The hottest female character in the last game you played is now your bodyguard, but you can never ever have sex with them.
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The hottest female character in the last game you played is now your bodyguard...
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Jeremiah Wright
Does masturbating to her count as sex? If not then my balls are pink as a pig.
Lucas Allen
No masturbating
James Kelly
>Heroes of the Storm
>Tyrande
Just kill me now, my balls would explode otherwise.
Hunter Walker
I'll be fine.
Brayden Brooks
>2B
>never get to touch that perfect ass
Just end it now senpai
Ryder Perry
>the announcer
>not Ms Pauling
Carson Bennett
Is she actually in the game?
Lucas Campbell
youtube.com
She's so cute!!!
William Richardson
>Smite
Fucking sweet I get a god of vengeance to guard me, not like she'd have sex with me anyway. Far too prude.
Brody Garcia
She's just as ingame as the Admin. Which is just in voice.
Owen Ramirez
That's fine, I would never make mulatto children with D.Va
Widow is for the BBC, D.Va is for protection
Robert Scott
Last game I played was S.T.A.L.K.E.R., and everyone knows there are no women in the Zone
Henry Allen
TFW you will never pound hornets sweet bug pussy
Levi Edwards
>tfw no science gf
Benjamin Jenkins
Deep purple.
Parker Myers
You could have had Tiger Woods, but instead you're gonna have some low IQ mulatto that's gonna end up in jail
Benjamin Carter
nevermind blue balled, I'd be fucking dead
Jaxon Smith
Corruption of Champions
so Helia probably
yes I'm a loser.
I would probably kill myself 2bh
Dylan Miller
Maybe a little blue.
Ayden Wood
I played an aliens game, so a xeno queen?
At least i'd be safe.