The hottest female character in the last game you played is now your bodyguard...

The hottest female character in the last game you played is now your bodyguard, but you can never ever have sex with them.

How blue are your balls Sup Forums ?

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Does masturbating to her count as sex? If not then my balls are pink as a pig.

No masturbating

>Heroes of the Storm
>Tyrande
Just kill me now, my balls would explode otherwise.

I'll be fine.

>2B
>never get to touch that perfect ass
Just end it now senpai

>the announcer
>not Ms Pauling

Is she actually in the game?

youtube.com/watch?v=TWBBtXUzMF8&feature=youtu.be&t=4m22s
She's so cute!!!

>Smite
Fucking sweet I get a god of vengeance to guard me, not like she'd have sex with me anyway. Far too prude.