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New thread, the last one got archived. The graphical glitches are getting even worse, next I'm trying is seeing what happens when I use the Staff of Sheogorath on summons to freeze them mid-glitch.
Nickies vs. the Oblivion worldmap continuation thread
Matthew Foster
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Evan Evans
That reminds me of something that happened on my main Oblivion (Elder Scrolls IV) save once. It's a long read but I think it's worth it.
So in Oblivion there's an item called the Skull of Corruption, which you can use to clone NPCs. Using a glitch, you can use it to permanently clone yourself.
When I discovered this glitch online, I had already played Oblivion to exhaustion. My character, Nickies, a Breton battlemage, was nigh-invulnerable, and had spells that could one hit Minotaurs. It was pretty crazy, but it got boring fast. I decided the only challenge left was to fight a version of myself, a permanent clone, a "Nickies Black," if you will.
So I did the glitch, purposefully not wearing my best gear as to make sure I can still win, but couldn't immediately kill the clone because his (my) healing spells were too potent. So, I left and returned, to see what would happen to him.
He had changed his equipment loadout to that of my own, real character's, including all my OP shit. Now I actually couldn't kill him...
Not only that, but he started upchucking a creepy mix of faction dialogue I haven't heard before, like "I'm sworn to die, are you?" and "The training of thousands has passed through me!"
Sometimes he would use my invisibility spells and flee, and I'd have to find him again. One time I found an entire town murdered, with him nearby. I even got bounties when I swore I didn't commit any crimes. Once I led him over a bayou to an underwater DLC home I had, and he equipped my waterwalking boots to easily keep pace - then, when I fled underwater, he swam under with me despite wearing said boots!
Other oddities include his Luck seemingly being higher for everything he did compared to my own, and being able to summon two things at once (which was actually IMPOSSIBLE in Oblivion).
Eventually our endless fight led into the Imperial City, the capital. (Continued)
Kayden Miller
A DOG IS FOUND!
Joseph Thompson
Before someone says it, I meant "next thing I'm trying is"
Here's the Staff of Sheogorath clip:
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Oliver Adams
(Continuation here)
With the entire fucking garrison of the Imperial City, I managed to kill the bastard. I moved him onto the table in the center of the Capital Building for all to see. Half the city was murdered as a side effect, but hey, it worked. (Previous Pic Related)
Just a week ago, I tried to glitch again. When I almost killed the clone on my first try this time, he shouted "Why Brother, why?" - I hesitated to finish him, but he then cloaked and ran off somewhere. When I found him he was in my best shit again.
The bastard is able to trick me, and he can switch gear whenever he seems to feel like it. For example, in Oblivion NPCs always wear the first thing in their inventory - in my and the clone's case, this is a cursed hood I named AAAAA specifically to kill NPCs with (by planting it in their inventory). However, the clone refuses to put it on, instead somehow specifically choosing either my best headwear or whatever matches the set he's wearing at that time.
It just ... boggles my mind.
Kayden Moore
>baby's first floating point inaccuracy
Isaac Sanchez
im sorry nickies, but i need to post this here, too
well i dont need to, but there was an error in deleting, and nobody saw it, so why not, right?
i hope this is a good idea
anyways, dies anyone know what the heck this is (the pic is maxed brightness and contrasted)
Jason Ortiz
Alright, we need to make a Nickies Wiki. Articles so far:
Nickies
Nickies Black
Clones of Nickies
Nickies' Spell List
Skull of Corruption
Todd Howard
The Void
CONTRAST
Sup Forums
Copypasta
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Chase Gutierrez
FUCK I LOST THE STAFF
xboxclips.com
How the hell did that happen? The Staff of Sheogorath... gone...
Jacob King
kek retard
Christopher Russell
send me a link to the wiki once you make it
Jace Richardson
IT'S OKAY! I WAS ABLE TO PICK IT UP AGAIN WITH TELEKINESIS!
Charles Thomas
ANY OF YOU GROTS 'AVVEN STRANGE FINGS GOIN ON IN YER WAUUUGH? 'ERES SOMEFIN DAT 'APPENED ON DAH WAAAUGH. BIT OF A RAMBLE BUT YOU DUMB GROTS IS MUCKIN ABOUT ANYWAY SO ZOGGIN SIT DOWN AN' LISSEN
SO I TOOK DIS FING FROM A SPIKEY BOY CALLED DAH SKULL OF CORRUPTION, WHICH YOU CAN USE TO CLONE DUMB 'UMIES FOR TWICE DA ZOGGIN. BUT IM DA BIGGEST AND DA SMARTEST AN I FIGGURED OUT HOW TA USE IT ON MESELF CAUSE DERE AINT A GOOD ZOG LIKE ZOGGIN YERSELF
SO I DID DIS FING, NOT GIVIN 'IM ME BEST CHOPPA 'CAUSE IVE GOT DAT CUNNIN', BUT DIS GIT WAS TOUGH AN I COULDN'T ZOG 'IM, SO I LEFT TO GET MY KUSTOM SHOOTA SO I COULD DAKKA DA GROT INSTEAD
I GET BACK AND DIS GIT IS USIN ME GOOD CHOPPA. DAT MEANS I COULDN'T ZOG DA GIT
NOT ONLY DAT BUT 'E WAS SAYIN A MIX OF STUFF FROM DA 'UMIES I'D ZOGGED LIKE "FOR DA EMPRAH" AN' "YOUZ GONNA GET KRUMPED ZENOS"
SOMETIMES HE'D BE REAL KUNNIN AND GET SOMEA DAT PURPLEY PAINT, AN' I'D HAVE TAH FIND 'IM. OVVER TIMES I COME BACK AN' 'E KRUMPED MY WHOLE ZOGGIN CAMP.
OVVER FINGS WAS HE 'AD DAT LUCK WIFOUT EVEN 'AVING BLUE PAINT AN' 'E USED TWO CHOPPAS AT ONCE INSTEAD OF GETTIN' ONE BIGGA CHOPPA
Angel Carter
Wait fuck that's a good idea
Brandon Campbell
Bentley Allen
Don't forget:
The Ring of Corruption
Nickies' spells
Nickies' dad
Robert Evans
>>baby's first floating point inaccuracy
10 bucks says this is what's going on.
Posting pancakeman for retardproof explanation
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Samuel Wright
You must cast away the madness inside. Do you not see? To understand the hidden truths in the bowels of the infinite borders, you must gaze upon them through lenses unclouded, mists lifted, veils unveiled.
Jackson Mitchell
Nah, I'll wait for someone else to do it.
Matthew Phillips
I pointed that out in the last thread, but there's a few other strange things happening out here.
Justin Lewis
>nickies' dad
redpill me on this
Nicholas Bailey
has anyone done it yet? bc i might
speak up now so i dont have to
Brayden Howard
Update: didn't work
By the way, going 100% Chameleon in the void is... trippy:
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Wyatt Gutierrez
Nickies' Dad has shown up in a few threads, most notably the original, where he talks about how this game appeals to Nickies' autistic tendencies.
Cooper Davis
It's probably just bethesda being incompetent at coding for the umpteenth time. I wouldn't be surprised if the whole game is held together by duck tape and good intentions.
Nathan Reed
shit i meant to click
Christian Perez
>but there's a few other strange things happening out here
Like what?
Asher Richardson
Does anybody have an archive of the first Nickies Black thread?
Levi Walker
New thread, new theme.
Keep running, you beautiful bastard.
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Leo Cox
There's an imgur album about it if that counts
He's finding random squares of water, and there was a star of David on this NPC he summoned
Christian Foster
Spoonfeed me the imgur album senpai.
Brody Anderson
No fucking way. I was in the original thread but didn't stick around long, now I'm usually at these threads to not miss out anything.
Benjamin Brooks
I know he was in the original thread, at least.
Jackson Moore
Charles Powell
Alright guys, what hub is the wiki?
Please answer
Jaxon Peterson
Should it be games or lifestyle?
Dominic Reed
Relevant threads
boards.Sup Forums.org/v/thread/372857173/any-other-oblivion-fans-here#bottom
There's more but I'm too lazy to look
Jacob Myers
Kek I was one of the people spamming "I posted pics early on" or something like that. Maybe I ended up there.
Gavin Myers
I can only find one instance of Nickies Dad in the imgur album, but be assured he was talking about how autistic his son is.
Ayden Thomas
>Sup Forums - We Complain About Videogames
The former
Christopher Gutierrez
lmao I also wrote that
>Nickies is part of my C0LA
too bad it got archived so quickly
Julian Powell
And here's his brother.
I should add that once when Nickies posted in another thread, his dad told him to get off of these sites he's not supposed to be going to. Nickies Mom told Nickies Dad to stop lest Nickies try suicide again.
Juan Murphy
>nickies BLACK ate the chicken wings
poetry
Jason Cooper
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Blake Cruz
Make Nickies wiki already
Matthew Long
got it
everyone add content
and ideas
nickies.wikia.com
Robert Ramirez
Are you guys really...
I'm still running, I'm getting a headache from all the shaking of the models.
Jaxon Jenkins
For the Todd Howard page can somebody make an album containing all the Todd edits from the last thread?
Sebastian Flores
Nice. Guess I'll spent my week's free time on this now.
Nicholas Miller
Not the user that created by I have some experience editing wikis before so I'm going to see if I can do some neat things with it.
Zachary Gutierrez
Here's the last thread if you need a link to it.
Andrew Campbell
Alright we need more on the wiki
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Anthony Martinez
TODD HOWARD IS VANDALIZING WIKI PROTECT PAGES
Jacob Adams
>legitimately interested in this guy's pursuit of breaking his game
>and the glitches said pursuit is causing
>all these fucking retards hijacking the thread and doing your own stupid shit
Elijah Nelson
WE NEED TO GET HIM
Easton Williams
No one cares fag this isn't your thread
Ryan Diaz
That's the original copypasta, show some respect
Andrew King
>>>/Reddit/
Owen Ross
Nickies, you have your own wiki now
Do cool shit, get famous
Isn't that the American Dream?
nickies.wikia.com
Honestly though, does anyone care?
Nathaniel Cruz
Well best of luck with that guys, notably good luck with figuring out the plural of Nickies.
Nickios?
You guys might interested in the ... weird ... lore posts in one of those threads user posted.
Pic related is my realizing my magic effectiveness and thus my Speed increases if I'm not wearing armor. Gonna go this way for now boys.
Kevin Ross
Same.
Luis Gray
Stop referencing shit has "quests" and shit in the Wiki you mongs, its supposed to be meta.
David Walker
>this isn't your thread
t. Anonymous
Plural of Nickies is Nickies.
Julian Moore
Check established in-game lore starting here
Luke Smith
Don't edit the Todd Howard page fags, I'm working on it.
It will be perfect
Jack Bailey
STOP IT
Juan Cruz
We need separate categories for in-game lore and Sup Forums lore
Dylan Ortiz
Ok, whatever you say, dreamboy.
Evan Howard
>I don't like this post, so obviously that means it's from reddit!
cool meme
Tyler Howard
It's going to get a lot of shitpost, we'll have to clean up eventually. What are the admins of the Nickies wiki?
Gabriel Flores
um, nobody
u want admin?
prove you aren't a fag
Hudson Campbell
No, I mean everything posted here is taken directly from Reddit, and if you really want to follow it, go there.
Luke Gonzalez
I don't suck cock daily
Kayden Sullivan
good enough for me.
go into talk in the wiki
Juan Brooks
Nickie is Izzy from /tesg/ he is an oblivion sperg who also mods
Brayden Cruz
I came all over my face earlier today on purpose, can I get in?
Noah Russell
Oh wait you have to be not a fag to get in shit I'm sorry.
David Cooper
I've posted on /tesg/ a total of once, and it was to share the original Nickies Black story.
I'll have you people know that THEY liked it.
Easton Rogers
Nice trips, fag. I'm editing the Howard page, gib admins pls
Christian Wright
Good god, my fingers are starting to morph and, er, ooze around.
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Noah Bell
k
write your name in the talk
Brandon Lee
>I'll have you people know that THEY liked it.
I wonder if Trainwiz is going to come into this thread and say you're full of shit.
Christian Cruz
No idea who that is desu, like I said I only posted there once.
The glitches are getting lewd ...
Jaxson Peterson
I was in a TES lore thread with Trainwiz and Nickies once and it went on like this:
>inb4 Nickies and Trainwiz join together as the namefag alliance
>I don't know who he is and I don't care
>It's, complicated...
That was it. brb adding Trainwiz on the Nickies Wikia
Jeremiah Reyes
Dont stop, I need more of this lewd void
Michael King
Iteredasting. I always though that armor meshes didn't have the base body mesh underneath the covered parts.
Alexander Davis
Don't stop, Nickies. They tried to lead the Buddha astray with foul lewd temptresses and he, too, perservered, as you shall.
Cameron Morris
>cropping out Niggies' name
die, reddit scum
Jeremiah Howard
The wiki is flourishing Nickies
You are a god
Julian Watson
From Wiki's main page:
>Also, admins have the job of making sure those fucktards don't fuck the main page up. We strive for excellence here, not full-on autism.
What did he mean by this? I thought Nickies was /ourguy/, as in, the physical embodiment of autism
Jaxon Ward
Why was my r34 fingerplay bowser twins page deleted? It's part of the Nickies lore.
Carson Morales
not all autists are as glorious as nickies
Xavier Cooper
add it again then
maybe the admins wont spot it this time
Matthew Sullivan
I'll make sure its not beleeted
Jonathan Morgan
I... I...
Well, I'll try to vindicate you guys by making it to the end of this void no matter what. Also, if you need any of the threads I've actually posted in, I may be able to find them.
By the way, my fingers are becoming spaghetti due to how far out I am now...
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Nathaniel Ortiz
Is this, dare I say, LORE?
Charles Baker
Existence is but a fleeting shell.
In the end all is spaghettified and consumed. Even Nickies will be consumed by the void. Unless he already was all that time ago.
Jacob Bennett
Your body's not doing well? Did you use SSB Kaioken for too long?
Jose Hughes
with all of the 4 people who actually still care here, i applaud you Nickies
Liam Russell
Someone make sure to add that Star thing on the Dark Seducer from the last thread to the wiki, somehow.