Having a partner that's into gaming is a fucking nightmare.
>play MMO together >can't progress shit without her >"Oh, you're doing dungeons without me?" >"That's a nice loot, give it to me." >get myself ganked by enemy guild >"oh sorry I can't help you, in fact I'll quit the guild for a while until the war's over" >"can you help form a party to do this raid I need to do?" >I'm in a cutscene, I can't make party, how about you make it yourself and invite me after? >"nevermind I don't want to do it anymore you're mean" >not doing well in a dungeon >"can you take your role seriously?" >she fucks up >"It's just a game why are you being so critical!?"
If you're looking for a gamer girlfriend, forget it. It's not worth it. She'll ruin everything.
Asher Hall
Sounds like you just have a shit partner desu senpai
Hunter Brooks
internet girlfriends arent real girlfriends, user
Xavier Rivera
Find another Girlfriend(Male)
Jose Gonzalez
How about not play MMOs
Michael Martin
Stop playing MMOs retard.
Carter Moore
And play what, MOBA?
Aaron Flores
Out of the frying pan into the fire
Cooper Jones
>wanting a girlfriend at all
brought it on yourself when you gave your freedom to the whore of babylon op
Angel Phillips
>try playing MMO with my moba playing husband not a grill just a faggot :^) >tell him not to keyboard turn and other basic shit that goes with MMOs >acts like a retard for a few hours, says questing is boring and manages to die to literally everything possible >Can we just play smite, babe? Your games suck
Jonathan James
I don't have any of these problems with my boyfriend desu
Feels good to have someone to play with that's on my power level
Nicholas Flores
Singleplayer games?
Camden Diaz
>Play MH with gf >Even if she's not the best, she's still competent enough to not die like a moron >Have loads of fun Consider playing actual games OP
Cameron Stewart
I stopped playing MMOs with my girlfriend for all the same reasons. I just play shooters now and she still complains at me about how im being "boring" playing shooters.
Jayden Turner
my boyfriend and I generally play different games desu. There's some overlap that we play together but quite often we'll just play seperately I still try to keep an interest in what he does though.
Noah King
thissssssssssssssss
Thomas Mitchell
Shit gf ok my gf literally caryys me in dungeons and every time I play battlefield I get a blowjob
Luis Adams
See I can tolerate incompetence. A lot of my other friends are shitters and sometimes I'm the shitter. It's just things like
>doing dungeon runs solo in a matched party in a game where there are no limits to dungeon runs while she's busy >"You're doing it without me?" >I can just run it again with you >"I don't like doing things twice." >I'm the one doing it twice here and I don't mind >"Nevermind, you don't get it. I don't want to do it anymore." >lol k >"I'll just do it by myself" >k >"I WISH someone would CARE enough to help me" >what >"But no, no one puts me first"
What am I not getting here
Brayden James
>playing anything multiplayer
Jack Brown
holy shit she is just a terrible person.
flush that shit.
Isaiah Nguyen
only thing that matters is timing of she/he/it is online at the specified time and can play as much as you can thats good as it gets rest is just fun
Sebastian Perez
Love and hate are closer than kissing cousins. All human relationships are an instrument of power and violence. Get out now.
Carter Wilson
>be guild leader >occasionally have 1-on-1 conversations with guildmates >partner doesn't seem to care >some of them happen to be actual girls >"why are you privately talking with that person and what are you talking about?" >can't bitch about her to any of them because she'll probably read our conversations from my phone while I'm sleeping anyway
Women are the worst meme anyone can ever fall for
Brayden Perry
>Used to play MMO with gf >Ran some things with her but not everything >In the same guild >Never had any problems OP mentioned >Hit end game gear at almost max enchantments >She eventually gets her gear too >I get bored and quit the game >She still hops on from time OP you just sound like a beta bitch. You don't have to do everything together. Unless she's some e-gf she's still right there when you're not playing the game.
Caleb King
just git a gf gud at gaming
problem solved.
Brody Hall
>her that's where you went wrong lol
Owen Williams
>If you're looking for a gamer girlfriend, forget it. It's not worth it. She'll ruin everything. I'd like to play more games cooperatively with my girlfriend but she only ever plays stuff like Animal Crossing or Skylanders and lets me play my mature games for mature videogamers like myself, and we don't get in the way of each other, it's alright
Ryder Brooks
She's the one insisting on doing everything together. Heck, the only friends she has now are all the friends I made. In fact, if she needs anything done, rather than arranging a party herself independantly she asks me to do it for her.
If not, it'll be a couple of days of IRL shouting contest.
Aaron Turner
>having an immature girlfriend
Jaxson Wood
>dating a narcissistic sociopath >complaining about it
you get yourself into that mess, leave her and get out of it
Samuel Torres
>Your games suck Your husband's a dick
Liam Sanders
nice flaky gf loser
Ian Cruz
dude what the fuck. Is her pussy lined with ecstasy and do her tits leak hot fudge? Why are you putting up with this?
Install tinder ---> New gf in a week
Thomas Anderson
>dating
We're married, got kids and at this point I don't want her to have custody.
Christian Stewart
you fucked up
have fun letting a narcissist raise your children and ruin them
Connor Gonzalez
Yeah I fucked up and I'm putting up with this precisely because I don't want her to raise the kids alone with the way she is.
Nathaniel Brooks
it's like my friends wife, we went to see hacksaw ridge and when we came back she bitched him out for going to see a movie without her, even though she didnt want to see it before
its just something women do they are selfish stupid creatures
Nathaniel Gray
From this point on, it will get only and only worse. What a mess you've gotten into.
Jonathan Garcia
why do guys always fall for the marriage meme. Are people really good enough to self deceit to think that their particular oneitis is going to magically be different from everyone else's and that odds are not against them?
Jayden Roberts
>Playing games with your partner that's at a different skill level is a fucking nightmare. ftfy
My gamer fiance isn't at my powerlevel, we are both aware that our differing skill levels would lead to friction between us, so we just don't game together. So we game separately and talk about our various exploits over commute/dinner/Hulu time.
Robert Hall
nah just play different games, my gf plays overwatch all the time and plays with her friends while I play with my own friends in other games
you if want to share interest in games, make it single player or co op games
Andrew Lewis
fuck off back to /r9k/ or Sup Forums normalshit
Ethan Williams
Solution: Start abusing her. She wants to abuse you emotionally and guilt trip you? Beat the shit out of her and teach her to never fuck with you again, break her mind and make her dependent on you.
Gabriel Ortiz
me and my friend(female) mostly play Serious Sam, Gun of Icarus, Battlefield 3/4, ArmA 3 etc.
Connor Richardson
>It took me years to realize she's crazy You deserve this.
Carson Butler
Fbpb
Ryder Roberts
since everyone gets married left and right I suppose it's hard to keep from marrying someone you really like for years. might be a biological think + pressure from family
Angel Barnes
Sounds like you're just beta as fuck OP
Adam Sanchez
Sounds real
Nicholas Bennett
>that's a nice loot, give it to me
Just adopt some Liberty Prime-tier political behavior and rant on about her being an un-American communist when she does this
Julian Harris
LMAO what the fuck nigga.
>ARRANGE MY SHIT FOR ME >lol fuck off slut >REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Gabriel Taylor
I'm not saying you're equally bad by enabling her spoiled brat behavior, but you're pretty close.
Mason Barnes
Drop the cunt
>tinder >gf
Retard
Landon Phillips
>step up to her bullshit for long enough >boom, divorce filled he's powerless. real life is not like your favorite PUA shows where they tame girls like pets.
Noah Ross
Don't forget that we also hate faggots who prioritize their "significant other" before their guild buddies. Fucking cunts, we were supposed to have a party.
Dominic Martin
Actually one of my ultimatum. Though she taunts me on a daily basis to hit her and she'd use it against me in court, I never did unless it's one thing: hitting our children.
Sometimes when she loses her shit she would almost repeatedly beat our kids, and I'm just there waiting to beat her up if she does. Hasn't tried in a while.
One of the things that gets to me is the fact when our children approach me while I'm playing, I'd hug them, kiss them, give them headpats while if they were to approach her while she's playing she'd shout at them, shout at me to take them away so she can play in peace.
Eli Butler
Yeah makes sense. Except she's not his wife.
Joshua Barnes
Unless he lives in Canada where if your gf lives with you for a while and leaves you have to pay her alimony.
Adam Rogers
Get a camera and record that shit.
Like 2 of each occurrence. Shouting at the kids, nearly hitting the kids, the taunting. Record multiple examples so it isn't seen as a one time thing. Then if she hits your kids, beat the fucking shit out of her and show the tapes.
Divorce that bitch and get custody of your kids.
David Edwards
>she beats the kids
secret camera, get proof you fucking idiot coward
who the fuck lets their wife BEAT their fucking CHILDREN and do nothing? spineless cunt
Owen Cook
>Sup Forums >Normal
You havent been there in a while have you?
Brody Davis
Poor crab... You can see the despair in his eyes
Easton Watson
I hear a lot of guys these days find gfs on tinder. I assumed it was simply normal.
Eli Anderson
There is nothing more normal than thirteen year old boys acting like complete shitheads for fun.
Julian Campbell
>tfw cucking my guild master
Jack Hill
>have a steady job with a decent income >no gf and no intent to have one >mfw I have all the time and all the money to enjoy life Midlife crisis will probably fuck me up but I can't help but laugh at all the cucks itt complaining about the absolute cunts ruining their lifes.
Michael Collins
>arrange a party for me >"no" >nagging mode loads up
Hmm
Have you ever tried just to stop talking at this point, walk up to her and start giving the dick? And if she doesn't want to, just say something light-hearted like "OK well I'm going to go pick up some cigarettes from the store see you in a bit"
And don't hesitate along the way, just do this, and when you come back home, see if she's more reasonable
Not guaranteeing anything and people, including women are different, but to me this seems like something that you can't really go wrong with.
Levi Ortiz
How about something that isn't shit?
Adam Mitchell
>im gonna go pick up some cigs from the store see you in a bit >bitchy woman alone in the house with your shit
user i feel like this is a bad idea.
Mason Hill
MMOs do suck tho senpai.
Ethan Hill
I'll keep that in mind. Current plan is to let kids grow up a bit before leaving.
There's a fine line between letting out your anger on kids and disciplining. Mine are rather young so I can't really explain to them why they shouldn't pull and chew wires so a light slap suffices. She on the hand often try to go beyond a one time light slap and that's where I raise my hand.
Only if you're good looking. If not you can try chatting apps.
Mason Rogers
I could never give a person unfettered access to my phone because they'd see that browsing this shit hole is the only thing I do on it.
Jaxson Edwards
>not vetting girlfriends like you would a potential guild member Honestly its better if they just don't play videogames at all, because if they're not at your skill level they're just going to be dragging you down at all times
Christopher Powell
>introduce gf from highschool to mmo >she actually really likes it and I was overleveled and could protect her from everything >felt great >browsing shitbook back when I actually had one (horrible times) >screenshot of her playing with two fags that she already know have a crush on her irl >after confronting her and making a big deal about it i try to play the game again >all i can think about is her >can no longer enjoy game >i'm still with her >she asks me why we dont play games anymore.
Nicholas Anderson
just an other reason to avoid a girl who plays videogames. its like they can't process the idea that guys are friendly with them just to fuck them
Carter Garcia
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Landon Cooper
>sometimes think I want a bf or mommy gf >realize there's no chance we'd be vidya taste compatible or sexually compatible and mommy gfs don't exist
Mason Torres
She's really good at riling me up if I straight-up ignore her. She'll start talking to herself and say shit like
>you treat your friends and guildmates so nicely and yet you do this to me >how could you after all I've done for you >I gave birth to your kids and still you're mean to me >just my luck ending up with someone as horrible as you >just our kids' luck to have a father like you
David Phillips
I do this. It helps
But granted my wife isn't insane.
Charles Williams
ignore woman until she calms down is my fuckin favorite tactic
Brayden Jenkins
Monster Hunter is the prime videogame of bonding
Noah Bell
she already is dependending on him, amigo
>Beat the shit out of her Yeah man, that would be very alpha and very very cool.You show her, champ.
Hunter James
gay
Elijah Diaz
sounds like you get triggered easily and hold grudges for minor stuff
Samuel Morgan
>porn >/soc/ shit >more porn >recycled memes >anything but utter 100% normalcy
Oliver Martin
One of my guildmates actually fell for her. She used him as a pet to fetch in-game stuff for her until she was bored of him.
All the while he's thinking he's cucking me but in actuality she's showing off their private logs to me and some friends and laughing at him.
Jonathan Wilson
Honestly, this is just her. Or you, or both of you guys, fuck I don't know.
My girlfriends' only hobby is games, and her attitude is "I'd prefer to play things together, but if you don't want to do something I want to, that's okay, you don't have to. If I ever don't want to do something that YOU want to, I'll tell you." and that's about it. It's perfectly fine and fucking normal, there's no bickering or weird stupid ass arguments/disagreements or whatever. Neither of us are retarded about shit.
So, to say people flat out shouldn't want a girl whose main hobby is games just because your experience has been bad, is stupid.
Benjamin Nguyen
That's how it started in the first place. Seems normal and shit. Then she starts saying shit when I don't want to do the things she want to. It's "fine", but not really.
Isaac King
What the fuck user >MMOs >MOBAs You're full of terrible ideas, play Divinity, Terraria, Dark Souls, EDF, GTA or Lost Planet 2 or something where you can carry.
Jason Gray
YOU SEE I JUST DONT WANNA DO THE THINGS THAT YOU WANT ME TO DO BUT IM A SUCKER SO I DO THEM CAUSE I AM STILL IN LOVE WITH YOU
Jonathan Wright
>play MMO with a friend >we either race to meet each other's progress when the other is offline or we fuck each other up because we're out of sync with each other's progress when we are online
Eli Rodriguez
Perhaps you two just don't mesh well in a certain aspect that's related to games and whatnot or something. I've been with my girlfriend for 9 years and it hasn't changed for the worse at all. There must be some deeper issue there that goes beyond surface level shit like that.
Andrew Myers
>friends enter the annual shitty MMO phase >can't join them because busy with uni >finish exams, spend hours catching up >"lol you're still playing this shit? we're done with that crap"
Sebastian Gonzalez
every fucking time >user buy this game >user buy it we're still playing it >ok guys bought it >lol we trying this new one come on buy it this is why i dont have friends anymore.
Josiah Bailey
Why the fuck would anyone be playing an MMO in the first place
Owen Bell
>enter annual shitty MMO phase >get out of it after a few months >they don't >won't play anything else either and wants you to keep playing
Anthony Ward
This is exactly why the dick comes into play right at this point
Grabbing her by the waist from behind and kissing her on the neck and maybe ask her "my friends don't get this kind of attention now, do they?"
I don't even get it, but usually women like it and I've seen so many women complain about their husbands not doing this (of course they don't ask for it, they just expect him to somehow know they want it) so I can't really explain
You find something like this you just have to take it with a Todd Howard "it just works" mindset
Camden Long
the fuck are all these words stop using computers nerd
Asher Collins
Also, when I read about it like this, I find that kind of dramatic behavior cute and endearing
In the way that you'd expect a woman to act like that in a episode of the bold and the beautiful (a television show, entertainment), so my brain just comprehends female tantrums as entertainment too