Gee I was sure going to enjoy this pizza but I disagree with the chef's political beliefs so I will say the pizza is...

>Gee I was sure going to enjoy this pizza but I disagree with the chef's political beliefs so I will say the pizza is shit and won't eat it

How Sup Forums sounds about Yooka Laylee

>it's a food analogy thread

Fine reason not to give someone money.

FUCK YOU POLITICS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

And then you open the box and realize it's half baked anyway.

aha, a food analogy! what an insightful and worthwhile thread, and not at all a waste of one of the 150 thread slots

>Pizza shop fires celebrity employee because of their political beliefs in their spare time
>People boycott the shop

Noone here even fucking likes Jon for one, and your
>food analogy
is flawed

Guess what you probably doesn't agree politically with most people who make the food you buy, and you don't care.
Why treat video games any different?

But I didn't enjoy the game at all and don't give a fuck about politics, the game is objectively bad due to large empty levels (expand shit lel) and the horrendous camera, also being unable to effectively skip the dialogue fucking sucks since the "writing" of it is atrocious.

who are you quoting?

looks like the shit that comes out of my gfs cunt when shes on her period

People's political beliefs don't bleed into their pizza. When you're dealing with something like a game, it absolutely will show in one way or another due to the nature of writing

>It's a retard that doesn't understand the concept of an analogy
>I-I r-read on Sup Forums that f-food analogies were silly and t-that's clearly l-legit!
Fuck off underage faggot.

Are you all so fucking fat that you can't even describe something without relating it to good?

>this retard actually thinks there's any value in a food analogy
oh wow

There are shit logs on your pizza though

>He says, being unable to even properly type food due to his fat fingers
Unintentional comedy is the best.

Cutting content because the guy you hired has opinions is fucking stupid. This concept is fueling to the belief that they will be praised for it which is disgusting and underhanded
Fuck I love anchovies

who are you quoting?

Yea and by not supporting it, it fails

God, fursuits are already terrifying enough. I don't need them with moving mouths and eyes that stare at you no matter what.

I actually do this though. Plenty of restaurants near me that have 'Not my President" signs. I choose not to eat their.

>I don't understand what analogies are and Sup Forums told me food analogies are silly
Grow the fuck up, parroting the most retarded of Sup Forums memes like a gormless moron is fucking pathetic.

>Gee i was going to throw away this shit because the taste is awful but since Sup Forums hates it i'm going to eat it to appear funny and original
This is how you sound

So the way you went about it is pretty shit, but yeah... Truth.

I don't patronize businesses that openly are against or for things that I don't agree with, politically and religiously.

I don't and will never eat at a Chick-fil-A because they are all crazy god people.

Papa Johns is a fucking dick.

Hobby Lobby is openly anti gay.

It isn't that fucking crazy to not support companies or practices that don't align with your interests or beliefs. Don't be a faggot about it.

>that video of the sissy wearing that suit getting fucked in the ass


So good

>he's doubling down
oh wow x2

>its a faeces analogy

More like, I ordered a pizza with Anchovies, but it didn't come with anchovies, so I sent it back.
The kitchen wouldn't add anchovies for some political reasons, so I asked for a refund, because even though anchovies weren't the most important part of my pizza, I ordered it knowing they were on there and I'm upset they weren't in the end.

More like

>I'm going to steal this pizza and eat it anyway while telling everyone how bad it was and how I wasn't actually going to pay for it in the first place

>He doesn't understand irony either
Keep digging that hole.

>some serial killer decided to cut off some people's taint, fry it and put it on a pizza

I don't think you can actually triple down but dammit you're going to try all for the sake of your food analogy which didn't work. What a trooper.

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Ideology poisons everything. The need to belong in a larger group is something you can rise above.

>Im sick of these pizza artists and their sjw views, Im gonna make my own pizza!

>I don't think
Yes, that certainly explains your utter stupidity

>Your
Oh, so now he's confusing multiple people because he literally has nothing else.

Your desperation is just sad, boy.

>kickstarter pizza

Are you the same guy shitposting about new color palettes, because you should probably kys.

>Eating disgusting American cheese-and-meat flatbread

Well, as long as they don't mix something like sweet custard with ham I don't see anything wrong with sweet pizza, it's like a pie

>Person with political beliefs I don't agree with makes a movie
>Movie has subtle references to his political beliefs from start to finish
>I don't pay to watch movie because it doesn't appeal to me in any way

Whoa...

>wait, they removed the olives? why?
>they didn't agree with the chef's political view

> wedding caterers don't like gays
> faggots get their panties in a bunch and say they'll never give them any business
> YEAH STICK IT TO THOSE BIGOTS!

> videogame developer let's SJWs tell them how to think and act
> videogame players vote with their wallets
> YOU IDIOTS ARE BIGOTS

The game is shit even without bringing up politics. It's a medicore Banjo and Kazooie clone.

I want that video

How does that even happen?

OH SHIT IT'S FOOD ANALOGY

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hes a small little white boy

>Talks about doubling down
>Does nothing but double down repeatedly
Oh man, you're just an endless source of tragic irony aren't you?

good. the olives were a massively overrated eceleb anyway.

not an argument

Didn't the game to well enough anyway?

I was sure going to enjoy this Chick-fil-A but I'm not going because of political beliefs.

>faggots get their panties in a bunch and say they'll never give them any business

Except they forced the caterer to do business with them if we're thinking of the same case. That lesbian couple didn't want tolerance/acceptance, they wanted revenge.

Usually the food I buy isn't infected with the personal political view of the chef.

well then you surely don't mind if I won't buy this pizza for the reason that it has no olives on it anymore

I double want that video

>> faggots get their panties in a bunch and say they'll never give them any business

you forgot sueing them for six figures

>Wait a second, that cunt decided not to eat his pizza, GET HIM

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>Eating disgusting Yuropoor semen on flatbread

That fursuit makes better eye contact than me

>food analogy

Fucking fatasses lose some goddamn weight not everything is about food you disgusting lardasses holy fucking shit

>wanting to eat faggot pizza

>I want to wrap the world in Pizza and burgers are hometown.

So, who /mayonnaiseonpizza/ here?

THE MATRIX IS A GOO- oh wait, wrong shitstorm
what am I supposed to do here?

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>WAAAAAH analogies shouldn't refer to commonly understood matters
Go back to middle school you uneducated cretin.

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can you guys at least post good 'za and not the abominations you have been

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>Nintendo exclusive pizza in 2017

My guess is that was an actually self made pizta, not a deep frozen one. So the dough was raw and raw dough does exactly what happened in tne pick.

tl;dr, that guy was a retard for using a grill instead of a plate.

How are Japs not as far as Americans with all the American fast food garbage available to them now? You'd think with their extremely work-centric culture preventing diet and exercise plus being obligated to drink with the boss every night would make them all fat as fuck.

I didn't condone the developer of ME: Andromeda's racism and bigotry and so refused to buy it. You can take a principled stand on anything really, and in some cases it's the right thing to do

>thin crust
consolefags will defend this

Nips know how to portion.

Goddamn, he should play The Brow in any future Dick Tracy movies.

There is no such thing as racism against whites nor sexism against cis men.

Are those fucking snakes on the pizza?

The purpose of an analogy isn't to be clever or original, it's to get a point across. And everyone can relate to food.

Now do you have an actual argument or just more retarded memespouting

I don't see the problem.

That homo is some kind of mexican. It's like a nigger singing about niggers and it's fine.

>There is no such thing as racism against whites nor sexism against cis men.

And thats why racism will continue on

>And everyone can relate to food.
t. privileged first worlder

>americunt never actually seen anchovies

>having shit taste

Even poor people have had food at least once. Unfortunately.

posting because i triple want that video

everything that's not a burger is an enemy or a monster that must be bombed

>Gee we sure have no problem taking money from people whose political views we don't agree with.
>BUT UH WE DON'T WISH TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH SAID GROUP, SO WE'RE CANNING THIS GUY.
>W-what do you mean you want your money back? You're fucking banned.

If they have no problems with taking money from said people, then they should have no problem returning said money.

>No Pepperoni
Why would anyone even want to eat this?

I am not americam, and the anchovie pizzas I saw didn't have them like that.

>SJWs do the same thing but it's ok because they're "on the good side"

get fucked

Yooka Layle is super mediocre thought.

>chef promises 5 star michilen restaurant turkey seasoned to perfection.
>"it'll change the history of cooking, it's revolutionary!"
>delivers a gas station rotisserie chicken
>80% of people return it in disgust
>chef doesn't say anything for 4 hours
>remaining 20% of people pay for their meal and leave
>chef silently walks out and pours shitty garlic salt on the cold, soggy chicken.
>continues to do so every 4 hours using slightly different types of seasoning
>"surely this onion salt will bring them all back! Now they can build houses with the chicken bones!"

There was a Cheesesteak place in Philadelphia that put up a sign saying "Please order in english". Many people thought that as racist because they're fucking idiots and boycotted the Cheesesteak place.

Which is exactly what people do. You would know what boycotting is or how normal humans deal with things they disagree with if you left your damn house once in a while.

Let's be honest here: who the FUCK wanted 90s collectathons back?