Open the door, user

Open the door, user.

sure thing Todd, lemme just get up from my desk and pause my fresh Skyrim™ run so that I won't die in this fun dungeon.

Hell with your stupid-ass ""game"", Todd!

A!!!!!

No Todd please not again

Go away Todd, I bought Fallout 4 but I refuse to continue this relationship, it isn't healthy. Don't make me call the police again.

fallout 4 was the last straw, I'm pirating your next game

It's over Todd, I just deleted and refunded all of your games.

What the hell, Todd? I already bought Fallout 4 five times, leave me alone!

Not after you put that needle in my sweet roll, Todd

Don't worry user, we're already here.
After all, we just got a report that you still haven't bought the Fallout 4 Season Pass.
Care to help us clear this up?

You open that door one more inch, and I'll slit your fucking throat, you snake oil salesman.

I'm only opening this door if you've got TES VI with you right now.

And it better have fucking spears!

Don't you want your new TES game, guys? Just open the door.

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Hey Todd, I refunded fallout 4 after 24 mins of gameplay.

I'm busy playing New Vegas, todd. Go away.

OH FUCK user WHY
MODS

Another day on the internet! Let's see what I can find...

psst hey user, open the window.

I never understood this meme. What am I supposed to be seeing here?

fuck you todd, i pirated skyrim years ago and recently bought Fallout New Vegas™ with all the dlc

Hey dude it's me, your neighbor.

What's up with that guy that was trying to open your door? Wanna play some Skyrim?

I laughed

And no I won't open the door Ddot

>he doesn't know
Hope you like screamers user

It's just an old Asian eating a doughnut. It's nothing to be alarmed about.

Do you notice anything odd in that file? Like size? Pretty big for a simple picture isn't it?

I'm feeling lucky today!

May God have mercy on your soul

I can't, Todd. It's locked and I don't have the required skill.

*flashes copy of BotW*
NO....NO....OPEN WORLD FANTASY GAMES ARE SUPPOSED TO SUCK ASS AND BE RIDDLED WITH BUGS....THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! I'M IN CHARGE HERE NOOOOOOOO
*hisses and scurries away into a nearby mouse hole*

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>and recently bought Fallout New Vegas™ with all the dlc
Todd still gets that money, user.

You serious?

THANKS A LOT ASSHOLE

NOW I HAVE 3 COPIES OF FALLOUT 4 INVADING MY HARD DRIVE SmH

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i really like fallout 4

no, i didn't start with 3

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Only if you put lewd lolis in your next game, Todd.

So what, do I have to open it as an .mp3 or something? Spoonfeed me.

Woah! Who made this quality game?

god wojak is an ugly fucker

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*blocks your path*

But user, why did you forget to post a picture? Don't you know how to meme?

Hey Todd(s) I just wanted to let you know I've never paid for any of your games.

God, I hope the next TES will have proper mod support as well.

google it

>A
>PS controller

*blocks your path*

And now you'll never get a chance to.

I refuse to believe someone can enjoy Fallout 4 with this retarded dialogue wheel

iFunny hates Fallout 4, so surely you, a 4channer, would like it!

retards on Sup Forums 3 years ago thought the pic was a virus or whatever when they're too stupid to realize it's a heavily edited PNG that isn't compressed

Ok, so appearantly opening it should activate a screamer, but nothing happens. Tried it on both Firefox and Chrome, am I being trolled?

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That thing doesn´t work anymore since they changed the format of images to avoid things like sink threads
right?

Noooo
Todd Howard has caught up with me
Quick, hide the void before he screeches at it

It never worked.

wait, so that story about images that once opened would set an screamer at a random time was not true?

Mod support? Why would you need that, those games are perfect as is.

Well I opened every single one of them and never got a screamer.

Oh you poor fool, enjoy the bitcoin botnet moron

fucking idiot lmao

ebin

quick a-user...
come closer *coughs* I n-need to tell you something

Hello my fellow earthlings. I've come to this anglo-saxon prostate massage board to discuss videogames, namely those created by the powerhouse and bastion of modern gayming know as Besthesda Softworks. Hope you people can accept me as one of you.

I already bought all your games, leave me alone

christ lol

I wonder if toddy ever saw these pictures, what he'd think of them

Pre-order the upcoming ones you piece of shit.

Why is Todds face so endearing?

Is Toddposting the last quality thing that will ever come out of vee?

I won't buy your games, Todd!

don't click

oh shit oh shit oh shit
hope Todd doesn't notice is a pirate version in my pc

Too late.

Dont worry user, consider it an official version now.

Todd, no!
I was planning to buy it after finishing it, I swear!
Todd, no, stop please, Todd! To-

It's nothing personal, friend...

WAHOO! *BING BING* YAHOO! ALL YOU SWITCH OWNERS BOUGHT ONE TO PLAY TODD'S MASTERPIECE RIGHT?! *BING BING* WAHOO!

Hey user, open the window. I want to show you something cool!

>sink threads
Would you mind spoonfeeding a newfag like me?

All I know was that it had something to do with cheese pizza, maybe.

don't do this it makes mustard gas

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I bought fallout 3, oblivion, skyrim, fallout new vegas, morrowind, dishonored, rage, doom 3 bfg edition, with all the dlc except the fo4 season pass because I can't afford it. Are we g-good Todd?

Encyclopedia Dramatica exists for nu-newfags like you.

W-why are you standing in the dark Todd?

>he wasn't here for sink threads
You missed what was quite possibly the best this site has ever been

It's just dark outside user. Now hurry up and let me in!

I told you if you ever came on my property again that I would never buy another Bethesda game!

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Sure thing Todd! *Opens window*

f9f9f9f9f9

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Can I get a quick rundown on this guy?

Thats it! Im seeding fallout 3 AND 4 torrents right now! I warned you!

OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW

Get away from my house and my son Dovahkiin Todd! This is your final warning!

He's the only honest man in an industry of snakes.

What if Todd had to use a ladder to get in?
What would happen then?