MY MIND IS TELLING ME NO!!!

MY MIND IS TELLING ME NO!!!

BUT MY BODY!!! MY BODY IS TELLING ME YES!!!

hey bby wan sum fuk

I want to FUCK a desert sorceress
I want to PENETRATE a desert sorceress

Why were they called Desert Sorceresses when they inhabited a valley next to a Volcano?

Its a typo, it is actually dessert sorceress as they're delicious.

Deserts are just very dry areas.

IIRC Antarctica is actually the largest desert in the world

I want a desert sorceress to kill me over and over again.

>IIRC
hello r/darksouls

IIRC is older than reddit you dumbfuck.

Just like all the other acronyms they're using

>widely used acronym that's old as fuck
>must be from this specific internet community!

hello retard

>such a great female body on a mob
>only 'man with boobs' female body available in the character creation

Are you actually 12?

Every time...

Why could every area of that game be as fun as the DLCs?

because they actually gave a fuck with the DLC areas

Childhood is playing a female character and wearing the sorceress' set, adulthood is realizing the Leydia set is cuter.

Because Dark Souls 2 had a horrible development, the guy who was in charge was even removed from the credits in the SoTFS edition.

The only reason Dark Souls 2 even exists is because Tanimura was called in to fix the shit show, and he is the one who was in charge of the DLC.

Because they're from a desert? Doesn't mean they always stay at home, swamp pyromancers sure don't.