"Hey user, why is there an icicle in your pants?"

"Hey user, why is there an icicle in your pants?"

Because I want to impregnate Mei

Stop I've already fapped twice

BRAP

you're doing it wrong

Sorry user I don't think you can do that.
Who to user! Tell me!
Excuse you, user. That's kind of gross.

I thought you said icicle in my penis.

>Who to
"To whom", and your goddamn father.

*clicks place order*

Mei is a gift from the rule 34 gods.

Should I get that too? It looks adorable.

>Because that's where you shot me you maniac

you tell me

I did.

I want to show my appreciation for Mei

Every time I buy a nendo I regret it, too much money for a shit toy. Figures are different, but nendos are just generic toys with a reskin of X character.

I really love Mei, but the $50 she costs I could use them in a better fig, I guess she is fine if you have too much money, but once you get into collectibles you need to prioritize things or you go broke really fast.

>50
like 35 on amiami

...

>50 is too much
you are like a little baby, watch this

>buying a Nendoroid
The expensive version of fucking Dorbz or Funkos.

There's only been one Nendoroid worth getting, and that's Kirby. And there still haven't been any more accessories, since.

Some of the Mei Rule 34 stuff is god-tier.

Well whenever I got one was because I liked the character or something along the line, but as I said, I regret it, they're over priced, they feel low quality, they make them look very amazing in pictures, but they're not that cool. Also changing hairs and faces is very annoying, you can lose your shit easily.

I think they should cost like half of what they currently cost in terms of fabrication, I understand some licenses might be very expensive and they have to compensate, but every single thing they throw out is already over priced, I'm not going to support a product that I feel is ripping off their customers.

You should see some of the artwork posted on Pixiv

>tfw i never got the chinese dress
fucking jewzard
its not like i didnt fucking try

Why didn't you stockpile 3k coins for it? 3 weeks is enough to get that amount moderately easy.

>people actually play this garbage game 24/7 for 3 weeks
>for skins

Hell no man, thats a worse grind then warframe primes.

because my dick goes cold at fatties

how was i to know it was coming?

>tfw your waifu is too unpopular to get any merch other than a nendo, a nendo that costs rape prices now.

by 3 weeks I meant you could play during the event, and save all the coins you get....

>playing that much Overwatch

My Grail is nendo Nep.

But fuck finding it, let alone at a non retarded price.

>40 hours
>in 3 weeks
>too much

I don't think you deserve a premium seasonal skin then, you probably have enough money to buy crates then.

I heard her Nendo had no quality control so I didn't pick it up.

>MFW I haven't played Overwatch since Christmas, logged on during the Chinese New Year event and got one of the Mei legendaries in my free lootbox.

Mei also made up over 60% of my play time.

I forgot my face.

Fuck it. I need it NOW