Which vidya characters would improve if they had a dick?

Which vidya characters would improve if they had a dick?

you are why people still hate faggots

You want the entire list of video game characters ever made?

all of them
even the ones that already have dicks

me

...

I don't see the appeal of a dude with tits.

>inb4 what are you gay etc etc

This gorgeous woman.

my sister

Would Nines be happy by this?

already has one im fairly certain

>be straight
>come to Sup Forums
>get hooked on traps and futa
>then get into crossdressing
>try to repress it
>vidya convention comes to town
>/cgl/ talks me into going dressed as Misty
>go
>dude comes up to me
>y..you're cute, can I take a pic
>s..sure
>y..you want to go grab something to eat
>s..sure
>end up in his hotel room

Look at what you faggots have done to me

Body of a woman
Nature of a man

Best of both worlds, if you had a cute bara oniisan he'd be obedient and actually give a shit about you as long as you did him, none of that cheating shit, no cat fights, no bitching about people down your ear all day every day, no "me time", no personal space. just hard dickings most nights and appreciation every other time.

Doesn't matter. Give dik!

post pics of your cosplay

embrace it user

ok open up here comes mommys penis!

my little user can't be this slutty

>Loving MILF Futa

Uno Makoto has cursed me knowing that there are only a few translated shit that has this.

Certainly NOT 2B.
You really are a buch of faggots.

>Draw a female character
>Add a dick
>"Look how hot this trap is!"

Apparently you never have seen a real life "trap" before. They lack the hips, the curves, their breasts are tiny or overly large fakes. You really need to think over your fetish, somewhere inside your normal sexuality calls and wants you to find a nice girl to fall in love with.

Whos talking about traps here? They are garbage anyway. Newhalfs are patrician.

idk who are what that is but I am the milf here!!!

>get into traps
>want to fuck one
>meet one on tinder
>she comes over
>fuck her
>thanks now go
>she freaks out and refuses to leave
>says she loves me
>panic and say I love her too and let her spend the night
>leave for work the morning
>tell her we can hook up late but she better be gone by the time I get back
>get back from work
>bitch is still there and moved all her stuff in while I was gone

Send help

they're the same thing dingus

Looks like user is getting married! Congratulations!

A better question is... which characters would greatly improve if they had added BRAP scenes with pressure gauges on their asses to assess their BRAPping power?

post pics or fuck off

Fucking this. I hate it when artists draw a girl and call it a guy. Traps are best when they're cute but still have the narrower hips and slightly broader shoulders that identify them as male. Makes me fucking diamonds.

i want 2b 2 balls deep with 2b

all

>tfw no games with fart or scat content that take themselves seriously

But women are incapable of love. Not saying traps are any better.

a better question is.. do you wish for ME to brap?

I recognize that bulge.

Traps don't have fake tits. Traps are men who dress girly but are still gay dudes you fuck. Once you start getting surgery you're no longer a trap, but a tranny instead.

>Nature of a man
The nature of a man would be to have the body of a man.

Every girl ever?
Dicks only make things better

Dicks ruin everything

Traps are mentally ill, they're far more neurotic, selfish, promicious and shitty/dramatic than biological women and lack the best part - the vagina.

That is all. Tread at your peril.

>tfw failed as a man so I became a woman

I can get laid on demand. I even fucked some cis women who are into transwomen.

only if its a good looking one

>I want to get fucked by a dick, I want to suck a dick and touch one.
>IM NOT GAY THOUGH XD

Did you succ his cock? Get your boipucci stuffed? Did he know you were.a guy?

I have a few former university class mates that I wouldn't be surprised if they did this just for the lulz. The topics of "rehearsal thesis" are open, so you could just make it about trap waifus if you want.

>she
first mistake

Can't beat the cock man.

...

>woman (male): give me dick
>guys: here you go
>guy: give me vagina
>women: ewwww gross no

It's not fucking fair

didn't mean to reply

never said it wasn't. not that it even matters.

>giving your friends the dutch oven
no slumber party was complete without doing this

especially after a night of drinking soda and eating chips and other junk food

and god help you if mom was awesome and got Taco Bell or something

post better futa than this

You're an idiot.
It's not suprising it's such a hard thing to grasp the difference of men and women beyond body for you

Show boipucci.
Also, LONDON

>best friend goes trans
>actually pretty cute

Help me Sup Forums. I'm getting confused feelings. I'm straight but I want that ass so bad

There is nothing gay about feminine dicks.

I wonder what having your boipussi stuffed feels like. Anyone know?

The premise is faulty because nothing can be improved by making it more gay.

>You're an idiot.
quoth the trapfag

>crush on female friend
>goes trans(male)
>from cute girl to fat balding grease-ball
consider yourself lucky

Dicks on chicks aren't gay. Traps are gay though.

Why is Sup Forums so fucking gay?

98% of gamers where I live are straight, but just as I come to post on Sup Forums, it's always the same trapshit over and over again.

Kind of burns and feels really uncomfortable for a while.

Starts becoming strangely enjoyable.

He's your friend. Don't ruin your friendship for something you don't intend to continue.

I've been here since 06 and Sup Forums in general has always been gay as shit. I don't know why, maybe it's the anonymity, maybe your friends secretly wonder what it's like to fuck you and you don't even know.

What the fuck? Have you ever got dick up your ass?

I really do not understand why people claim drawn traps are gay.

They are literally drawn as females.

>kinda cute female friend
>decides to change sex
>looks almost identical save for a very tiny stubble on her chin
I swear it's like those pictures of ugly dudes that become "ugly chicks" and look the exact same, save for longer hair, but the other way around.

because they have dicks

it's almost as if people don't feel free to reveal everything about them when they are not anonymous or something

I want it!

None.

sage

>the meme is so strong that actual hermaphrodites are seen as a SJW inclusion of trannies

Sure it works for kainé but I doesn't match 2B

J-just like i-in my a-animes...

Pixels have no gender.

>Sister comes out as trans(male)
>I blurt out "At least you chose a real gender."
Hoo boy.

Trapfags/futafags ≠ Gay
We don't want anything to do with women.

Thought the post made that kind of obvious but yeah.

Years ago when I was a teenager and still kind of experimenting.

Did you ever come to Brazil, fag?

You trap lovers are just delusional lol

>improve

You mean soiled with shit taste?

Instability of both

Men are testosterone pumping machines
Woman are psycho cunts
Combine both and you get a slutty self-hating psychopath

Use all the mental gymnastics you want. It's frankly comparable to prison gays that swear they aren't gay

I mean you can but still...everyone would know you did a presentations about female (male)

>your friends have a DEEP DARK FANTASY about tying you up and fucking your buttpussy

Oh no...!

>Combine both and you get a slutty self-hating psychopath

I know! And it's fucking metal!

Does your mother know you are a virtual crossdresser ?

None, you fucking faggot. Leave me and my son's mother alone.

>no boipucci in the thread
what's the purpose of this thread

That's only because you can see yourself in those things

...

You are retarded enough to believe that.

I admit I'm a hentai straight male who like to masturbate to futas doujins, but only in fantasy fetish, I still feel very repulsive when I see real fag and tranny. But I will not go around to openly promote my "fetish" to public and act like it's all "normal" and "healthy", and I strongly oppose anything relates to LGBT movements because their behaviors such like yours is disgusting, immoral and wrong!

I came to this thread just to see if someone posted this

Thank you, user. Now I can go

>Traps are best when they're cute but still have the narrower hips and slightly broader shoulders that identify them as male.
God yes. Excellent taste.

>grouping trapfags and futafags
Trapfags are /soc/-tier.

Yeah, everyone would know, but it doesn't matter if everyone knows you as the guy who doesn't give a fuck about what people think, and tht everything you do is a joke in some way. That's literally how those guys and one girl got through school.

>I made your favorite, sausage

More people need to make art like that.