>Car breaks
>Need to use train
>Can finally join the class of normies who play videogames on their phones
>There are 0 worthwile games on the fucking Appstore
Is this a meme?
The majority of games are either old as shit webbrowser based games ( P2W ) running endless and press the button once in a while and "Dungeon Crawlers" where i press a button every 5 seconds to spam an attack on poor man sprites
Are there any good Android games?
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>good game
>touchscreen controls
pick one and only one
I also tried getting into mobile games because of my long commute to work but it's honestly just shit all around.
Got into drawing instead and it's a lot more rewarding to do during commute where I can draw other people easily.
Shadowverse is pretty fun.
mobile games nowadays are just slot machines where you don't actually win anything
Just get any emulator that your phone can run. I gave up looking for good games on the App/Google play store a while ago.
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Out There
Space Traders RPG
wow that is one ugly incel
I just play Sims Freeplay on my iphone when there is down-time at work. Been playing for over 3 years now I think
Ouch.
OwO what's this?
You could just fix your car.
OK, so here's some advice how to become a human being.
Either grow a full beard, or if you can't, just shave.
Get a fucking haircut.
Get some normal glasses.
Get some normal clothes that suit you.
There. Now your life is fixed.
lol
Depends on what you like. I find the best games to play on phone are just straight up ports of boardgames. Ascension, Galaxy Trucker, Carcassonne and Settlers of Catan are all great games, and fairly cheap on Android.
Otherwise, if you're into choose your own adventure games as a kid, the Sorcery! series is pretty fucking good. There's about 4 in the series now, and each one gets longer and more detailed. There's 3 basic gameplay elements:
1) A standard CYOA "left, right or straight", "Kill him or spare him", "steal the sword or buy the sword" decisions woven into the story, that directly impact the future story.
2) A simple little combat system where you have basically a 0->100 stamina bar, you decide on how much effort to put into your attack. 0 is block, and you only ever take 1 damage. If the difference between the amount of stamina used by our enemy and yourself is high, the amount of damage grows larger. Simple, but decent enough depth. Like any good CYOA, can reroll encounters.
3) A pretty cool spellbook, where before any encounter occurs, you can use health to cast a spell. About 20 or so spells, and sometimes with amusing consequences. I used a growth spell and crushed my character while underground.
Android has a lot of cool story-based games, worth checking out.
What if I look better with longer hair? There's obviously a limit and it still needs to be shaped. Also what are acceptable shorts? I live on a beach in Florida and it's too hot to wear pants during the day. I need something more professional than gym shorts and bathing suits.
You don't look better with logger hair, believe me. Get a normal undercut that's logger on top.
Never wear shorts, even in Florida. Stick to jeans. Normal ones, not loose baggy shit.
>Space Traders RPG
That looks pretty cpool
Thx user
>Never wear shorts, even in Florida. Stick to jeans. Normal ones, not loose baggy shit.
Yeah, enjoy breaking into a sweat the minute you leave your home.
>Is this a meme?
No you seem like you have some taste. Just emulate a jrpg or something or listen to music.
>Need to use train
Just buy a switch Arthur, we all know you're the kind of autist that would play one in public.
Read a book instead
Ps1/psp emulator, bro. can easily play non-twitch games like jrps.
Just use an emulator.
>Never wear shorts, even in Florida.
No problem. It's basically Sid Meier's Pirates! in space.
I live in Louisiana, nigga. Shorts are mandatory sometimes because it's over 100 degree fahrenheit and every pore on your body is screaming the instant you walk outside.
What's wrong with is glasses?
They are fine in my opinion
Why are you autistic neckbeards talking about fashion now when most of you dont even leave the fucking basement where you live in
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>Freckles
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
Just buy Sorcery! you fucking retard
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Fuck yourself, tripfag
Any more pictures of what tripfags look like?
barneyfag on the right
unironically cute, if only he shaved and got a haircut
Emulators are pretty much it, you can hook a Bluetooth controller up
I'm on Sup Forums you colossal neckbeard , also i cant read books on the train because people always chatter and that breaks me out of the immersion while reading classic literature
>Gladium in charge of calling people neckbeards
There are some decent rhythm games on the store though if that's your thing.
>classic literature
Ah you mean the classics like "Cinderella", "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" and "Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History"
As bad as I think I am, it's always comforting to see how much worse some faggots who post here are.
Go play The School: White Day
it's an oddball remake of an old chaser horror game.
>i cant read books on the train because people always chatter and that breaks me out of the immersion
Eat your adhd medicine you weak-willed mongoloid.