*THOUSAND-YEAR ARACHNID MOLDARACH*

*THOUSAND-YEAR ARACHNID MOLDARACH*

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*PARASITIC ARMORED ARACHNID GOHMA*

jesus christ how horrifying

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>HYPER BOMB

Aren't lobsters immortal?

THE IMPRISONED

GANON

scorpions are the most aesthetic arachnids, their proportions are just pleasant to look at.

Those fuckers have weak poison.

Now funnel spiders are a bitch.

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

One kind of lobster can't die of old age or shit like cancer, yes. Disease and shit can still kill em'.

close

a lot of sealife actually have enormous lifespans, we've just made sure anything big and edible doesn't last long anymore

#NOTALLSCORPIONS

This.

why did post a wierd potato

That scorpion is rusting.

>the one where the rhinoceros beetle scissors the hornet in half and then strikes a pose because he knows he won

KANE LIVES!!

Die barney fag

No. Lobsters molt their entire life and the older they get the bigger their shell gets and the more energy they will need to successfully molt. Most often they die mid-molt as they grow very old. In theory, if they maintained the molting without expending terminal levels of energy they could live forever but then again, if our bodies possessed perfect cellular regeneration the same would apply.

So you're saying we should take the cellular regeneration from lobsters and inject it into our children?

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Beetles are fucking beastly insects

Yes, that is literally what scientists are looking into, and have successfully accomplished with mice.

Our generation might be the first immortal generation of humans.

I was thinking newts and shit.

>splice that gene into humans
>works as intended
>but all affected are stricken with alibinism and blood iron deficiency

>str vs dex

Fuck me, that's the kind of wasp that can kill a whole hive of a thousand honeybees on its own. Beetles are god tier

Xcom was right all along
Soon enough the world will be terrorized by lobster men
We don't need eternal regenerative newts.

>Trapped a hornet in a tiny cage and surprised why the beetle won

Should we also take the feature of other animals and inject it into our children and make genetically engineered monstergirls?

The hornet wouldn't bother in open space, mate. It'd just fuck off and leave the stag alone since it can't pierce its carapace.

I don't know why, but at first glance I saw this as a mutant baby lying in a trash can.

This webm really shows just how tough scorpions are proportionally, a bigass wasp gets cut like paper but the beetle in the op can only lift up the scorpion

how do I get myself some of this lobster DNA?

Ants are the best insects
Prove me wrong

Pro tip: you can't

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They can be beaten in the open by insects as well.

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>We wuz lobsters and shiet
You know this'll happen.

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You're not the boss of me now

>Groosenator lands a hit.gif

But mantises aren't insects, they're living nightmares that know kung-fu.

T H I C C

>wanting to make people immortal so the planet can get extremely overpopulated

I wish I had a strong exoskeleton and would need to molt periodically to do away with imperfections on its surface.

>Horrifying insect thread
>Look up the predators of the really disturbing ones
>It's always some cute birb
Why are they so based Sup Forums?

>not wanting to make people immortal so we could explore and conquer our galaxy

Or so we can colonize the galaxy.
>implying the poor 90% of the world can even afford this tech
they can't even afford food, so just let them die out.

*KOLOTOS, ANCIENT AUTOMATON*

Stop with your Zelda shit you spaztic, no one cares.

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くわがたは可愛いよ

>Wait for Chinese and Indians to die from disease due to their high pollution and high population concentration
>Spreads to Africans and Middle Easterners who don't wash their hands
>White people don't breed so we good

but the OP was trying to make a video game rela-

never mind, its a bug thread now

>that comeback after getting German suplexed
Bettle-fags BTFO

This is retarded futurism nonsense. Lobsters aren't biologically immortal they just utilize telomerase. They still die of old age related issues unrelated to cell division. Stop spouting meme science like solar roadways and shit. God I fucking hate stupid people

>literally cucks the species
yeah no

>t.low

Relax retard, maybe one day you'll learn.

People give SS plenty of shit, but damn the OST was fucking amazing in some parts
>youtube.com/watch?v=zR-rX20UCHE

*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*

How will buglets ever recover?

Most powerful insects in the entire insect kingdom though. Insect fights are almost always a size game when it comes to 1v1s, emphasis on size matters. Ants being giant colonies with actual strategies completely nullify this factor and destroy every other obstacle with tactical group warfare.

Best music in the game imo