ITT game you're too scared to start playing

ITT game you're too scared to start playing.

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Applying for a job

I bought the first game and it gave me the whole trilogy, yet I'm still to scared to start any of them.

Exit Bag Simulator

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wat gaem

Penumbra is only a couple of hours at the most.

i don remember

Just don't. Get out now, just get out forever you'll be so much happier.

Is this Machine for Pigs? I started playing Dark Descent but quit when I realized the game would baby you and just remove enemies and let you win if you died too much, removed anything scary about the game.

that's the Dark Descent, a Machine for Pigs is even shittier.

Machine for Pigs takes the longest time before you start even encountering your first enemy. Even after you do, you don't see them very often.

Don't listen to this faggot . There is nothing worse in life than being a NEET.

Having a job can be worse actually. I work as a security guard, and on one of the office complexes I patrol at night they have mannequin for some reason. The fuckers working there move it around sometimes, every time I have to go there it's like one of those shit walking simulator horror games irl.

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kek

>there is nothing worse in life than being a NEET

what about working your whole life under the notion that once you're 50-60 you can retire and FINALLY 'live comfortably"

the only reason people work is they're afraid of being homeless. deep down, most of you know you'll never be rich. comfortable. 30+ years of serfdom is all you have ahead of you

Condemned did it pretty well actually, shame it is such a overused trope these days.

>it's like one of those shit walking simulator horror games irl.

Topkek good sir

>implying the mannequins arent trying to win your trust so they can one day jump you while you turn you back to them

Any shit game

Don't say that, it is bad enough that I sometimes walk straight into it when the either placed it round a corner or just inside a room.

You're just too scared to work and interact with real humans.

Why would a person place a mannequin just around the corner? Nobody placed it there user.

The problem I have with horror games is that they are SUPER scary until finally the system of gameplay clicks in my head and then nothing is scary anymore. Amnesia was terrifying up to after the invisible water monster, then it stopped scaring me.

W-why would you...

>have to go to abandoned facility
>drive through a big forest
>look around
>nobody has been there
>see some claw marks
>find key
>use key at latch
>go into dark basement
>see empty pens
>find what you were looking for
>no monsters
>go back up
>its twilight
>hear some howling far away
>go in car
>drive back
>becomes fully dark
>when youre almost back at the start point of the mission your car gets hit and flies off the road
>climb out
>car burns giving you some vision
>hear rustling
>call someone to come pick you up
>they are coming
>the car slowly burns out dimming the light
>you know the car will run out of burnable material before your help is coming

If you think that's scary, try this one asking a girl out

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Amnesia is pussy shit. Once you realize that when enemies kill you in one hit, it destroys any tension. I prefer games with actual combat like silent hill, resident evil, or dead space. Although dead space is more for the fun.

>Condemned
>Not FEAR

Tried this once
it failed

You'll most likely never be rich, but if you're not a retard it's easy as fuck to make enough money to regularly buy anything you like within reasonable bounds, travel regularly, etc.

Also, can't you get an enjoyable job? Isn't there anything that interests you? You don't have to work at McDonalds.

lololol

>want to travel
>want to buy things (videogames)
>want to become a part of society and help in some way
>find a job and achieve all those
>still have time for vidya after work and on weekends
Having a job isn't "getting rich" as the endgame. It's being able to have the means to do whatever you want. I want to take a road trip with my friend this summer to Devil's Tower - him and I are both working and saving up and taking vacation to travel. We're not greedily shoving our savings into a vault and praying something comes out of it in twenty years

Asking the girl out is the better choice. At least you'll never wonder about what could have been.

>want to become part of society and help in some way
lol
The only thing you'll be helping with is making money for some dude that's already unimaginably rich, and made all his money exploiting people like you, as well as people in third world countries where laws are lax

Unless you get into social work or something, but then you're not making enough money to support yourself