Name a more brainmelting pretentious moment in videgames. Go ahead, I'll wait

Name a more brainmelting pretentious moment in videgames. Go ahead, I'll wait.

I honestly can't, I'm still fucking mad about this fuck Bioware

Nah

What was pretentious about this?

My sweet.

>You cannot possibly hope to understand our intentions and the consequences of your actions

Well they got motherfucking buzz aldrin, first man on the fucking moon to do a throwaway line calling some random kid his sweet

You must be incredibly simple if you think that's pretentious. Let me guess, you live in a flyover state with no exposure to media that isn't country music?

Wasn't Aldrin second?

Neither of these are pretentious. Stay in school and do better in English.

It is when the intentions are stupid as fuck and the consequences are minor.

But this moment in SS2 was amazing.

it's pretentious in the literal definition of the word. devs pretend the reaper's reasons are more complicated than they are.

>We are synthetic life that wipes out most organic life in order to prevent it from making synthetic life that wipes out all organic life

Dont forget the artistic integrity abuse and then calling everybody entitled

Just a reminder: that isn't a kid model. It's just the same model to the left shrunken down.

They also stole the background from deviant Art and slightly changed the color.

You mean never? Because nobody ever went to the moon. Try to think for yourself. Don't let ((((them)))) think for you

More like Shepard+Ryder.jpg

tell me about how shepard fucked that guy again, dad

Your joking right?

>kid is just a downsized adult
every fucking time

I love the fact that the "kid" in the picture is not even a kid model, is just a tiny adult.

Nope. Several things in ME3 were stolen directly from DA or even the first page of google images.

>tfw still haven't played Mass Effect 3 because it's on Origin and never on sale with the dlc
>tfw want to play it to complete the journey, but I know it's going to suck

Pirate it, user. Don't give money to them.

You can pirate it and super easily import your ME2 save no problem user
I played the whole trilogy over the past month exclusively by pirating it
Also ME3 isn't that bad until the end of the game. Literally everything up to that point, especially the Leviathan and Citadel DLCS are actually pretty fuckin good and the game does a good job of making your choices matter in the long run as there are actually bad endings to a lot of the outcomes, like Rannoch being impossible to resolve the best way if Tali or Legion are dead and you haven't made some other small choices

The [E]nd of YorHa

Stop breathing