ITT: Unnerving

ITT: Unnerving

I bet it smells bad

The things this totem has seen

What strange magic does this totem hold

Dare to find out?

It actually looks quite cute

link to auction

my wangus pangus :DDD

WELL

MY

WEANUS

PEENUS

OF

COURSE

COURSE

:DD

fuck you

Is this a picture Chris took or did the buyer finally receive the totem?

I hope he wore gloves before touching that thing.

It's "WHY", not "WELL", you fucking moron.

even inanimate it screams to be destroyed

It's horror as it was cut down in a pristine forest, smashed into paper, and then eventually manhandled by an autist.

Turned into a shamanic totem of unknown dark Gods like Cthulhu. Those eyes that used to be a happy growing tree in the forest now only seethe for death and murder.

I would be afraid to own such an abomination of all that is good.

The dried decaying CWC cum in it's mouth is alive with dark energy.

You know that is why the mouth has a "hole". Imagine being this totem and feeling the fat flabby stomach of CWC pounding into your nose while he grunts and cums.

Ask the totem.

how do you know he didn't want to say "well"? fucking bitch

rollern

will i be a fat loser for the rest of my life?

T-Thanks, Oh great totem.

Will i ever get a cute gf who likes the same things as me?

Will Chris' miserable existence finally come to an end this year?

So like, when Chris Chan dies. I assume his soul is captured by the totem.
The question is, once filled, what kind of powers does the Sonic Totem hold?

is seeking a new girl a better option then trying to get back with the ex?

will I live?

Will it end soon?

I tried.

will my fort in dwarf fortress survive

Are you the harbinger of the end of days?

...

...

Can I work in the vidya industry I always desired, even living in the shithole called Brazil?

Will I ever get married?

Jesus Christ. This fucking totem is merciless.

Is OP the ultimate faggot?

Are you one of us?

TOTEM

I SACRIFICE ALL THAT I'VE MADE

POSSESSIONS, FRIENDS, AND FAMILY

REBIRTH ME IN THE LIGHT OF YOUR ECLIPSE

Excellent

IT DEMANDS A TRIBUTE
OF CUM

O-okay.

Oh...

>Just jerk off

WILL I HAVE ABSOLUTE POWER

Will my miserable life end soon?

uh oh

The totem is in a better place now. Well, probably.

TIME TO SMITE MY FOES

M-MASAKA

Why must you torture me totem?

Should I drop college and play vidya all day?

YAMERO!

...

N-NANI!?

Must I go on an eternal quest through the multiverse to find you?

Will I get a gf that will love me for who I am?

Are you a malevolent entity?

will i ever be successful

KEK

Will it be okay soon?

Will I find a job soon?

A-user...

May I transcend into a harbinger of your will, that I might sow the seeds of the Autism across the fields blessed by your light?

FUCK U TOTEm

...

wew

WHAT IF THIS FUCKING TOTEM IS IRL EVIL MANI MANI AND WAS THE CAUSANT BEHIND OF ALL CHRIS-CHAN MISERY?

it's coming soon, isn't it?

apocalypse now?

...

are we all gay?

...

Will my dick grow 3 inches with the easy trick I found online?

will i stop drinking

what if The totem is causing all of our problems too

well??!?

>ASK AGAIN

Nicely done

must a bunch of Anons embark on an adventurous quest to find the source of your power, and destroy your connection with caos to destroy you once and for all?

...

neat thanks great totem

NANI!?

what is happening

Will WW3 begin this year?

We have a mission, boys.

will i become the best artist ever

Can I be your Godslayer, totembro?

oh god fuck FUCK not good

There are now two powerful anons out there. One is a loose cannon, and the other is an extension of the will of a hateful malefic God.

Fuck.

Will WW3 begin this year?

Will of the totem is becoming manifest

OH GREAT TOTEM, I BESEECH YOUR WISDOM
GRANT ME THE POWER TO BECOME THE KING OF KINGS

Will Nintendo win E3 this year?

I DEMAND OMNIPOTENT POWER AS WELL

HAHAHAHAHAHA