually good. The only bad world is the casino.

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dat autism

You have to be extremely retarded to even THINK odyssey wont deliver

Its the Sonic Mania of Sandbox 3D Mario in terms of how proper it is

Insurgency has a 74 and its pretty dang great desu familia

shadowrun got a 76, yet the games that followed from that franchise and other CRPG revivals turned out better

Hasn't every single CRPG revival game been poorly recieved on Sup Forums? Especially Wasteland 2.

>looks it up

No fucking way. That game deserves a 90.

the sad kermit version

Also the games never actually make enough money to fund their own sequels - they all rely on Kickstarter

I can guarantee you that 90% of it is the JonTron backlash + eceleb Jesus Dunkey making a "review" video. It's literally just another Banjo Tooie/Kazooie/DK64.

Blatantly parroting dunkey's words. It's incredible.

I like how Dunkey made it a point to have a whole segment calling attention to the JonTron drama, but he was too afraid to actually tell them what JonTron did because he knew that it would look bad on JonTron.

Someone explain to me why it's an SJW thing to not want to be associated with a controversial politicizing figure?

I wouldn't really compare it to Kazooie, the levels there are far more contained.

He specifically DIDN'T call attention to it. He made fun of it then stated outright that he didn't even know Jontron was in the game until Playtonic made a big fucking deal out of it instead of just removing him quietly like smart people would do. Then he moved on to other real points about how shit the game is.

>>>/neogaf/

love this poem

>obvious bait thread (even though game is clearly shit)
>anons come in and joint shitpost or reveal their butt-blastedness
Kek
I can't believe i fundd $103 for this shit. I got my refund of course. Good thing they let me know when to do it (when gave in to the sjws and virtue signaled).

>Actually caring about e-celeb drama
neck yourself anytime

He made a joke about it, cause that's his job, you maximum autist.

Cash did it better