Tfw Ciri would actually fuck this fat neckbeard if given a chance

>tfw Ciri would actually fuck this fat neckbeard if given a chance.
Why is Ciri's standards so low?

So fat neckbeards playing the game feel like they could have a chance with her if she was real.

She has a scar anyway. Why would you care about that warranty voided girl?

Not a lot to choose from. Ciri is a BBC slut for sure. She has been to other worlds, including ours, she got to sample BBC meat.

Do you get off on your own posts?

Not in my playthrough :)

Captain Lance Murdock told me chicks dig scars, so she still has a chance, so warranty not voided.

just being honest bro

I don't find Ciri sexually attractive at all.

Somehow she's extremely not sexy.

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her scar is awesome

RISE IS A SLUT!

A SLUT!!!

Because she was abuse as a child and will throw herself to literally every men.

So that's a yes?

Maybe it's cuz she was molested at an early age after watching a bunch of people die?

Read the books fag.

You might be gay, faggot.

She probably found him endearing i guess

>it's a "developer/author rips off of Berserk" episode

tell me about her permanently smudged makeup

when does she apply it and how is it always smudged

>shitty forced meme

Rise is pure.

Nah, I'm just not into crack-whores with utterly disgusting make up and ugly face.

But Ciri's scar made her more perfect.

>Read the books fag.

Reminder that Supkok hates CDPR and their games.

I found it funny because they knew what they were doing and ciri is canonically a lesbian

I want to lick Ciri's scar!

she just fuck the female bandit purely due to (((circumstances)))

This.

>creepy
>awkward
>fat
>literal neckbeard

The character was tailor-made to pander to a large portion of the playerbase.

she probably did it for the moniez

>can choose to say yes like him, no don't like him, or I enjoy girls actually
what are you talking about?

I totally rejected this guy everytime I had a chance and was mean to him but she still cried about his death etc. fawking whoe.

I want to hide it with makeup!

Reminder that he's a butthurt faggot that made a garbage deal because he thought the games would fail and now is eternally butt ravaged about it.

More that he hates himself for not getting a better contract. He's just pissed that the money and fame goes to them

> I know some people who played this game, but only a few of them, because I rub shoulders mostly with intelligent people

He's fucking pathetic.

Care to explain what that deal was? I'm guessing CDPR bought The Witcher franchise cheaply from him because he thought the games would fail but it got super popular and he now wants a higher pay?

Patrician taste. Girls with scars are the best, bonus points for self inflicted.

Literally this.

He got the option of:
1) A lump-sup payment for CDPR to get the rights to make games in his universe.
2) A %-based income based on their success.

He chose the first cause he thought games were dumb.

then he literally has no one else to blame but himself

>bonus points for self inflicted
that the point where you showed your underage

>its a retard thinks some shitty anime was the originator of everything

his stories weren't all that good, doubt he'd gotten more sales if he hadn't done that deal

are you 12 years old by any chance?

Rude. >:O

how old is the fuckin bitch?

Ciri is a sweetheart, she'd give out pity fucks.

>anime

You probably missed the part where she accepted to be impregnated by a fisstec-addicted old elven king, in exchange for her freedom.

Purely a slut.

There's only one man for her

Do women really find JonTron attractive?

>Waaah my series got popular because it was marketed INTERNATIONALLY instead of just poland via a Video Game that really opened up the fanbase to the extended universe
>I hate CDProjekt for doing what I refused to do!

Eww she's kissing a slut!

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>those shitty sfm models
its like a different character at that point

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That's some Bioware-level facial animation.

>hey would you like a small lump of money in exchange for the rights or would you like royalties
>MONEY GIVE ME THE MONEY NOW THERE'S NO WAY YOUR SHITTY VIDEO GAMES WILL SUCCEED, YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS
>video games succeed, massively, while actually doing their best to stay true to source material and bring the universe to life
>treat them and the massive amount of new fans like anathema because of your ancient shitty business decision
Amazing.

> her face when cock blocked by the wild hunt

if she lost why would he give her a sword? wtf

>a deal's a deal

he gave her two swords

>posting weebshit
what a surprise

Where do you think you are, fucking newfag?

>tfw to intelligent to play games

Damn why did Jontron care so much about Yooka-Laylee if he was already in Witcher?

That was my first thought lol