My sister did WHAT?

My sister did WHAT?

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Sex. Many times. With me.

Take it as you will.

not true

Foolish woman

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OUR BOY
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I fucked a criminal who was making you look like a fool.

Modeled nude for me.

Wouldn't go to bed on time

Redpill me on this guy. Was he the bad guy? I haven't it played it and want to know.

one of, yeah

She Got Smoked via my dick in the form of consensual vanilla loving sex.

Did someone recreate the Get Smoked hat irl yet

No. He's a good boy and did nothing wrong.

Oh I know who you are, Sae Nijima, but see I-I calls you Sexy Nijima. I watch your TV show all the time. So, you can go ahead bring them Ace Detectives and polices waiting outside. It don't make me no difference. Now, I tell you what…I like ya and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way the choice is yours.

I see you choosin' the hard way. Don't make me ruin the butt Sae! I'm a warrior!

Fuck off cat

Nah, he's just a literal madman.

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I'm going to impregnate Makoto!

Get smoked, Son of Man.

>Me and your little sister went on a date to the movies to see Cake Fighter
>Movie was so good I went again that night and a saw it with my cat

Why does she need to know this? or about the fact every monday I make a trip to 5 different vending machines to get placenta drink?

Anal. Your sister likes it in the butt. At first, she just started with it so we could have sex without worrying she'd get pregnant, but now she's really into it.

She comes to school wearing a buttplug now.

A-N-A-L

Is this a smoked thread?

My sexual conquest didn't end with just Makoto.

where the fuck was he this entire game

Sup Forums how do we stop all these Persona and Sony threads?

>he didn't get the laptop

Buy a laptop.

cool man please make this thread another 20 times

>mfw i fixed the laptop

took me by superis.

Just don't enter in them

why are you so upset, cuck?

I did buy that shit, and the thing to repair it, but where do I take the damn thing?

Just because it was anal doesn't mean it wasn't real sex.

You repair it at your desk

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A RIVER IN A DRY LAND

Step it up

I like the idea of the fact that Potter is so drugged up that he's saying all this shit without realising it.

>Me and your sister ended up at a bar and I joked that I'd help her study love.
>We then went back to my place and fucked.
>I then went out later that evening and fucked the Doctor that works in the neighbourhood as well.

Oh I know who you are, Sae Nijima, but see I-I calls you Nijima Aijin. I watch your court proceedings all the time. So, you can go ahead bring them Ace Defectives, witnesses, and polices waiting outside. It don't make me no difference. Now, I tell you what…I like ya and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way the choice is yours.

I see you choosin' the hard way. Don't make me ruin the butt Sae! I'm a Phantom Thief!

THE LAST ACE IN A LOST HAND

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Smoke the Shiho plz

>Should I tell Sae about nailing her sister? Seems legit.
>Should I tell Sae about nailing my teacher and the local doctor? Can't hurt, can it?

It would have been hilarious if doing that lead to a bad end where Sae says "fuck it" and lets you get shot in the face.

>no GET SMOKED Makoto in default outfit
hm...

A HEARTBEAT FOR A TIN MAN

IM A SHAPESHIFTER

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DELET THIS

>in the first dungeon
>first see a bicorn
>"So I was fighting in the volleyball coach's rape castle and saw this weird horse with 2 horns."
>"I shot lightening at him then he asked me what it was like to be old. I told him some random shit and he remembered his name was Bicorn."
>"Get it, Bicorn, because it's like a Unicorn but with two horns."
So even at this point if I was Sae I would have given up.

delete this right now

i will be monitoring this thread until you do so

Here

That's a sad smoked

>not smoked goods
So close

FUCKING DELET THIS NOW
FUCK THAT TIME BULLSHIT

why is this so funny?

She was smoked to hard

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Name 1 girl in Persona 5 that is truly pure

Protip:It's not Makoto

I can only assume at this point that a long, strung-out and drug-fueled confession is Sae's fetish and she hit fucking jackpot with Potter.

>He's telling me about wandering those fucking train tracks again
>Wait, really? He went down there, got bored and left?
>Why is he telling me about doing laundry for the fifth night in a row?

christ

Easy, it's Yusuke.

Ohya

My fucking dick what a fine edit

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Someone explain to me the meme with this hat shit

Haru unless you get the bad end, but that's not canon.

No one would touch fortune teller, she's too salty.

Because no one wants her.

>those hips

SMELLY NEET

Exactly

>Not grabbing best boi to get SMOKED

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The best part is that the officer tells Sae she doesn't have a lot of time for the interrogation, and you always see her checking her watch during the sequences, but by the time you reach that point of the game where it catches up it's been around 50 hours.

Ann.

>it's not actually on Pornhub
Disappointing.
Also, it is Makoto, you're tip is a trick.

Why do people keep associating her with anal?
Does she seem like the kinda girl who loves it in the butt?

how long do contrarian waifufags usually last past a Persona's release?

this anti-Makoto stuff is getting old fast

Makoto I mean.

Because she has the biggest and nicest ass out of all the girls.

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am i the only one who wants his boypussy?

Is there any downside to dating multiple girls at once? I did it without really thinking and now I can't back out as far as I know.

Enjoy Valentine's Day :^)

There's a special Valentine's event that happens only if have one girlfriend, or if you go full harem.

Do I miss out on any items or is it just a cutscene?

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A Bicorn isn't something Atlus made up.

It's a mythical beast that actually has real lore, like the Unicorn

Cutscene

Hifumi was my sleeper waifu. Was not expecting to like her as much as I did.

>Got Smoked

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AN OASIS IN A SINGED LAND

I want to impregnate 123 while holding hands and maintaining eye contact

Is there a limit to how many passives a persona can have?
I have four on one that I'm trying to strengthen with Snipe but it won't learn it, I've been at this for about 15 minutes now

He joins your group with the express purpose of betraying and killing you. Turns out your group knew about it all along and he gets defeated by pancakes.