People on Sup Forums bought Mass Effect Andromeda

>people on Sup Forums bought Mass Effect Andromeda

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>people on Sup Forums defend this game

who said anything about buying? and wasting personal money.

pirated maybe. but i definitely didn't buy it.

I want to know how much copies of that garbage they sold. Do you think they reached a million yet?

>people on Sup Forums still preorder or buy day one despite having dozens of reminders why its a bad idea

Are people on Sup Forums masochists or retarded?

both

Sure did.

Nope. Deserves a lot of the criticism it gets.

probably cause ppl are stupid forget real easily the me3 ending. muh sjw stuff etc. but to be fair most normiee gamers don't care or should say don't know of sjw tweets or get the reference. but the fact that ppl just overlook the me3 ending and be like oh well i don't remember that nothing to see here is really sad ppl just forget shit real easily.

I bought it for 40 :((((((

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I pre-ordered and like it lol :)

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I remeber the devlopers saying the romance scenes were like softcore porn, and I was like, fuck yeah!

So I make my fag character and try to get some Reyes Vidal buttsex action and the scene is just making out and fade to black THAT'S IT.

Complete bullshit, at least Dragon Age Inq had better romance scenes.

Combat is actually okay, duck and shoot. Animations are wonky

Also....

>Mass Effect 1-3
>DON'T MAKE AI REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>ME:A
>We made AI :^)

Are you typing like a retard on purpose?

This is what a cuck sounds like.

>pirate it
>play it for 10 hours

>motivated enough for a whole playthrough of ME1,2 and even 3

thanks ME:A

stay mad perfectionist fag :)

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Takes one to know one
#rekt

In all honesty I've watched streamers play Andromeda and even though it looks pretty terrible it still looks more fun than the average game that has a thread dedicated to them on either Sup Forums or /vg/

Which is fucking sad as fuck

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nah but this is why they so rich ppl like you just blindly give money away for stuff that doesn't deserve it.

user you know what softcore porn is right?
Theres no penetration

I unironically back MMOs on Kikestarter.

Softcore porn is implied penetration ya dingus. Haven't you even seen Cinamax after dark?

How would you do this ironically?

>behaves like a stupid retard
>hey man are you doing that on purpose? it's pretty stupid
>STAY MAD BRO

Honestly, I know this game is just a bad version of DA inquisition but it's a pretty chill game if you don't pay for it.

No other game deserves to get pirated as much as this one

That scene is fucked.
They fixed a lot in the update though

It's called Skinemax now.

Andromeda has to be the most embarrassing game I've seen in years. It's so painfully amateur. I still haven't found an analysis tearing it apart beyond anything other than the animations because they're just that bad. I think it might be the worst AAA game ever released.

>piratefags' face when the update fixed literally everything but smelly thieves are stuck with a pre-update version

Because no one else will.

Some day I hope it will pay off.

The missing chair is hilarious, but that deadpan stare after she throws the glass genuinely pisses me off. This is supposed to be some badass moment to show off your Krogan teammate but all you get is this absolutely unbelievable shit. It's fucking painful.

>There are people on Sup Forums who voted Trump
Lol

Sup Forums faps to cartoons, praises japanese high-school VNs, loves the idea of exclusives...

ME:A is a game for retards its tailored to anons.

what's stupid about the post i pointed out the flaws of me3s ending. the also indication of bioware staff being more sjw but that most gamers/normiees wouldn't get it. and that ppl just tend to forget easily about previous mistakes how is that retarded?

Yep. It's quite good. 7.5/10 is accurate. Would be an 8/10 once they fix multiplayer bugs.

Thing about Bioware games of late they seem to be up their own ass I mean seriously they also do a lot of forced diversity when plenty of games do diversity better without even thinking about it.
Fallout 4 even with its flaws still manged to give us a bisexual hero/heroine and a cast of all genders and races without ramming the fact in our face. It this one case it just worked far better than anything Bioware has tried.

Yeah I pirated it and I actually enjoy the combat, a more simple RPG is refreshing too.

More like this

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

>reading comprehension
I never said I disagree with your opinions, but you type like a 5 year old. Did you drop out of third grade or something?

>Giving your $$$ to the 2-TIME TWO-TIME WORST COMPANY IN AMERICA

A great early detection method for cancer.

yes this or even Me2 with jacob best case to explain it short and sweet is bioware has a stick up their ass for some reason :/

>mfw I'm enjoying it

>willingly installed a botnet just to pirate a shit game
Stay retarded vee.

All Sup Forums criticism Is based on a few silly webms and while the game has flaws (which one doesn't) it's still quite good

idk i couldnt get past 3 hours of the game.

>in b4 hurr durr it gets good 10 hours in!!

JUST

>Tfw a certain game made by potato farmers 1 year earlier still looks better.

Video games are full-on Marxist propaganda at this point.

Did you even play it?

>mfw it doesn't

I'M ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALLLL

Pirated it. Thinking about dropping it but its kind of an ok time waster. Really casual but fun in a way.

>people
Who are those guys on the left and right of the queen?

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Post proof then.

>fixed literally everything
So they fixed the shit characters, story, and gameplay?

>tfw even A FUCKING CARD GAME based on said game has better animations a tad better than mass effect andromeda.

Why would I? I don't taste my shit because I already know what it is. Same for this pile of shit. And this is coming from someone who has had an N7 sticker on his car for 6 years.

Tfw a customer waste 60 bucks on a game. Only for the game devs to come out releasing a patch saying yea guys we fucked up launch day. Even though we've never had this problem with other Me games. Ok sure perfect logic there.

I want to believe she's just staring existentially into the distance as she thinks "I've made a mistake", because there's really no good reason for anyone in-universe to think smashing a glass over a Krogan's head will help.

probably because it has to make very few animations. It's like how I could paint a masterpiece if I was given 2 years to do it, but if I was told to shit out 10,000 paintings in 2 years, they might look pretty shitty in comparison to if I had just done one.

The MP is more than enough to warrant the money I spent. I'm sinking plenty of hours into it.

forced diversity has been a thing since the 70's at least. You can find traces even in the 60's. Also if having a tranny or gay character is enough for you to hate a game regardless of gameplay, you are a cancer on the industry.

How did you waste money if it's fixed and you are enjoying the game?

Yup and know what? Its better than the Witcher 3 and BotW combined. Keep being a graphic whore kiddo.

If only that was real.

>that pic
It's literally just bandage because he smashed his fucking head

who says i am this is one of the worst let downs from bioware well ever Even inquisition you can find some fun. so no i feel robbed and if i knew what the fuck was in store yea i would've pirated.

>still believing in your ancient religion after seeing aliens, space ships and literally another galaxy

I understand still believing in some kind of God or something, but come the fuck on. No one is going to believe in any of our current religions after seeing all that. Even Ashley just says she believes in God but no particular religion.

It's okay user maybe you'll learn not to trust EA.

>graphic whore
>BOTW

you just played yourself

t. bioware employee

>Better then The Witcher 3

Ok, let's not destroy this position before the conversation even starts user.

>tfw Dad finally switched to qbittorrent
>been telling him for four years to use anything but utorrent/BitTorrent
>he only switched because his software stopped working and nothing fixed it, not even a reinstall

When you guys make shit up constantly it makes people not take you seriously when something does happen, right? Like, if you're gonna constantly go make shit up about "WOW THEY BANNED WHITES FROM THE GAME" and "WOW LOOK THERE ARE TURBANS!" people won't believe you when something important happens.

It better just be bandaged. I'm pretty sure most modern religions would fall to shit when interstellar space travel with aliens becomes a thing.

are you fucking retarded? not a single aspect of MEA is better than TW3 or BotW. Christ Bioware the supposed story capable developer failed to create an engaging or relevant story in 5 years of development.

thats like saying you find shit like this funny.
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>shit characters
Subjective, they don't need to fix it. the characters don't need to align themselves with your specific tastes. Sometimes you have to work with people you don't like. In sorry Theres no waifus for you.
I like jaal and drack
>shit story
If you're playing mass effect for its story then you're retarded. The best story of the original triology boils down to "an ancient evil awakens" literally a fucking meme
>shit gameplay
Objectively the best out of all 4 games.
I'm sorry you're so autistic

I bought it and got 88 hours of enjoyment out of it.

It is.
He is literally sitting in the med bay because he wrecked his head during the first mission.

ok sage next.

>Bioware is owned by EA
>EA has been given exclusive rights to most of Disney's properties including Star Wars
>Disney shoe horns in diversity so obviously even my feminist friends are getting annoyed by it

Disregard EA and Disney, user.

It looks like one of those helmets they strap on severely autistic people to prevent them from smashing their head in against a wall. Kinda fits well within the game.

>people who played says they enjoy it
>people who haven't played says it's shit
HmmmmmMmmmmMMMmm

So its an rpg with a shitty story snd trannies. The combat isnt challenging.

>multi billion dollar companies operating in every country on Earth tend to make their products as open and enjoyable to as many people as possible
WOW WTF FUCKIN SJW CEO'S! As an investor, I want the company I invested in to lose billions on a political ethno nationalist ideology.

No shit Disney is "progressive" and "multicultural". They're a family based company, not a fucking niche.

>implying you have feminist friends.

So they fixed nothing then.

Bioware needs to stop doing open-world. I actually like the gameplay but having to constantly drive/fast travel across 2km for a tiny sidequest is annoying. The animations are shit yes but a custom Ryder makes it infinitely more durable. And I think the companions are OK. PeeBee isn't as cringy as I thought she would be.

I'm sure that, for instance, dancing animations look way better than this on ME:A, right?

but i have payed 60 dollars desu i would rather rebuy the series of me1 to 3. This isn't worth a 60 fucking dollar purchase this is i would say maybe 30 at best. You can shitpost all you want but ppl are gona catch on and hopefully save themselves from wasting money when they don't need to me:A isn't a bad game. But come on man fuck this isn't a 60 dollar game this a buy low game.

>implying I'm not a grown ass man with roommates in their early to mid 20's with popular opinions

I get what you mean, diversity is fine but it's so painfully obvious that they're just doing it for money pisses me off. Disney used to make great art, now they just make decent products.

7-8/10 game.
Sup Forums was wrong once again

>Fallout 4's bisexual hero/heroine
I genuinely chalk this up to Bethesda being too lazy to code gender romance differences into the game.

TW3 is not even a game with its horrible gameplay and every single 3d Zelda in history was shit. It is better than both these game combined and with ease.