My sister and I are both NEETs and we've recently come across a large inheritance. We're planning on holing up somewhere for 30+ years and play video games until our brains melt.
Which console should we buy? We have a gaming PC and both have 3DSs. Should we get a PS4? Is PS4 Pro worth it? Should we get PSVR?
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is this an incest bait thread or something
Whatever you have is fine.
Read a book or something and stop being such a dork.
Post some pics of your sister. It will help us work out what consoles suit her.
How large is the inheritance? Can I move in with you? You can include me in your incest orgy, I am a reasonably attractive male
same
we're NEETs, not degenerates
reading books is for nerds
no
about 2 million $, we won't have an orgy
>holing up for 30 years
Why even get a new console then?
Literally just regularly buy new PCs when the old ones get worn out and eventually emulators will work their way through the rest of the consoles.
dude are you gay?
no. I'm bi
fag
give me 1 million $
I doubt $2mil would last you two 30 years, unless you invest it very smartly.
>playing video games in this generation
Son your best bet is to just play all the older games on emulators and go invest that money.
Buy a HTC vive
Buy a couple of Nintendo switch
Buy a ps4 for the exclusives
Be sure your PC is upgradeable
Can i live with you guys? I'm very clean, not a pervert and i can cook.
>not fucking your sister
what a loser
No
It's an incest pedo bait thread
we're putting most of it into index funds, not very smart about investing but that's what everyone recommends
is the vive better than oculus?
Can you please buy me a gpu? Or a game? I really want space engineers
You get up 2.5 million dollars any asshole in the world knows what to do. You get a house with a 25 year roof, an indestructible Jap-economy shit box, you put the rest into the system and 3-5% to pay your taxes and that is your base.You get me? That is your Fortress of Fucking Solitude. That puts you for the rest of your life at a level of Fuck You. Someone wants you to do something Fuck You, boss pisses you off Fuck You. Own your house, have a couple bucks in the bank, don't drink. That is all I have to say to anybody at the social level.
A wise men's life is based around Fuck You. The United States of America is based on Fuck You. You're king, you have an army, the greatest Navy in the history of the world. FUCK YOU BLOW ME. Fuck it up ourselves. Which we have done beautiful fuck you position lost forever.
Yeah
Facebook doesn't care about gaming
Just play eve online
I never got into it but it's the perfect game for someone who doesn't want to live life anymore
two people could easily live on $5k a month, it's above average US household income. and that's not even counting interest, assuming you just put it into a checking account you'd have that for 30 years
You two will fuck eventually. It's only a matter of time.
Do you go easy on kids while playing competitive? Or do you go all out?
wise words right here, also make sure to live below your means
it's probably not large enough to last you your entire life
start investing
it could be stocks, it could your education. your choice
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t. someone who has never had a sibling
I am planning to go to college for computer science, but for now we're spending at least 2 years living a life of degeneracy
We already know where this is going down the line even if you don't, OP.
>but for now we're spending at least 2 years living a life of degeneracy
so you are gonna fuck her?
>gaming with htc vive
>lifting your nip tutor's skirt for a VR peek
>smelly NEET sister walks in
>starts realizing none of it is real
I was actually thinking of this movie myself
Fuck you can be had for less than 2.5 million. If you're smart you could easily never work again with maybe 500k
I have a sister. I wouldn't fuck her but I also never lived alone with her especially for that long of a time.
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no you fucks, we're not sexually attracted to each other in any way
2 million isn't enough for two people to live on for the rest of their lives
The solution is simple, kill your sister
This will stop her from consuming the two million and if done right it should be impossible to prove she's dead
Sell one of her kidneys for extra money (only one so as not to draw suspicions) and then list her as a dependent for the tax breaks + increased neetbux
It's definitely enough. You can make 5k per month off of dividends while your principle still grows.
is your sister hot? marry her
or i will
dude are you gay or something or is she just ugly
I think you're on the wrong board
Who was filming? Their dad?
That'll change when you go full NEET and she's the only one with a pussy you've been near in like 2 years.
depends where you hole up
seems enough to me
Are they really siblings ?
I can't resist not asking
Vive is infinitely better than oculus.
not yet anyway
also what kind of degenerate lives do you fucks live that you can burn through 2 mil? i live on less than 2k a month and most of that comes from rent
She wants your dick user. The fact that you're both degenerates living together proves it.
You gonna fug right?
also buying houses and renting is an option
but if you are gonna spend 2 years doing something that's not working it should be on things you want to do
hobbies you never had the time for, a little travel
it'd be a shame if you just spent your time vegetating
5k a month? I fucking spend less than 2k a month with bills and food and everything for three people. I don't know how someone could possibly spend 5k a month.
Buy them all.
i dunno we're both kind of scared of traveling because of all the shit going around in the world (we're leafs)
why?
they live in an expensive state
they don't cook for themselves
How old are you guys? Are you twins? Who's older?
>(we're leafs)
Pack it up boys, it's just a shitpost thread.
Buy a good computer
Play MMOs
That's it
OP should still kill his sister tho, or at least sell her to a smelly old man in another country
I'm absolutely certain that 98% of anons in the thread advocating for incest don't have an opposite-sex sibling
it's not like the lewd mangas guys
Do people actually order in/dine out every single day? I literally could not imagine ever doing that.
NO ONE IS TO TELL OP A THING UNTIL HE FUCKS HIS SISTER
I'm older, 25, my sister's 19
OK but our main question was which PS4 to get, can someone answer that?
I have a sister and I want OP to fuck his.
Buy a Russian gf and breed
I was going to say the same. 3k tops, it's not like you'll be paying double the rent/mortgage
Get the normal one, nigga. Pro isn't all that great, honestly.
Also, I have two younger sisters. Sounds comfy, though.
>tfw no older sister
Go for the pro since you have the $
>i dunno we're both kind of scared of traveling because of all the shit going around in the world (we're leafs)
understandable, but leave yourself open to the option
it could just be finally going to some concerts or even art shows. take a class in a trade for the hell of it
things you never imaged yourself doing before
just things that allow you to grow as a person
>about 2 million $
That money will burn quicker than you think.
>(we're leafs)
same. let me live with you, if you won't fuck her I will.
Bro if you make six figures why would you cook for yourself and do the dishes like a commoner
If I continued to live how I do right now (very comfortably btw) I could live the rest of my life on 2mil and then have left over for someone else
>(we're leafs)
So what kind of breed of dog are you going to buy for your sexual needs?
This. The inevitable "Guys, I fucked my sister" thread would be great.
Incest is only hot when it happening to other people.
Unless you're a degenerate.
Wait for e3
Sony is going to cuck everyone again
the only correct answer is to finally establish the real Sup Forums manor
I do, what now fuckboi?
when people are young, stupid and disposable income is available, yeah. it's not too uncommon.
also really really fat people
I for one have had incestual experiences.
that's ridiculously cute
because you know your taste better than anyone else
if you know how to cook a good meal you have no reason to ever order out
Because living frugally and below your means can save you lots of money and thus remaining well off.
Good, there's a fairly profitable chink run black market for human trafficking in leaf land
A 19 yo girl should get you a lot
Sell your sister to the slant eyes for lots of neetbux then live the high life until you run out of money and off yourself, only realistic option left at this point
Just a ps4 and give them some indie shit to play.
would you fool around with her
Post some pics of your sister OP, so we can help you determine fair market value.
Depends on how attractive his sister is. Considering they're both NEETs, I highly doubt it.
play spiral knights
holy fuck
Hell no
>only realistic option left at this point
very true words here.
OP right now.
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Now? Nah, but we did when we were both younger.
Computer Science might not be a good idea if you only plan on working much later in the future once you've spent all your money. A lot of the stuff you will learn will be outdated by then.
kys leech
If you're rich why not just buy all the consoles?
story plox
waht da fiq
>tfw college student (19), live on campus
>have 2 younger sisters
>3 and 8 years old
I fucking envy you fuckers with older sisters. What's it like?