Why are there no games that allow me to play as a Scorpion?
Why are there no games that allow me to play as a Scorpion?
Daniel Morris
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Colton Rivera
Who knows?
Hunter Moore
noooooo poor spiderbro :(
Nathan Wright
League of Lepers
If you're looking for a good game, though, then you're shit out of luck.
Daniel Lopez
>spiderbro
Nice oxymoron
Xavier Roberts
Just woke up from a dream where I was in a scorpion infested desert.
Deadly Creatures
Levi Hughes
What is Deadly Creatures
Nathan Roberts
This. Deadly Creatures is a very good bugfightan game.
Blake Ramirez
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Joshua Gutierrez
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Sebastian Long
>Yellow Samurai vs Kenyan Monkey
Aaron King
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Brody Flores
Is there any bug that can defeat a scorpion?
David Hall
Close enough?
Austin Carter
>wojack vs pepe
Aiden Thompson
What?
Camden Lewis
Ants I suppose. Nobody fucks with ants.
Cooper Moore
Go away, wasp
Carter Brooks
>this kills the spider
Dominic Thomas
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Nicholas Hughes
What happened? Who won?
Cameron Nelson
>I'm a super dangerous spider known for how strong my venom is
>Guess I'll just try kicking it a bunch
Colton Turner
Bugs have fucking natural QWOP controls. God they are retarded.
Jaxon Foster
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Henry Rivera
No one
Angel Bell
Delet this immediately
Jackson Bennett
no
Sebastian Morgan
BUUURKE
WHERE'S MY BREAKFAST
Jackson Lopez
SNIBETI SNAB
X--DD
Thomas Campbell
What is even happening here? Is it guarding food or are the flies attacking it? Flies don't even attack things.
Why the fuck are there moths and wasps as well?
Samuel Kelly
>ambush predator vs. a walking tank
Not even mad, just weirded out that anyone thinks this would be a fight
Connor White
what the fuck is this
explain
Brandon Campbell
We just don't know
Joseph Phillips
Coming, oh anonymous and shitposty one.
Just as soon as this blasted Bubo delets this
Anthony Allen
;¬)
Nathan Rodriguez
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Bentley Nelson
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Eli Kelly
It saves pictures of cartoon frogs ignore it.
Adrian Diaz
If you look closely, you'll see some webbing around the front claws of the scorpion after the spider "kicks". It's trying to snag the thing up in web
Dylan Mitchell
Aren't they trying to get to the tree sap there?
Juan James
Those stupid eyes and the way it steps on the thing before it attacks makes this thing look blind.
Landon Gonzalez
but why ?
Oliver Davis
moving are easier when you have a skeleton
i don't know how scorpion work but spider have pressure actuated member
Leo Ward
In hopes the predator stops to munch the arm so he can survive.
Grayson Clark
This
Austin Parker
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Aiden Smith
Neat
Mason Ross
it was startling it into walking backwards toward it
Angel Scott
Kingdom Under Fire: The Crusaders had giant scorpion units. cant remember if you can take control of them or not though.
Ayden Rivera
>mantises will defend this
Jace Smith
But could you ride them?
Jordan Jenkins
At least they don't have many nerve endings.
Jack Howard
poor birb
Benjamin Moore
rip
Luke Fisher
Truly worst bugs
Julian Russell
if i could choose the way i die i think having my face eaten by a giant praying mantis would be close to last
Andrew Scott
no. i think you could just command them where to go and where to attack.
Matthew Lopez
I'm not sure why it'd be remotely otherwise for anyone
Christian Morales
in reverse please
Easton Long
Beetles have the most wins in Japanese bug fights, scorpions are second.
Gabriel Brown
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME!
Adrian Hill
Beetles should be split into Rhino Beetles, Stag Beetles, etc
Elijah Rivera
wew lad
Evan Price
Beetle fights are extremely common though
Ethan Flores
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Grayson Watson
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Eli Brooks
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Christian Long
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Jayden Scott
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Nolan Peterson
Is this a termite queen?
Henry Bell
I believe so.
Jayden Gray
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Camden Brooks
>That video of a guy who eats one of those
Christian Wood
Do I want to ask for a link?
Brody Perez
link please
Cameron Clark
Deadly Creatures is a pretty mediocre games, all things considered. If it wasn't for the unique setting, it would have been completely forgotten. There is nothing interesting about it from a mechanical standpoint.
Brody Walker
Nothing pisses me off more then ants.
I lived in a house in Texas that had a bad ant infestiation.
Would wake up with ants on my pillow, ants would find their way into our laundry, food.
AWFUL
Nathan Brown
You feel it, too, dont you?
Christopher Walker
VARIETY OF ANT BAITS
They end up wising up to one type, so you move onto the next once they stop going for the bait, and switch it up again later. Eventually the ant population is decimated, even if the queen somehow survives.
Samuel Gonzalez
>Krabby hurt itself in its confusion!
Lincoln Fisher
Me money!
Nicholas Morales
It's an ant.
Dylan Bennett
Lincoln Miller
I hate them so much that I'll drop whatever I'm doing to stick an m80 down an ant hill and spray the survivors. Fuck ants.
Adam Diaz
Fucking creeps me out ever since that scene in King Kong where that guy gets eaten by worms in the fucking swamp. What would you go with, getting your face eaten off via mantis or getting eaten alive ala wormy here? It's a shit choice either way, but maybe with mantis you'd get lucky and it'd fuck your brain up early on.
Ayden Cruz
>beetles German Suplex each other to establish dominance
what the fuck I want to be a beetle now
Carter Reed
>these plebs didn't mention Space Station Silicon Valley
>thread over
Evan Robinson
Truly worst bugs with worst fans.
No one likes antfags
Hunter Carter
SUPLEX! Now this is wrestling
Joshua Robinson
Depends on the beetle
Nicholas Smith
No it's pod racing
Gavin Hughes
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Luis Foster
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Isaac Wood
remember to de-worm your mantises
Camden Bennett
They're so long. I'm surprised that much worm can fit inside them.
Landon Bailey
Why are there no games that allow me to play as a house centipede?
Tyler Gray
I always find these fuckers running around the rim of my sock on my ankle.
Elijah Perry
Because Scolopendra is the only centipede people reall care about.
Brody Parker
BAKANA!
Logan Powell
>implications of being on your body
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH