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That opening song is an absolute classic. One of my favorite CWC related OC.

The one video that will make you feel bad.

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No.

I forgot CWC invented LPs, was the first brony and became a tranny right before it became trendy. Truly patient zero for autism.

Just when I thought I had forgotten, I am again reminded of his/her/it's continued existence.

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He could be a visionary if he wasn't so childish and self absorbed.

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It only gets worse the more I watch it.

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Chris' circumstances aren't ideal in the least, but he's no fucking saint. He generated a lot of his problems. I would respect his artistry a lot more if it wasn't such a blatant mish mash of things that have made an impression on him.

Oh please. Give me a fucking break. You could say that about anybody. I very much doubt that Chris was cut for greatness, at least in a positive sense.

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REPENT THE END IS NEAR.

>Little young Chris saw the contest, and said to himself: "Boy, I'd give everything to win that game!" And Baphomet took his offer.

and im stoned and a bit depersonalized/tired and heard it echo "and i just won! .."

It's pretty sad knowing that Bob died knowing that his son was a fuckup autist.

I really wonder what the relationship between Chris and Bob was like. It doesnt feel like son/father at all. Even Barb seems completely disconnected from Chris.

He is more famous than Cole Smithy. Also Chris can sell paper mache crafts for anywhere from 30-2000 dollars he is a marketing genius when his Legos are on the line.

It's even sadder knowing that he's become more fucked up in the head without his father around to guide him, that his wife almost burned down the house because she is a horder, and that he will never know that there are people on a scandanavian tennis image board who will remember him for almost cutting down the internet. Rest in peace Bob the lumberjack chandler.

Not proud of this, but matched ChrisChan on Tinder, I thought it was a fake profile...but I ended up getting a blowjob when I was fucked up.

I regret it, he/she didn't know what the fuck they were doing. I laughed through most of it, but I did nut.

AMA

It only really hit me when it got to the tranny saga. It's only going to get darker from here.

I'm calling bullshit, post some proof mate.

He lives in squalor, and autismbux are his main source of income. Not to mention his lack of discipline.

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the last part of the video is horrifying just his bereft mother nodding along to her son, her only child and hope for grandchildren and he's still emotionally a child

sheesh

Normally, I'd assume something this stupid was a photoshop done on purpose...I don't assume this with Chrischan.

I didn't record it you fucking goofballs

Yeah, were going to need more than just your word on this one

>no profile link
>no pictures
>no text log
>no video
>no anything
Yeah that sounds really legit mate. You took one for the team and didn't even get proof. good luck getting anyone to believe you.

He will literally spend any and all money on toys. When Barb dies it's all over and this sad tale can come to an end

Did you at least take a picture

Is Chris going to live out a relatively normal lifespan, or is he going to have a premature death? How will it all end?

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The other kid who won the same contest shared his prize with his classmates, I wonder what happened to him?

Like I said, I didn't think it WAS actually him/her so I didn't fucking document it, and I'm not proud of it obviously. I might actually still have the convo on my account, I'll post it if it is, let me go check

No one believes you unless you prove it with irrefutable evidence

She looks so fucking out of her mind.

Wait...

inb4 trips and I'll post

He'll be dead within 10 years.

>tfw you can't muster up any anger for people like cosmo and chris-chan, only despair

I wish they weren't so miserable

>and I just won

It will end a year or two after Barb's death. He's simply too much of a child to function in adult society. Maybe he'll last longer homeless and giving blowjobs behind a discount grocery store to afford Mcdonalds and Lego sets.

his mother will pass away, followed by him being institutionalized because there is no way he can live on his own. If he lives on his own he's dead within half a year because he left the gas on or something. If he's institutionalized he will be in prison shortly after due to more than likely assault. In jail he won't last long because niggos and his tranny act. It's all down hill from here.

Lies he hates men and only wants "lesbian" sex. Besides you'd already have a thread on kiwi farms if you did we'd all know who you were.

Barb is the only thing which is holding back from spiraling into the abyss at this point. Once she dies, he's either going to become homeless or a ward of the state. Chris is incapable of looking after himself, so the former is going to result in his death.

CWC is a female (male) lesbian though and hates dicks.

Did Barb drop acid prior to this? It's the real-life equivalent of a Tim and Eric skit.

CHRIS

CHANDLER

is he not fucked up enough to be admitted somewhere should things as they will: go bad?

he has proven to be incompetent and lazy and there's no way he can be self-sufficient.

cosmo the streamer?

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yes

Bernie Sanders lived in a hut without utilities. Not to mention the fact that if you and Chris both died right now who would be more mourned? The world would weep for CWC and wouldn't even acknowledge you died. You'd be the man who died the day Chris Chan died not vice versa. Think about that for awhile. Also Chris lives how he chooses to there And there are plenty of autismos who'd give him a place to live in exchange for a way to stalk him.

It always brings a smile to my face thinking about how angry chris got over Sonic's arm color.

>ian brandon anderson
This was when he started going downhill as a lulcow.

>tfw I know the guy that beat him at NWC

You kind of had to have issues to make it that far desu. But he was cool.

Chris Chan is like a fictional character. Cosmo is just a attention whoring freak with mental problems. Faggot got beat so hard at NWC his dick folded inside out.

anyone more of these Chris Chan docs/ retrospectives/ discussions

beside the main one by sachmo

I argue the opposite will happen. He will be forced to succeed and he will. The best part will be all the money he makes will be from scaming back the trolls IN THE EAR!

Who cares man.
The average dog or cat with a tear jerker video on youtube would be more mourned than fucking chris chan.

It was probably actually okay when he was a kid, since he had the benefit of being a dumbass just like most kids. It more than likely declined around the time his major fuck ups occurred.

I wish I had the ability to have made a Chris Chan game. I'd have made it an arcade style beat em up, mostly modeled directly off of the Scott Pilgrim game. Or at least a Skyrim mod where all of the shouts are Chris quotes. I'd call it the Elder Trolls.

>his dick folded inside out.
Sweet mercy I just had a mental image of that telescopic sword from Dishonored, but with a dick instead

A lot of the blame falls on his parents for not getting him proper care.

>Barb dies
>Chris begins digging up his family documents
>it turns out he was adopted and Barb and Bob weren't his biological parents
>a new saga begins when Chris successfully locates his real parents and the both turn out to be autists who had autistic sex when they were 10 years old at autism camp
Post yfw the ride never ends

I fucking love Chris man

>a bunch of fags won't mourn me
I couldn't give less a fuck

Pretty sure Bob had an autistic child from a previous marriage. He had the cursed genes.

i'd watch that movie

>can't cut down the internets
>can't cut down his family tree
What a shitty lumberjack he was.

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What'll happen to Chris when Barb passes away?

I'd adopt him if I had somewhere to put him, he's not wrecking my fucking apartment.

Wish Chris didn't went full degenerate and turned trans. Wish we had the classic Chris with the striped comfy shirts from the golden days back instead of prostitue chris with the jeans skirts.

Probably a mental asylum assuming no family member wants to take him in.
I doubt the state would allow such an insane man to live on his own.

We need to face facts, we over-trolled him.

just buy his shirt, user

Can't wait for his autistic stalkers to have themselves committed so they can continue documenting Chris' antics.

Jesus

This whole tranny idea was planted in his head by one of those Kiwi Farms faggots. The same ones who actively filter anyone he interacts with online.

I'll need to get a pickle tattoo before I do. This sounds like a great time.

>Chris-chan isn't a virgin anymore while you still are

AND
I
JUST
WON

When did this happen? Any proof? CWC is probably lying

>No matter how low your standards have fallen, you've never had to have sex with Christian(Christine) Chandler
Feels very relieving my comrade.

losing virginity is more than benis in bagina :DD
it's a state of mind

>planted in his head by one of those Kiwi Farms faggots
>The same ones who actively filter anyone he interacts with online

I've only been there a couple of times, but they do have a weird way of running things. But what do you mean by these two things?

Everyone in his group got a little piece of what Chris has. If they were to unite, they could rival him.

I doubt he's lying. He's lied about shit before and you can always catch him lying. He said he found her on backpage, which is still a site used for prostitution and "massage parlors". He probably paid her for 30 minutes and she wasn't too hot.

Even if this was true how would that be bad news for us virgins? Christine single handedly devalues being a non virgin.

For me it's the one where he's standing in front of a house reading a list of helpful advice like taking care of yourself and respecting your body by not doing drugs. It's just so sincere it hurts.

And then look what at what he's doing to himself.

>He said he found her on backpage
I offered to buy him a prostitute almost 8 years ago and he declined, what a fucking weasel.

Chris is pretty fucked on the overall, but the people keeping up the active trolling or just weird interactions (pretty sure most of his facebook friends are fake) are some true blue autism.

Wonder if Chris will ever get past the tranny phase.

They call anyone who tries to troll Christ a ween and make fun of them more than they make fun of Chris. They've shifted focus from Chris to those trying to troll/white knight him. They dig up every little bit of info on Chris' real life friends, of which he has through his romps at the gay clubs and hobby stores.

At least Chris Chan is more respectabel than people like MadThad.

do you think he'll die before he decides to ditch the tomgirl phase and move onto a new ploy to get china