He doesnt think majoras mask was the best zelda game

>he doesnt think majoras mask was the best zelda game

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It was, but we oughta keep it to ourselves lest we anger the babies.

>he hasn't played link's awakening

>he doesn't want to suck Link's 7-incher

What is it about lewd artists that make them godly at making skin look so damn soft on a 2d character?

link is a cute!

never before have i wanted to fuck a boy as badly as i do now

can you faggots fucking stop?

this shit is making me feel weird

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But I do

left or right?

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This is Link, saying something nice about her (him)!

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Right

I'm not gay and right looks cool, so right.

me on the left my boyfriend on the right

l may or may not have played a significant amount of botw with link in sheikah outfit because l liked how good his ass looked in those tight black pants

l was strong and didn't fap though

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OP, there's already one gay Link thread up. Can you not just use that one?

Jesus Christ, this site is becoming a fucking sewer for faggots the world over. Stop wanting to fuck boys you worthless shitbirds, go get some female interaction and play a Zelda game where Link doesn't look like a twink.

>this site is becoming a fucking sewer
how new are you?

This is why Toon Link is the best Link

>becoming
go back to r/Sup Forums whenever you want so you can have your experience filtered to your needs

Don't pretend like it hasn't gotten worse since BotW came out.

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not really just remember kid icarus release

It's one of them.

BOTW>ALBW>ALTTP>MM>OOT>ST>Clones of ALTTP and OOT>PH

What about cheerleader link from triforce heroes

Also Toon Link is the shovelware link but he's fun in Smash. Should've been him in Mario Kart 8 too since that series is shit.

Hey Reddit dont you know about /y/?

much butter

>he doesn't think link is for rough fucking

I wanna huff and lick Link's smelly armpits!

I want to live off his sweat.

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I want him to come back fro, an adventure and sit his smelly sweaty butt right onto my face so I can clean it with my tongue!

>Zelda game where Link doesn't look like a twink.

That doesn't exist.

I don't because I have standards and know what Zelda is. Majora's Mask is one of the worst Zeldas.

Do you people post this stupidity to be funny, for replies, or because actually do love sucking farts from people's assed and drinking sweat and piss?

I want a dog to knot me and fill me with it's cum!

Do you really think I would do that, save every Link image I see and masturbate to incredibly gay doujins just to "be funny"?
Sup Forums canonically likes traps and loli, if you don't you're a newshit and should abandon the premises immediately.

I like the fart sucking and sweat licking part, not so much the piss.

>should abandon the premises immediately.
not gonna lie
i read that as
>should abandon the penises immediately.

>started fapping on knees recently
>body starts having spasms to bounce up and down like im riding a dick
ok wtf did you guys do to me

gay

>not into watersports
Why even bother

I want user to piss all over me and mark me as his territory!

Why would someone ever want to abandon the penises?
Penises are love.
Penises are life.

>tfw that doujin will never EVER be finished

>tfw we'll never get dankei dankei revolution 2
being a trapfag is suffering

Where the FUCK is my catboi trap bf?

H-hi... i.imgur.com/QoPe438.jpg

huh never noticed the nip in that...

pls be in michigan

cute!
i want a set too

No... i.imgur.com/Ao1eXCH.jpg
A set of ears? Or another kind of set?

it's called being horny

like virgin or several years of no sex levels of painful horniness

>A set of ears? Or another kind of set?
answer: Yes

>Have been putting rudimentary things in my ass like a savage for years
>Sharpies, never to be used again chapsticks, etc
>Finally decide enough is enough and that I'm going to get something proper to put up there
>Decide on a buttplug
>Have a drive across state lines if I want to visit home over a weekend
>Decide to buy myself a buttplug on the way back at a sex shop in a semi populated rural area
>Middle of the day nobody is in the parking lot, building is discreet as shit so I circle like 4 times
>Hurry inside after parking in the hardest to see spot there was
>Head inside, woman at the counter looks up at me, gave me a weird look, no idea what to make of it
>Start to turn left, realize it's gay shit, turn right
>Wall of dildos for sale
>Wall of vibrators next to it
>Wall of BDSM gear across
>Not nearly as many aisles and places to not have to be seen by people as I was hoping, one lower chest high display rack
>Freeze for like 4-5 minutes in front of the wall of dildos wondering where the buttplugs were
>Finally decide that fuck it, I will buy a dildo instead
>Wanted to go easy on my ass so decide to get the smallest one
>It's bright neon ass pink and glows in the dark, clearly branded to be cutesy
>Go up to the checkout woman nervous as fuck and stuttering and shaking and shit
>Thankfully they have these fucking jet black ass bags so I got one of those and fucking booked it to my car
>Mfw I get home, put a condom on it, lube it up, and realize what I've been missing using simple tools on my ass all my life
>Mfw I realize it has a suction cup on it and I put it on the top of the shower edge and bounce like the whore I am
>Mfw I realized I have a size comparison fetish when I became super aroused realizing the smallest dildo that they had for sale was bigger than mine
user you won't go back, put something where that bounce is happening

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Cheap tricks, literally good use of pink gradient.

quit hiding imgur links so you can keylog me you little tr*p

It's a collective effort among hundreds of artists from everywhere in the world.
It's a highly iterative field and it's no wonder some techniques keep being refined to the point of inducing instand erections on horny bastards like you and me.

I don't understand you either user. I do that because it's safer for me, I'm obviously less likely to get banned.

Post your worn out boihole pls

It does. It's called OoT.

Not him but I'd wear a set of ears with you

>tfw I hurt my ass after fingering myself without cutting my nails
>tfw It hurt a bit to sit down for two weeks
It probably lasted that long because even with that I didn't stop

post legs

Two questions
First of all, why the fuck would you put a condom on a dildo?
Secondly how cute is your clit?

>tfw no bf to poke your face with his cock while you're trying to play LoZ
I thought it was supposed to be easier than finding a gf.

We'll get you a pair of dog ears and you can knot me.
Maybe.

If you are at that stage already, why not now find a real nice big penis to bounce on?

Because I poop from there and not having shit directly on the dildo makes life easier
I have vitiligo so some of my skin is pigmentless, some of those spots are on my dick so idk, probably not very

Why didn't you just order a Dragon Dildo for discrete delivery?

Was I talking about Link and traps, you unobservant retard?

>he thinks going to 3d was a good idea
The same goes for metroid.

>>body starts having spasms to bounce up and down like im riding a dick.
please explain this further.

>started fapping on knees recently
why did you start? seems like a lewd way to fap though.

That sounds pretty great Can we wear them both for someone else though? We can both be good pets

If you're not talking about Link and traps why the fuck are you posting in this thread?
Fuck off to Sup Forums.

shouldn't be too much of a problem if its as small as you say

post spotted dick

No. I do not share my man.

>Not posting the superior version.

how big are you fuckboy

>spotted dick

Okay, now I know you're doing this solely for attention. Pay attention to the line of conversation next time, dipshit.

>why did you start?
why not


>explain
legs just start tensing up and fall into a bouncing rhythm naturally

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it was posted and it got deleted

I had a online friend who showed dick once, he also had a spotted dick, it was like a horse cock and kind of erotic

ergo, post spotted dick

Fair enough

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w-what's on his tongue

Greek yogurt.

Yogurt of course.