ITT: Times you were LITERALLY the Joker

>be skeptical toward indie devs and their "promises" more than that of AAA devs
>hate Terraria
>hate Underrail
>enjoy Dragon Age 2 more than DA1 and DA: I
>enjoy Mass Effect: Andromeda
>enjoy Skyrim

RULES OF NATUUURE

>want to play zelda wiiU
>can't find my nintendo hdmi
>use the PS3 one that was lying there instead

>Buy the game if I liked it after pirating

>Play video game
>Pick the Joker

>Game says "Saving.Do not touch power."
>I gently rest my finger atop it until the save cycle completes successfully.

I finally get it now. These threads are actually funny if you're stoned.

>Times you were LITERALLY the Joker
Persona 5. duh!

>enjoy Dragon Age 2 more than DA1
>enjoy Dragon Age 2

This triggers me twice

Who the fuck doesn't enjoy Skyrim?

>go to save point
>Save it in another file instead of overwriting the one im playing
SOMEONE TIE ME UP!

fuck off you worthless pathetic autist

>buy a cool looking game on sale that i wanted to try for a while
>never play it

ha ha ha ha AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People who want to play a good game

>buy a game week before a sale
>sale arrives, game is now 90% off

>Play Romance of the Three Kingdoms
>On the Sega Saturn

KIDNAP THE SANDY CLAWS, THROW HIM IN THE PIT
LOCK HIM UP FOR 90 YEARS, SEE WHAT MAKES HIM TICK

People nowadays have this black and white view about almost anything. It's either good or bad, with no middle ground. In reality, while Skyrim might not be the perfect game, there's no way it is bad.

>Game has good ending and bad ending
>Go for the bad ending
THROW THE KEY AWAY

>Play GBA games
>In a PSP
CUT MY HANDS OFF

>Boss has an elemental weakness
>Just do a combo that keeps him frame trapped instead

WORDS THAT KILL

People just hate it as an overreaction to it not being as good as it could have been, which of course makes it bad because how could they possibly hate a game that isn't total shit? It's a frustrating dilution of the franchise, though.

>accept quest
>walk away and immediately abandon it

SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY

its impossible to figure out whether skyrim is good or bad, because the game is so riddled with bugs its embarrasing.
bethesda should consider hiring some QA, as its obvious they don't have anyone doing quality assurance

>Game has Good Ending and Bad Ending
>Good Ending is shitty and unsatisfying and everyone dies
>Bad Ending is awesome and cool and everyone lives happily ever after
Wtf

>buy Nintendo switch
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>oh, so now I can replay the game again, using a new character to see new stuff
>uninstall the game, and never play again
I'M SO SICKKK

>buy a bunch of merchandise for a game
>never buy the game
I'M NOT O-FUCKING-KAY

>Hot chick in videogame joins my party
>Can put a nickname to her
>name her SLUT
MOM IS GONNA FREAK!

>me3
>spends entire game nurturing a relationship with liara, choosing best decisions, doing all the side quests and getting the highest amount of war assets possible
>endofgame.avi
>instantly selects refusal ending
PUT ME IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR AND FRY MY BRAINS

i got this 5

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Contrarians

I did this with dmc1 2 and 3

fuck phoneposting

>buy videogames
>play videogames
>browse videogame board
>post about videogames
>don't really like videogames
LOCK ME UP

>bought Persona 5 on PS3 instead of PS4

I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

thats now how you do it dumbass
cheque em

I just literally did it with The Cave

We can't both be the joker, you imposter.
>Buy games I like after torrenting
>Also buy a copy for my brother and a fried
Ain't nothing wrong with me!!!

>Someone on your team is hacking
>Votekck comes up
>Hit F2

>get a game recommendation
>install, and trash it in 10 minutes
Risk of rain

SOMEBODY STOP ME

>captcha says "select all tiles that contain a helicopter, if there are none click skip"
>There is quite clearly a helicopter in the pictures
>Skip anyways
Fuck Google, I won't do what you tell me

>play any GTA
>drive like a normal place
SIGGITY SAG, MY BALLSACK IS DICKITY

>tired of the google botnet captcha
>buy a Sup Forums pass
CRAWLING AT MY SKIN

DUDE WEED LMAO BTW GUYS IM STONED HAHA

>make a spelling error on Sup Forums
>keep the post anyways
LOCK ME UP

Nice 5

>play mmos exclusively as single player games

CAPCOMS GONNA FREAK


w-what if i team up and disappoint my comrades? :'(

>dishonored 2
>clean hands
>shadow
>flesh and steel
>ALL ON ONE PLAYTHROUGH

IM UNSTOPPABLE

>Download Train Simulator off torrenfreak
>Get a copyright notice
>Buy train simulator and all the DLC with my parents credit card
>Get bored of the game 5 minutes later and uninstall

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>being so desperate to relate to a fictitious character that you'll reach as far as you can up your own ass to do so

>turn on video game
>leave house and try to kill The Batman
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>Play game to 95% completion
>Never finish it
I KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

>first day on Sup Forums
>posts anyway

mom's gonna freak

>pull out my external hard drive without using safety eject

JUST LOCK ME UP

>get quest item
>sell it
THERE IS A HOUSE IN NEW ORLEANS
THEY CALL THE RISING SUN

>Boot up game
>at the main menu
>"Press the start button"
>Press A instead
VIOLENT PORNOGRAPHY, CHOKING DICKS AND SODOMY

>buy a Switch for Disgaea 5
>buy an Xbone for FFXV, KH3, RDR2, and Destiny
>buy a PC for multiplats and ports of old Jap games
>buy a PS3 for Yakuza Zero
>buy a Vita for Project Diva
>but most importantly
>I DIDN'T FALL FOR THE PS4 MEME

THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY, HA-HAAA

What is the argument against phoneposting?

it brings an ever increasing dose of cancer to the site.

That makes no sense...it's the same people who would be posting here anyway.

A phone implies going out instead of being a NEET shut in with piss bottles and cartoon girl pillows and such.

>see npcs in video games
>feel bad about killing them
PUT ME INTO THE CRAZY HOUSE

no, it really isn't.

>Take Ash-Greninja in Pokemon.
>Get it the champion ribbon.

SOMEONE STOP ME.

Oh, no, I don't use /r9k/, sorry.

>it's the same people who would be posting here anyway.
Wrong.

Sup Forums hasn't been your secret loser's club for many years now.

>long time supporter of Nintendo
>BoTW is apparently the best game of the decade, but don't have enough money for a Switch because I used the money I was going to buy the Switch with on a new Graphics card
>closely watch CEMU devs work on their game so I can play it for free

My PC cost me over 2K in gradual upgrades and I've never bought a game unless it had multiplayer. I love cracking groups and emulation devs, papa bless !!

coincidentally, that's when phone posters started becoming more prominent. go back to whatever forum you came from

>Watch full games to completion on YouTube instead of enjoying them myself.
DAMAGED.
HA. HA. HAAAAAA.

You can keep spouting memes, but I've been posting from my phone bored at work for years...well before the phoneposting r9k meme started. Try not to REEEEE at me.

I firmly believe Skyrim is objectively an actually for real bad game and I still enjoyed it immensely.

Junk food is bad for me but I still eat it sometimes.