How do we fix the Joy-Cons?

How do we fix the Joy-Cons?

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well you can call them by the correct name for a start.

The plural of Joy-Con is Joy-Con.

Remove screen.
Use proper Xbox ABXY layout.
Bright colors are for children and girls (which are mentally children)
Just make it an xbox controller with a proper dpad.

>Use proper Xbox ABXY layout.
Fuck off

The Joy-Cons don't have a screen

You can start by using the correct terminology faggot, Joy-Con L and Joy-Con R is the only right answer

sorry. You're just being stubborn for no reason.

they come with one.

That's the Switch. It's okay, you just don't understand the product.

No I do understand the screen isn't called 'joycon'. Yet it still warrants removal in order to fix the joycon.

It's not broken? Buy a pro controller if you really don't like them

Wow this is some of the cheapest bait I've seen

Oh no it's okay man, you just don't get it. The screen is a separate thing. You don't even have to see the screen to see the games.

How would you fix the most perfect controller ever made?

do you have brain problems?

But it comes with the joycon.

Pretty much this. Just get a pro controller.

Mhm, just like the XBox comes with the controllers.

>I can't be bothered to learn the basic features and functionality of the latest gaming hardware: the post

No. No it doesn't.
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>Bright colors are for children and girls (which are mentally children


Its an Nintendo console...

Your joke would be funnier if Joycons weren't actually sold separately.

Right joycon needs the placement of the stick reworked. I feel like the only reason it's in the middle is so that it doesn't feel awkward when you're using only 1 joycon sideways as a controller. I've literally never done that with my switch, and I don't suspect anyone else does either so they should just put it in the most ergonomic position for normal play.

Give it an actual dpad. I mean what the fuck. You're the biggest producer of 2d platformers/2d games in general. Again they did this to service single-joycon play but the second player could just use a dpad as their face buttons. I mean it's not like the buttons they put on have abxy on them for retards anyways so why not just go all the way.

Besides that they're pretty good. I like plastic ridge behind thee triggers, they remind me of the gamepad and pro controller in a good way.

*wii u gamepad and pro controller in a good way

Remove the analogue sticks so it slides better into my rectum.

In the picture it is attached to the screen. Removing the screen would fix it.

two spelling mistakes in a single sentence...

I'm just going off of OPs picture.

>in the picture
>just going off op's picture

Please see

The Switch would require removal of the screen too if it were to be fixed. You can keep repeating some romantics but who gives a shit?

Holy shit dude look into the god damn hardware stop going "off pictures" it works like a regular console with the option to have a portable screen, you don't have to use it, you can just use a tv like every other major console. You know Xbox right? It's the same shit

You can keep repeating that choice of words as if it were somehow incorrect. It won't be no matter how hard you try ESL-kun

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>only one of them legitimate

They can just do this with different designed joycons you can buy separately