Bloodborne is a hard ga-

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>Bloodborne was released on March 24, 2015 in North America, March 25, 2015 in Australia and Europe, and March 26, 2015 in Japan.
>Just now got Plat

Ok.

An absurd number of people got that play. Relatively of course. I think I got about 30% and I'm almost certain I beat all the bosses. Games I enjoy the most I tend to only get 30-50% on.

I don't get how people can even like one of the easiest games in the history of gaming franchises. Seriously each area following the "chosen hunter" and his excessively buffed weapons from assorted game locations as he fights brainless enemies has been indistinguishable from the last. Aside from the handholding, the game's only consistency is providing you with absolutely retarded, unchallenging enemies and allowing you to run through all of them without any motive to stay in place or fight them throughout the course of the entire game, all to make the difficult feel easy, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when From Software voted to make the game a PS4 exclusive; they made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody. Bloodborne might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-new vegas in its refusal of challenge, skill and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the Dark Souls games were good though
"No!"
The enemies were easy; the bosses were unfairly hard. As I played, I noticed that every time a enemy went for an attack, he spent an unrealistic amount of time telegraphing his swing.
I began marking on the back of an envelope every moment the enemy put his arm back. I quitted only after I had marked the envelope a several dozen times. I was incredulous. Miyazaki's mind is so governed by outdated game design philosophies that he has no other style of challenge. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Dark Souls by the same Kevin-V from Gamespot. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are playing Bloodborne at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to play Mount and Blade." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you play "Bloodborne" you are, in fact, trained to play Mount and Blade.

Is this the beginning of new epic meme? XD

>savescummed to see the endings

Yeah because watching youtube videos to find hidden items is really hard

But why does he stretch his legs?

when you have 4 games it's really easy to put that much time into 1 OP

replaying the game just for the sake of the endings wow truly challenging

literally
>look mom i posted it again
the thread

>what are NG+ cycles

You skipped NG+ which is part of the experience, in short you're a scrub

?? In what part did I write an enemy "stretched his legs," now, they certainly "stretch their arms," every time they attack, unrealistically, because from apparently can't make a decently realistic fighting game

sony ponies so mad with this picture
Delete this

>that shop
>26 months in a year

(you) r gey ;)

Reminder that this guy (same guy in webm) was SL80 and had 60 hours put into the game before reaching shadows of yharnam.

Don't know why people don't just cheese him at the doorway.


Also, I was around that level when I fought that dude, what SL should I have been at that point?

Bloodborne does Trophies right

You should be around 40s/50s by Rom.