Meanwhile in prehistoric Sup Forums

Meanwhile in prehistoric Sup Forums

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UNGA BUNGA ROCK STOP

1000 AD isn't prehistoric dumbass.

>he uses stickstation 4
more like nostickstation 404

Rockstation 3 has norocks

STONY HAVE /NOPELTS/

unga kill frukgoposters

Post like yours are a diamond dozen.

>tfw gf took RockU with her

Why is /ROCK/ so filled with yungas? Me just want to discuss cave paintings, not dirt drawings.

Chado steal girl again
he strong then me, smart than me

>tfw me berrypicker as fuck

1000 A.D. is not prehistoric you bunch of uncultured monkeys

>t. african homo

ME WANT CHICKEN BONIES
ROOOOOOOOOO

That child king Otto III will bring ruin to our holy Empire. Lets get a rebellion rolling my fellow aristocrats.

>1000 A.D.
>Not getting free dumb rocks and berries for being dumb and never leaving cave
Huntercucks BTFO

you lucky elder won't let me throw you off cliff, save berries for fertile females

Half stick unga when

>mfw 0.5 unga presses

UGH
FERTILER

How do you know?
Were you alive then?

A unga press is a unga press, you can't say it only half

>go for hunting with pack
>''look who come out of cave''

How do you unga?

that statement shouldn't make me angerey, but it does

Look what me did to babby.

X-Bone

Why the fuck are Cro-Nintendomen still around?

>tfw probably just died in childbirth anyways

Hey Bungo, you want to do fuckfuck a lot and cummies in my tumtum lots until I make baba? I fertiling RIGHT NOW

what cave paintos you view today?

Pfff no way berry picker

>he views non eastern cave paintings

I've come from the future, Sup Forums of 1000AD
Today I bring with me information that will advance your society far beyond the reaches of what you have achieved already.
This image I am sending through is what is referred to in my time as a video game. Much different from the games you play with sticks and mud.
It is much more interactive. You read through text that appears on the screen and press the buttons on a device called a keyboard to advance the story. There are little imaginary people made of pixels on the screen called "characters". They are the subjects of the narrative and provide a means of relating to the events occuring on the screen.
This game also serves the purpose of helping you masturbate, or rubbing your penis until you pee white stuff, as you might know it. A lot of fake naked "women" come on the screen and make your penis hard without having to actually get women. Very good for the times when you can't rape the local alpha male's harem girls.
Please consider my words carefully and take to developing this earlier so my timeline can move on to even more advanced game tech. Thank you, unga bunga.

OOGA

>year 1000
>still playing with sticks and rocks
>not reading beowulf
>not going out raiding with your m8s
>not exploring vinland
Are you guys still in africa? lol

ME WANT MAKE CUMMIES
CUMMIES ARE FUMMIES

SHEEEEEIIIIT
BUT WE IZ KANGZ OF DA CAVES

>mfw australopithecus will NEVER EVER play Berryborne

>1000 AD
>Prehistoric

Did I ever tell you folks how much I fucking hate you all?

>no meat stick nor meat sack
UNGA BUNGA BERRY PICKER

>Berrybone
Unga bunga, me play black bones 3 best one

Welcome newfriend.

That's part of the joke

>he doesn't know

>no meat stick
>no meat sack
UNGA BUNGA GIRL HAVE MEAT STICK AND SACK

>reading barbaric shit
>not the highest level from centuries of Roman art in the True Roman Empire
>mfw barbarian call themselves the "Holy" Roman Empire

Whoa UNGA BUNGA

youtube.com/watch?v=ifv-3aSEckA

>feelings when me personal cave goddess won't visit cave
>feelings when shaman tells me she not real goddess
>feelings when will never have mate

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SHE JUST WEARING ROCKLDO UNLESS YOU CAN SHOW CAVE PAINTING PROOF

OOOGA BOOGA GO BACK TO BERRYPICKER 9000

>tfw no gf

any caveman who gave Wild Breath two hands worth of stones was clearly given pelts in return. Wild Breath is the worst stick since Nine Tender started making sticks. Even the Philistine's Sea-dye sticks are better. It is only worth half a hand of stones at best.

Very low effort stick.

>inb4 "you didn't even play with the stick"
>inb4 "better than Far Away No Morning, stonylicker"
>inb4 "102 sticks sold and there's only 100 people"

>Far Away No Morning
I appreciate you.

Do yfw not Anthonu Borc

HERE ROCKM PROOF

FEEL WRATH OF ME FATHERS FATHERS, HUNTERGATHERER

REEEEE LEAVE ME CAVE

who go the new sticktendo stick?

LOOK BIG BRAIN MAN WHY YOU SO BIG HEAD WITH BIG WORD ME CRUSH YOU WITH ROCK AND ROCK SHIELD

STICK HAVE NO LEAVES

OOK.

ORIGINAL POSTER BE AM HUGE GAY. ME NO LIKE HUGE GAYS. MAYBE ORIGINAL POSTER SHOULD LOOK AT ME 7

h Sup Forums

me goddess's son say me he no ever play with stick.

he is small caveling

what is good stick to get him interested other sticks?

>stick
>no Rockboulder 4
UNGA BUNGA SHIGGA DIGGA YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH SHINY STONE TO GET ROCK SYSTEM MAN MATE

Me berry picker goddess, and me browse /ug/, me want fertility statues carved in likeness.

STONE HENGE
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>I am a roman centurion in army expanding south into land called Africa
>I See bunch of dark skinned "People" sitting around discussing sticks and rocks in some garbled tongue
>I ask another centurion in my groupif we're in the correct area
>He nods and tells me these subhumans will make good slaves
>Attempt to communicate with subhumans before telling men to attack

COME WITH ME FOR FREE WOMEN AND MEAT

>Empire

>Holy
>Roman
>Empire
UNGA BUNGA

>Empire
>mfw filthy German call themselves an Empire
>mfw they call the actual one "Byzantine"

GOOD PROOF MY STICKA

PANGEA
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DUDE EVERYWHERE WAS JUST LIKE MEDIEVAL EUROPE AND CHINA

What if we're abos in Australia then what?

water????????

Me think going classic is best bet. Start off with NEStick and NStickstyFour. Jump Man series is good game to start off with, maybe Stonesplitter if you want game with rock throwing at distance

>tfw birthgoddess say she won't roast you anymore mammoth tendies until you clean cave
UNGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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ME NO LIKEY. ME WANT TO HURT YOU. ME WILL HURT YOU

>Proud Centurion Masterrace

TOP RECK

>feeling birthgoddess teach you make baby
>feeling birghgoddess make you make baby in birthgoddess

Cave paintings > Bunga Boar Disgusta

>me goddess's son
b i r d

>STONY
kek

>africa
>cavemen
You got the wrong ungo bung. Go far up direction, not down. Lots of black homos sapiens down.

SPARE ME, TOTEM

LOTS. TODAY I WATCH GREEN PAINTS THEN I GO PICK BERRIES. TOMORROW I WILL PICK BERRIES THEN MAYBE WATCH BLUE PAINTES. GOOD DAYS

Ungawa all dese Rockdroid games all have Microcktransaction so they all Trex Poop.

>sê best drûsian
hwêne canne Norman folcscipe furðum efnan?

>homo sapiens
HOMO NEANDERTHALENSIS MASTER SPECIES

>My communcation attempt failed
>They didnt even glance at me
>They all seem to be staring at a shiny rock in the center of their group featuring a painting of two small girls with strangely large breasts one seems to have an extension between her legs. I can only assume its a penis.
>I looked at in disgust at these subhumans before I wandered off next a bush and vomited due to the stench of them

ME ALREADY HAVE SEX WITH STICKS AND MUD. ME WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH PIXLES. PIXELELS SOUND GOOD.

Who else here too smarter to play stick anymore?
Feel not good, unga

spare me, totem

I see no paintings. I watch Minstones fire-shadows with me child

ME LIKE PROOF

MACCHU PICHU
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me like watching red paints, but when me post about red paints on /ag/, they laugh at Angon.
Me think /ag/ just doesn't like good paints.

Best was Stony Claystation, fire lizard legends me favorite