That kid that abused i-frames during dodge ball

>that kid that abused i-frames during dodge ball

>that gay couple that was actually just two straight tomboys

>that kid who strafejumped during his pacers test

>that kid who ate another kid face first while he was still alive

>that kid that used a script to bunnyhop everyday to school
i hope you enjoy your ban Tim you script using fuccboi

>that kid who worked during recess as a whore in the bathroom stalls

>that kid who split another kid in half

>these shitty threads

>that kid that tried to double jump

>the kid who died
wait.

>that kid who telefragged the teacher

>the kid that bond burgerd the teacher

>that kid who paralyzed another kid and dragged them to a burrow where eggs were layed into them and hatched into babies that ate the paralyzed kid alive

Sup Forums and especially Sup Forums would be a pretty cosy place if the old virgin stereotype was true. I kinda miss the old times when actual losers huddled up together here.

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Most of us are still here.

>that kid who posted that kid who died on that kid threads in order to get (you)s

That never happened...

>this kid who used wallhack to look at girls in the locker room

>that kid who only had male party members

>That kid who coulnt afford the Class Trip DLC

You never happened.

>that kid who used wall hacks so he could trip you when you come around the corner

>No one in elementary school teaches you how to no clip
>Everyone is no clipping at recess but me
>by 6th grade learn how to no clip
>Everyone makes fun of me for doing something kids in 4th grade were doing
It's not fair...

Why though? I'd feel pretty alienated by the normie horde. If it wasn't for some other imageboards that still inhibit the core audience I would've stopped browisng altogether.

No.... I'm meltiiiiing......

>that kid that stuffed 300 books into my inventory so I couldn't move before dropping them all and missed the bus

Fuck you Jordan

>that kid who leveled up his sneak all the way so he could look up girls skirts without ever getting caught

>that kid who lvled speechcraft all the way up and could convince any girl to flash

You were a hero

>that kid who maxed out perception just he could high-five the sneak kid

birds are so comfy holy shit

>not "masturbated to a Sonic character" instead of Undertale crap
Fucking underages I swear.

>has never smoked weed
>has never been to a party with adults his age

gee i wonder who made this

kek

if this shithole would finally add webms with sound I'd show you some pretty birds but Asian moot is busy counting his ad money

Your mom.

>That kid who fucking died
>Got hit by a car whilst screaming "wwsasdasdwasdawdawdwasdwdwdasdwdsa" in the middle of the street

i did this in gr. 1 looking under my crush in gr.2 and i still dont know how i got away with it

Not him, but I always find myself coming here out of habit, can't really help it. Migrated to other boards some time ago though, there is no fixing this place

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That's actually pretty horrifying

10/10

>that kid that said BRB bathroom break and never returned to class

It's been twelve years Tom, shits don't take that long.

>the only gay kid in school

thicc

>that kid that would always sword fly to the cafeteria to be first in line for lunch

Did you go look to see if he is there or not? For all you know he is still on the toilet shitting away.

I did this all the time, why go to class when you could go bowling with your friends instead

>that kid that bomb hovered really high so the bully couldn't hit him

>that kid that had 17% bash chance
>17%

>that kid that used out of bounds glitches to get out of class early

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>that kid in school who tried so hard to be an anime character that they actually got a voiceover deal

>that kid who became president of his class and then declared war on the rest of the school's classes

brou haha

>that kid who had loaded dice and got perfect grades in everything
>eventually the principal wonders how it's possible for someone to get perfect 20's
>he just does a bluff roll, gets a 20, and nobody asked again

brad you fuckin rascal

You went to school with Rorschach?

>That kid that got stuck in the school's geometry

webms with sound are allowed on boards like /gif/ tho :^)

>That kid who would steal everyone's milk at the lunch table

>That kid who would always smack your lunch tray to the ground

youre here forever

I smiled

>that kid who threw a shitfit when he messed up his str build by entering the library

correct

>that kid that maxed out conjuration so he could have a clone in class while he was doing other things

>Only can hit on 30+ bmi and the bought vidya for girl boxes

I'm too old for this board now...

So close. Also, my dad technically lives with me since I'm the one paying for everything. Fuckin' deadbeat.

>that kid that tried to parry the dodge ball too soon and the ball fucking killed him

kek

>DUDE
>WEED
>LMAO

>Can't remember source for this
fuck.

>that kid that used an underflow glitch to get 65535% on a test

>that kid that used a hyper extended super slide when he had to run the mile

>That kid who summoned his pet with corrupted blood in the middle of the cafeteria

>that kid who was thrown into the sky by the swing set

>that kid who brought a revolver to school and kept loading it while opening his PDA so he would be launched forward into the air

>that kid who wrote an AHK script to go to school for him

satry bish

>That kid who QPU misaligned on the way to school

>that kid who ran to class faster than the textures could properly load

>that kid who crouch jumped over the hurdles on sports day

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Fucking Tom, man

>that kid who accidentally imputed the "give all weapons" cheat while at school

>that kid who wave-dashed to class

>that kid who caused a stack overflow on the final exam, allowing him to input unsolicited code and run doom

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>That kid who reverse-pickpocketed a chainmail bikini onto the teacher
>it had better stats so she immediately got changed right there in front of the class

God bless you Tim

>that kid who turned on sv_cheats 1
jason you fucking madman

looks like raita

Just how my little sister died. Brings a tear to my eye 20 years later.

>that kid who noclipped out of maths without the teachers permission

>that kid who wrong warped to the end of high school

Close but not quite.

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Christ I need to stop coming here

>no hs diploma or equivalent

How the fuck? This is Sup Forums, not some West Virginia coal mining town.