How the FUCK do i pass the grocery store heist?

how the FUCK do i pass the grocery store heist?

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ECM rush

Just send Cory and Trevor so you don't game over if they go to jail
I can't do it with Ricky and Julian unless I use cheats to up Ricky's Self Control meter

I can't pass the tutorial

>make like a tree and fuck off

some1 help pls

Keep the safety always off.

How do people farm shopping carts so efficiently? I can take maybe 2 or 3 at a time but then I see a Bubbles player farming at least 6 minimum a run. It's bullshit.

>the stealth bit where you hide from Randy and Lahey

Easiest shit of my life, just put a cheeseburger on the other end of the map and its smooth sailing

Frigg off

Fuck guys i'm stuck on the propane explosion mission ricky dies every time.

oh look it's these cringe threads again

FUCK OFF YA CHEESEBURGER EATIN WALRUS

smokes lets go

you may not like it, but this is how peak performance looks like mr. lahey

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Fuck off over sized sweaty beach ball

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fuck off

FUCK OFF RANDY

Lahey > Ricky > Randy > Bubbles > Julian

fight me

Frig off randy

go away furry

FOR FUCK'S SAKE WHY THE FUCK IS THE ONLINE MULTIPLAYER DOWN?! FOR FUCK'S SAKE I'M PAYING 10 FUCKING DOLLARS A MONTH, I WANT MY FUCKING ONLINE MULTIPLAYER!

10 FUCKING DOLLARS A MONTH!

>mfw Conky bossfight

Fuck off inflatable Elvis looking motherfucker

fuck off hamburgler

are any of you guys playing the mobile trailer park boys game? its not very good but its something

WHAT
IN
THE
FUCK

i am right now actually. its okay ig
if youve ever played weed farm yeah i know its made by the same people so its the same basic gameplay. the only reason im still playing it is because timekiller and the boys

Guys how do I make sure weed doesn't get legalized? My whole build relies on weed being illegal to make more money.

fuck off randy

>not putting bubbles on the top ever
shit taste, frigg off

Fuck off Randy

How the fuck do i get past Cyrus at the Rush concert?

Personally i found the bossfight with randy in his underwear the hardest.

>it was merely a setback

lol pocket sand amirite guys?

Is the show any good? I just randomly watched some of the Europe one.

Tell him to stop being a fucking fonzie looking motherfucker and fuck off with the gun.

The oldest ones are the best. Try season 1 and 2.

Watch up to season 7, and the films, only watch the rest if you're really bored.

He just tells me "Fuck off, ive got work to do"

>Europe one.
what

early seasons were great, back when the show felt like a poorly made documentary about a bunch of petty criminals. the newer ones just turned it into a fucking sitcom. people will tell you the show went downhill with the netflix seasons but honestly it kind of goes to shit around 6/7. i will still recommend watching the first 3 seasons at least.

Might be a bug, he usually leaves after saying that.

I think he means this one.

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The Europe season is by far the worst season and isn't canon

the latest season was top tier though

personally i think the first few seasons are amazing. towards the middle they start to go down in quality and then a little more towards the newer seasons. the newest season i thought was great
>that wannabe cop randy
>clean lahey
>fucking motel
>HD HIGH DEFINITION 720P INCRIMINATING VISUAL EVIDENCE, VERY INCRIMINATING
the europe season sucked fucking dick though

Fuck off randy

The Europe one is terrible. Why would you even. Anything on Netflix is bad. Seasons 2 - 5 were the best.

>randy takes pants off
>OHKO
fuck this stupid game

I never watched Trailer Park Boys, but I liked New Kids and this seems similarily stupid.
I may give it a shot one day when I'm drunk.

I honestly felt like the show dropped in quality very slightly in season 3. Season 4 was legit awful. I dont know how anyone likes that shit. Season 5 was redeeming but it never gets back to where it was in season 2.
New seasons have they're moments but expectations are already low at that point. The scene where Ricky bargains with the FBI and whatever canadas equivalent is was hysterical.

FUCK OFF RANDY BOBANDY

go for it. Its great. Season 1 is kind of rough around the edges, much more enjoyable when you're already familiar with the characters. But don't skip it, its only 6 episodes and the show becomes substantially better by season 2 which i think is its peak

Was having shit taste a part of your plan?

Lahey is legit talented at acting like a drunk

>they patched the shopping cart farming exploit

Patch notes:
>increased the spawn rate for mall cops
>weapon accuracy further reduced

3 and 4 were the best seasons. They were funny I don't care if you thought they were silly.

Fuck off Randy!

>season 4
>awful
Now I'll accept that this is where things started to get really stupid (Steve French, Conky) but "A Man's Gotta Eat" is a fucking classic episode

Don't be talking shit about Conkey or Steve French

Conky is literally the funniest episode of the series.

How did you guys get Julians drink away from him during the last part of the main quest? I tried to pickpocket it but he always catches me.

I actually love those episodes, but they marked the point where the show started to get more ridiculous and lose the mockumentary feel, which is why I assume some people don't like season 4

No chance of that, it's part of his character model

i still consider 3 part of the golden era of TPB

>"A Man's Gotta Eat" is a fucking classic episode

Thats true. 4 isnt without its moments but i think its the worst of the first 5 seasons. Some of those episodes and plotlines just feel like some kind of bizarre fever dream. Characters act weird, it loses its ground in realism at times. It makes sense given what the show was going behind the scenes through during that period.

Some of the cast members have commented on their reactions when they first read the script of many S4 episodes and they were dumbfounded. I think it was the first time in the series where everything started becoming majorly scripted instead of focusing more on improv

you have to buy a couple herring from Phil and have Corey and Trevor throw them to make a distraction

Then, when the cops are arresting them, use bubble's cart to smuggle the booze out

Anyone find the samsquanch easter egg? I heard it's really fucking hard to find boys