OH NO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BED
YOU'RE STAYING UP TO WATCH BROOD WAR
KOREA TIME IS ON IN 15 MINS
GROUP D:
RAIN (P)
HERO (Z)
SSAK (T)
LAZY (P)
STREAM LINKS:
gaming.youtube.com
(use the youtube stream if your connection can't handle the twitch one for whatever reason)
twitch tv/asl
I would watch Brood War if I understood what was happening
Nick is going grey and bald at only 32. Which is mind blowing since I'm the same age, and I blend in with uni kids.
And I swear he has the start of dementia or something. He is constantly getting units and players mixed up. Even in a single match, he will call one player by the other user name.
Is the alcoholism finally getting to his brain? Or maybe he took too much Alpha brain?
It's completely understandable, and there's two English commentators going through it.
BW is all about small skirmishes, rather than big clumped battles, so it's much, much easier to follow than SC2.
Reposting because important discussion:
>When do you think Tasteless will stop being able to hide his baldness? Place your bets. I'm going with ASL Season 5 being where it gets really obvious.
Artosis and Tastelessstill tailor their cast for newcomers, It only took a few games/looking up a few units on the wiki for me to understand 95% what they were talking about
>Broodwar threads are 50% the game, 50% how do we keep tasteless sexy forever
idra was already balding when he was like 24
Would you a Nicole Tasteless Plott?
After you hit 30, you actually have to put effor tinto yourself.
Your test level slowly drop. Your fat level content goes up, and your muscle mass goes down.
The nerd lifestyle is too sedentary to really combat this. This is why the nerd and intellectual life a complete way to lead your life. You need to be athletic to counter this. Follow the advice of the Natty King.
she looks like a fat alison brie.
with the force of a thousand suns
Here's my analysis. Do you think Tasteless makes enough money to afford transplants?
>don't leave your uncle t-bag hanging
would u this asain waifu
The ASL S3 intro is okay. Nothing special. It never works since these guys are all friendly to each other, so they're never personally have anything against each other.
I'm super curious how much they make. It can't be more than 20-35 USD. They seem really happy, but I think it's just that they're happy to be able to be turbo nerds and get paid for it. My feeling is that they'd rather make modest money at something they're passionate about than make more at some boring job.
Only with adequate protection, she'd birth manlet children
I don't like plastic koreans. Same doll face x 1000.
sideways ponytail is worst hairstyle
and ugly children too. Imagine how she'd look under all that plastic.
Not if your superior genes have anything to say about it.
>Same doll face x 1000.
literally nothing wrong with this
Comon senpai. Don't you wanna just show her your superior western skills in the bedroom. You'd be daddy for one night and she'd have daddy issues for the rest of her life.
Korean girls were better in the early Esport days. Like Boxer era when not looking like a porcelain doll was hot
>sweaty, gangly, smelly, oily,
>"superior"
The only thing Euros have over Asians is diversity of physical features. Other than that, they're gangly ugly goblins.
Give me an image me matey
>This tournament is not getting the advertising it deserves
Tasteless fearing he might get his paycheck cut off.
nothing wrong with shaving your head when you rock a badass beard
Alright, you fuck ugly asian manlet, I'm coming to cuck your culture and show you how to take your wife to pound town brother.
yeah i'm really glad they're catering to idiots and people who don't care even though it's season 3
Why is this not on Teamliquid? They salty?
it's gotten better imo
at least they don't compare broodwar units to sc2 units 90% of the time anymore
it's on their wiki
>ching chong ching chong
Yeah I can't understand a fucking word these inferior asains are saying mate. Don't fucking make this thread again unless you want me to fucking punch you in the face, cya kid.
I can't find any on me but you'll see a lot of them in early boxer vods.
I'd always take more normal looking audience girls over girls who look they'd snap with a good dicking.
ANYWAY THE GAME IS STARTING
In their event-schedule obviously.
If you want links to the english cast you only have to ask.
Havent watched Brood War competitive before. Is PvZ entertaining enough?
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how natty he is?
Are Nick and Arty Koreans now? Do they plan on living there forever? Teaching their kids Korean?
Uh, OK.
seem natty
About as entertaining as TVT or TVP or TVZ or ZvZ or ZvP Or PvP
I'm still not sure about camelot as a tournament map. That 3rd is so fucking open it feels like zerg can just get jumped so quick.
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>some romani in his garage
Why not the tastosis stream?
only match up that I find kind of boring is TvT because it's a slugfest that takes for fucking ever
Hydras dodging storms is fun though