Worst Mario Kart

Worst Mario Kart

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That's not Super Circuit.

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I liked it, but MK8 just did everything better anyway. I do miss Diddy though.

People who say Mario Kart Wii is the best are the same people that claim Melee is a fighting game

Why does everyone say this? I did play it, but it was over 15 years ago. What was so bad about it?

It was honestly the best as long as you used a bike with a sharp drift. If you played with people near your skill level, the fight for 1st could be pretty close. And as much as everyone complains about the item system, it will always be better than 8's. There is no reason the person in 2nd place should ever get triple red shells, and it happens all the time in 8.

Thats no double dash

It easily has the worst controls in the series. I guess Retro tracks and if you lived in Japan sharing ghost times online through a cell phone was neat at the time, but it really doesn't make up for how bad it handles.

You take that back, easily the most fun I've had in any Mario Kart.

Yep
But that doesn't mean it was bad

>double-dash
>bad
nigga no

Double dash was gay as fuck even for a mario kart, of which they are all trash that only nintendie succbois enjoy paying money to play

>being over the age of 4
>playing any mario kart
The way it should be

could have had more tracks but it was pretty fucking fun with the coop driving and shit

bullshit, DS is the melee of mario kart. snaking is mario kart's wave dashing and reached its peak in ds.

Eh, Double Dash is a little lacking especially compared to later titles, but its courses are pretty good and it at least has the unique item gimmick to make going back to it once in a while worth it. I'd say it goes in the middle.

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unironic worst game

I thought I told you to stop posting

Fucking funky kongs everywhere

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>It's another "mode7 mario kart sucks" episode

Eh, it's either that or Super Circuit.
Super Mario Kart at least has the excuse to be the first one.

my absolute nigga, used to get a group of people to have daily races because of the game sharing function during school and used to have tournaments during class with people who were in the room next door

>tfw smoked everyone and was known as the kid with the fastest shy guy

I think Double Dash was the worst.
It was clunky to control an had a terrible gimmick.

For me (YMMV): MK8 > MK64 > MKDS > SMK > MKWii > MKDD
Didn't play MK7 or MKSC.

>It was honestly the best as long as you used a bike with a sharp drift
So, its only the best if everyone is Funky on a bike?

>It was the best because nostalgia
Take off the rose tint glasses.

i thought so too, but then I played the 200+ track mod the fanbase put out and now its the best mario kart!

>it was clunky to control
did we play the same game? I was tokyo drifting all over the place in DD

MK7 is more or less equal to MK8 with a few exceptions that could be disregarded as opinions.

Same can be said bout MK8.

The only people I've met that hate MKWii are casuals who are too retarded to race "tactically" (I put tactically in inverted commas because the tactics are incredibly simple anyway). Red shells can be avoided with bananas/shells and blue shells can either be avoided with mushrooms (which you obtain in a lower position before making your way to the front of the pack) or you can just take the hit since you're so far ahead of everyone else. Occasionally you get bad luck but 9/10 times a skilled player can easily beat the AI.

>being able to play with everyone because of game sharing is nostalgia

fuck off, just because you didnt have friends to play with doesnt mean the rest of us didnt

Oh, yeah, such greatly designed tracks like:
youtube.com/watch?v=RoZvgJ-aj38

It's outside drifting - the game.
good luck being an inside drifter in any kart with everything being as floaty and clunky as it was.

We played 2v2 Blood Gulch at a matse place that was over the road from school during free periods, why would you play a shitty handheld game during class when you're supposed to be learning?
btw - Snake is the best shitty mobile game to waste time during class.

not him, but I feel the drifting in DD! is far too wide, it's like you drift right but your kart ends up moving right since the drifting is so exaggerated. You get used to it, so it's not really broken, but it feels very weird to me.
the issue with MKWii, at least in my view, comes from dumb items like the thundercloud; poor item balancing (since you can get a bullet bill that takes you to first, for example; it's rare but it can happen); and the fact karts are completely redundant since bikes are superior in every way.

>it's like you drift right but your kart ends up moving right
Oops, I meant "you drift left but move right"

Why does fucking Mario Kart Double Dash of all games have a legion of autistic fuckboys ready to defend it at any moment? It wasn't that good. Same goes for Sunshine.

Too slippery and floaty and bad in that way sure, but I dunno about clunky.

No this is the worst. Was cool back in the day though.

I sure do love shit graphics, dull courses, horrible item balance, cheating AI, and the worst gimmick in Mario Kart history!
And then you fags have the audacity to claim Super Circuit is the worst.
Of course, no official Mario Kart game can compare in shittiness to Wii's mods: Fucking competivite fags.

The thundercloud was the stupidest item ever, I'm so glad they canned that shit.

Koopa Troopa numba 1.

oh be quite, don't act like you always had to pay attention in class. This was during middle school so I already knew what was happening because my mother is a teacher and she forces me to study when I get home.

I get the DD wide drifting but like you said you get used to it, all that means is you have to start your drifts a lot earlier to get the tightest inside lines

like in baby baby park for instance I would probably start drifting around the midpoint of the track, work up blue sparks and then cut inside, popping the blue sparks to help change direction down the track. Then start the next drift 1-2 seconds later when you get to the midpoint again. Pretty much never not drifting on that track.

It manages to be a worse Super Mario Kart.

Can we at least all agree that Mariokart 8 Deluxe is the best?

Did you read the last line of my post?
NDS was after my time, I was fulltime employed in a shit ISP job when NDS was released, the best we had was Snake and Walkmans (Tape and CD and a few early MP3 players with ~32-64MB capacity)
Nostalgia is just that.

Objectively, without rosetint glasses, MKDS isn't the best.

People whose first console was a Gamecube are in their late teens-early 20s

>shitty handheld game

t. didn't own a DS

>The World Ends With You
>Phoenix Wright
>KH 358/2 days later
>Castlevania Dawn of Sorrow
>Super Mario 64
>9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors

It has a better library than the switch

could you explain how DS isn't the competitivefag mario kart and wii somehow is? wii took out snaking but kept all the bullshit rng items.

>actually taking mario kart that serious
kys you weird autistic fuck

same reason windwaker does
it was newfags first game in the series

There's a lot of gamecube fans on Sup Forums recently (past couple years or so) since they're now old enough to post, like pointed out. I can at least somewhat see how DD! could be someone's favorite since it's the least standard game in the franchise and maybe you like its odd quirks. But I truly do not understand the retards that say Mario Sunshine is the best Mario game.

I put MKDS 2 tiers above MKWii...

You know what, seeing from your viewpoint, I could see how MKDS wouldn't be the best. I'm just glad I was able to enjoy it during its prime if I had to pick another title from the series as the best I would pick Double Dash, everyone had a sibling, parent, or friend to play that with

how the fuck is 64 > DS
get the fuck out of here

Not him, but why not talk about video games on Sup Forums?

git gud.

my first nintendo console was the snes
but my favorit one happens to be the gamecube
because it was home to some of the best nintendo games of all time.
wind waker, double dash, metroid prime, f-zero gx are just great games.

I have no idea how people can call it the best, it's probably because of and the GC in general having a rabid fanbase due to being an outlier in attitude for Nintendo.

I dunno, around like 2010 a lot of people on Sup Forums would say the GC was one of the better Nintendo consoles or even the best and there wouldn't be nearly as much backlash to that statement as there is now.

it was objectively the best mario kart, kill yourself

Analog controls for tighter steering.

>shit graphics
You triple nigger, the graphics still hold up. Better than Nintendo's safe as fuck artstyle they use now for literally every Mario game.

>dull courses
Nah. They were fun as fuck.

>horrible item balance
I knew you were one of those M-MUH BALANCE IN PARTY GAMESSS faggots. Kill yourself. Items are more unique and encourage picking different characters.

>cheating AI
Lmao, not our fault the AI absolutely destroyed you at 150cc and Mirror Mode.

>and the worst gimmick in Mario Kart history!
You mean two characters per kart? It's yet another reason to pick different characters and make up team combos. Way better than the shitty uninspired stat system it has now. Music was also top tier.

I bet you masturbate to MKWii because it's le ebin competitive.

>The World Ends With You

tfw will never get a sequel, fuck you for reminding me

>there wouldn't be nearly as much backlash to that statement as there is now.
nah, it's always been a controversial opinion. I suspect the same will apply to the wii u in the near future as well.

>Phoenix Wright
>good

Maybe if anti-Gamecube fags like yourself argued anything other than what boils down to >GCbabbiesLOL people wouldn't be so annoyed by it and try to defend their tastes.

You're the types of people that hate safe modern Nintendo yet despise any experimental black sheep games in the franchises the Gamecube got so much of and everyone complained about. No wonder Nintendo sticks to the same tired shit now.

I like the GameCube. I even like Double Dash. Calling it the best MK though is fucking insane.

>best Nintendo system
>reee why do people defend it

I want new fags to leave

Which one do you consider the best then? If you say MKWii or MK64 then please consider not living.

I have never met someone that disliked Phoenix Wright, congrats you have shit taste.

Unarguable fact: MKWii has the best roster

Objection, taste is subjective.
The majority of Americans like McDonalds, that doesn't make it the best gourmet meal.

>MK8 has all the same charaters plus more
>bbut MKwii was better

Yeah MK8 does has a lot of pointless filler characters nobody likes or plays

there is no way someone would think Phoenix Wright is shit.

>baby mario
>baby peach
>baby daisy
>baby luigi

Yeah, no.

and MKWii doesn't?
MKWii is what started the baby plague in the MK series

Well I agree Baby Peach and Baby Daisy are a little much (I purposely didn't unlock Baby Luigi either)
but compare to the MK8 addition of Baby Rosalina, who may I add wasn't royalty when she was a child so it makes no sense for her to wear a crown, as well as Tanooki Mario, Cat Peach, Metal Mario, Pink Gold Peach and the incoming Gold Mario

>You triple nigger, the graphics still hold up. Better than Nintendo's safe as fuck artstyle they use now for literally every Mario game.
Double Dash was where that artstyle originated, with its pastel colours and bloom up the arse. 8 finally moved away from it in favour of a very nice cartoony realism style.

>dull courses
Half the tracks are dull as shit, and its Bowser's Castle and Rainbow Road are the worst in the series.

>I knew you were one of those M-MUH BALANCE IN PARTY GAMESSS faggots. Kill yourself. Items are more unique and encourage picking different characters.
So you enjoy getting fucked over by a blue shell? Kill yourself. Even party games should have the winner decided by skill, not luck.

>Lmao, not our fault the AI absolutely destroyed you at 150cc and Mirror Mode.
If I play perfectly, should I not win? No, says Double Dash, you shall be fucked over by items and rubberbanding, so that your best shot of winning is staying in 2nd until the last moment.

>You mean two characters per kart? It's yet another reason to pick different characters and make up team combos. Way better than the shitty uninspired stat system it has now.
Only the heaviest character actually matters, the second is just a glorified item holder. And the special items are pointless.

>Music was also top tier.
Now I know you're baiting. It was bland as shit.

>I bet you masturbate to MKWii because it's le ebin competitive.
Wii is the second worst MK game alongside DS. Competitivefags in Mario Kart are worst than Smashfags.

mkwii is still my favourite because mk8's items are so fucked
only bad thing about wii's were the thundercloud, but at least you didn't get like 1 mushroom in 10th and people in front get triples or golds like mk8

meet me on the court, rainbow road or whatever I will beat you

>mario KART
>fucking bikes and shit
Even Diddy didn't pretend his game was a cart game with those planes and boats and shit

nobody who likes mcdonalds thinks it's a gourmet meal wtf

I'll never understand this argument. Sure the character specific stats were stupid, but they weren't game breaking. I had a near maxed out record, and I only used Baby Luigi. Did you ever consider that it might be your lack of skill that made you lose?

>Double Dash was where that artstyle originated, with its pastel colours and bloom up the arse. 8 finally moved away from it in favour of a very nice cartoony realism style.
MK8 has a shitton of bloom and looks like clay. Double Dash's artstyle is 10 times better.

>Half the tracks are dull as shit, and its Bowser's Castle and Rainbow Road are the worst in the series.
DK Mountain, Wario Colosseum, and Daisy Cruiser are all great. And it doesn't resort to copy pasting courses from the other games for half its content like every Mario Kart since.

>So you enjoy getting fucked over by a blue shell? Kill yourself. Even party games should have the winner decided by skill, not luck.
Except when items hit you in Double Dash you rarely get fucked over completely. That happens literally all the fucking time in MKWii and 8. I can't count the amount of times I've lost in MKWii over a shitty blue shell and a million items hitting me at once one after the other. That game does it the absolute worst.

>If I play perfectly, should I not win? No, says Double Dash, you shall be fucked over by items and rubberbanding, so that your best shot of winning is staying in 2nd until the last moment.
Then it must be anecdotal evidence then fuckface, because the exact same happens to me all the time in MKWii and MK8.

>Only the heaviest character actually matters, the second is just a glorified item holder.
Light characters have their uses. Combining a heavy character in the back versus a light in the front changes the drifting mechanics. And it's still better than stats. Special items are more fun and useful than literally nothing special about any characters at all, where weight is the only difference and is ten times more pointless.

>Now I know you're baiting. It was bland as shit.
Nah, it was great. MK8 has the blandest jazz shit of all time.

>Wii is the second worst MK game alongside DS. Competitivefags in Mario Kart are worst than Smashfags.
At least we agree on something.

>fan mods
This is disgusting.

The Switch is a month old. And BotW is still better than all of those games.

>pretending Mario 64 DS isn't a horribly botched port
It literally has no analogue control. It moves like shit.

their argument is like a non-American's fall back.

You posted this thread before
It's getting old

Nah

Everybody knows this is bait but it's still worth to reply

DS or 8 are the peak.

>coop driving

Playing four player co-op grand prix 150cc is Elder God tier entertainment.

my man
mind the shitty watermark

Why is saying Double Dash is the best "insane" but saying MKDS is the best isn't? Is it because MKDS was more "competitive" and had online?

If you have even one friend im sorry but you dont belong here

Because MKDS had mission mode.

DS had more tracks, better handling, and Mission Mode.

DD! is mediocre, though.