*THOUSAND-YEAR ARACHNID MOLDARACH*

*THOUSAND-YEAR ARACHNID MOLDARACH*

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Dude that's a fucking buff scorpion.

MODS! LEAVE THIS THREAD ALONE!

THICC

For you.

>animals that look rad, but would scare the shit out of you if you actually tried raising one as a pet

That's a cute little scorpion, I'd hate for something to happen to it

What the fuck is the point of hair on that scary motherfucker

just imagine sucking all the meat out of those craps legs
sluuuurp

I wanna snap it's fucking legs and eat the meat raw.
Would that get me sick? I don't know anything about seafood preparation.

Like every part of a scorpion, it's to help kill better. The hairs are extremely sensitive to vibrations in the air.

I was really upset by that boss. It felt generic, and it didn't help that I had to fight it twice.

Legmeat-eatingmind?

For real spoiler that shit OP

It helps detects vibrations in the sand and such by prey due to scorpions having rather poor eyesight.

raw meat's fine and long as you pee on it beforehand (urine is sterile)

you meatfags are so degenerate

kys

>he doesn't shit and cum on his meat before he eats it
scrub

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Urine is initially sterile, but it is definitely not sterile anymore by the time it goes through your urethra.

you're telling me you've never eaten crab legs?
how can you claim to be alive?

that's hot

>Vegan fags
Hows living off pills all your life doing

THE IMPRISONED

>being vegan

Are scorpions edible? If they are, do they taste good?

Yes.
No idea.

They eat them in China. But that said they eat a lot of things over there.

Holy fucking shit insects and bugs are fucking terrifying.

>mantisfags will defend this

it's essentially a rat of the sea and feeds on carrion you might want to cook that or risk parasites

what the fuck am I watching

>tfw that mantis is getting more action than me

help

>male gets laid
>AND provides his future children with plenty of nourishment
Mantises that don't get their heads eaten are cucks and wouldn't survive one winter. Decapitation master race.

>Manlytears goes to the seafood section

Male mantis have it hard.

Arachnid superiority is unmatched

All other inverts are subservient to the 8-legged master race

Scorpion onii-chan please notice

It happens far less than people say it does, but female mantids will try to eat their mates even in the middle of mating. They're like spiders, they see others of their kind as potential meals and not mates/fellow species members.

>You will never have one of these qts as a pet
Why even live?

A female mantis eating a male mantis while mating with her.

>manlytears tries to boil a crab

>Oh shit, I stepped in something.
>Better immediately put it in my mouth.

Stupid bug.

Fuck off Five, you slut.

>the way the bee tries to pull back the bit of its face the mantis has in its mouth
Fuck, man

As creepy as they are I kinda want a citizen snips

Insects and arachnids have taste buds on their feet. The moment the Jeruselum Cricket stepped on the common cricket it knew it was edible.

Really finding it difficult to see it doing this on anything over than a Frisbee.

EEEEDDDDFFFFFFF

I hope we get more insect variety in EDF 5. We've yet to see grasshoppers, mantises, beetles. Need more creepy crawlies.

I think it's the underside of a hummingbird feeder; hence the hummingbird.

surprised you had the energy to make this post

same. importing day 1

Smol vegan spider please leave

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY

this thread should merge with this one
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h8 giant spiders

You're wrong. It has clearly been propelled through the air and nabbed the hummingbird straight out of the air.

>Arachnids

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>implying arachnids consist only of spiders

Jesus Christ how horrifying

This thread is making my feet sweat.

Mantises truly a shit

>party in generator room.gif

>That fucking stare from the white one

FUCK THIS SHIT

WE HAVE TO EXTERMINATE ALL MANTISES

IMAGINE IF THESE THINGS WERE THE SIZE OF DOGS

I love this scene. It's from a snippet all about the kungfu mantis or whatever the fuck they call it. Then at the very end it gets fuckin' merkt by an orchid mantis with some cheeky one liner. hahaha

DISCO DOWN
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>that fucking stare 13 seconds in
Oh my god

He tries, but it mostly because of the suit

>descendants of the first apex predator
>one of the first land animal
>first land animal on Gondwana
>spans every continent except Antarctica
>most expensive animal by value (Scorpion Venom is worth $39,000,000 per gallon)
>Ancient ancestors were 2.5 metres and 70-90 cm and were the largest of arthropods
>sleek and cool with armor plating like a knight that glows in uv light allowing them to use their entire shell as an eye along with already light sensitive eyes and vibration sensing hairs (could quite literally pull off shades during a night operation from their vision being augmented and the JC Denton of animals)
>has three armor piercing or crushing weapons naturally built in to fuck any animal's shit up
>while other arthropods have goliaths and kings scorpions have glorious EMPERORS
>best monstergirl, wife and mother
Why are they so perfect? How can other animals even compete?

>holy fuck she is hot...I REALLY wanna bang that but shit. I might die. But goddamn that abdomen! But...death. What do I do?!

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Same my man, really didn't like running into it a second time, it just pissed me off. Even worse, it wasn't even that hard or good of a boss.

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Yeah man taking unnatural supplements just to get the nutrients that meat provides is so healthy and acting like a massive whiny faggot when other people make different choices than you is so cool

Still shit tier animals cuz they can't survive Chinks onslaught

Name me one alive animal species that humans cannot defeat

y hello thar

>cannot defeat

>Name me one alive animal species that the Chinese won't eat

fixed that for you

Never forget.

I dont know about all that, but I dont fuck with animals that have hardly changed over the course of several million years of evolution, namely crocodiles and sharks

Have we even been able to kill one of these things? I mean we sent one to space and it came down in perfect health. We should genetically augment these fuckers to produce certain chemicals required for life and shell planets with capsules loaded with those things to terraform barren worlds.

quora.com/What-does-it-take-to-kill-a-waterbear-Tardigrade
>tardigrades need an hour of prep time

Australians aren't human

beat me to it

Roaches.

There's a pretty major difference between cannot and did not. Also it was called the Emu War not the Cassowary War.
They have to enter a form of stasis to survive the extremes it is well known for.
That's less cannot and more will not due to sympathy.

ants and roaches. try making them go extinct

no they're not, scientists dont know anything
it's so they can brush away sand more easily

>Some seemingly malevolent design of Nature/Darwinism allows this horrible thing to exist

Reminder that meat is what allowed humanity to evolve intelligence to the point you can be sitting there bitching and crying about eating meat.

Also, humans are not herbivores, we lack everything herbivores possess to get nutrition from anything other than fruits and vegetables and seeds and the only way vegetarians and vegans can survive in modern times is due to selectively-bred and genetically-engineered produce and supplement pills that provide what those lack.

It's becoming quite the popular food for tourists where I live. Never tried them because they're really poisonous and I don't trust the cooks

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What the fuck is that thing and how can I ensure I never, ever fucking meet one?

B-B-BUT MY STARCH I MEAN SURE THE STUDY IS DISPUTED AND SAID STUDY ALSO AGREES THAT MEAT PLAYED A ROLE BUT M-M-MUH STARCH
scorpos are venomous not poisonous, you'd need a stomach ulcer or something for them to harm you by eating them

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These jokes will never not be funny to me.

Also checked.