The hottest female character in the last game you played is now your bodyguard, but you can never ever have sex with them.
How blue are your balls Sup Forums ?
The hottest female character in the last game you played is now your bodyguard, but you can never ever have sex with them.
How blue are your balls Sup Forums ?
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Does masturbating to her count as sex? If not then my balls are pink as a pig.
No masturbating
>Heroes of the Storm
>Tyrande
Just kill me now, my balls would explode otherwise.
I'll be fine.
>2B
>never get to touch that perfect ass
Just end it now senpai
>the announcer
>not Ms Pauling
Is she actually in the game?
youtube.com
She's so cute!!!
>Smite
Fucking sweet I get a god of vengeance to guard me, not like she'd have sex with me anyway. Far too prude.
She's just as ingame as the Admin. Which is just in voice.
That's fine, I would never make mulatto children with D.Va
Widow is for the BBC, D.Va is for protection
Last game I played was S.T.A.L.K.E.R., and everyone knows there are no women in the Zone
TFW you will never pound hornets sweet bug pussy
>tfw no science gf
Deep purple.
You could have had Tiger Woods, but instead you're gonna have some low IQ mulatto that's gonna end up in jail
nevermind blue balled, I'd be fucking dead
Corruption of Champions
so Helia probably
yes I'm a loser.
I would probably kill myself 2bh
Maybe a little blue.
I played an aliens game, so a xeno queen?
At least i'd be safe.