That one mistake in gaming that made you feel like an idiot

>that one mistake in gaming that made you feel like an idiot
What's its name, Sup Forums?

Does this count.

>enter multiplayer game
>start chatting with people
>minutes later
>realize they're actually bots

Overwatch. I bought it. Extreme autism mode: I bought Origins edition because I thought that was the only way you'd get to play as Tracer, and thought it'd get me early access to the beta even though it was already in open beta at this point.

I keep buying games then never actually playing them, like the PS4 versions of Velvet's game and Nier

I went to every single room in the mansion at least 3 times each, searching for a place to put the books and get the medals.

Airship level in Ninja Gaiden, spent at least an hour or so running around the first half of the area because I didn't realise I could use a cable or something to shimmy along to the second

Also jumped right into a chasm and died after beating the skelly dragon, thought that was where I had to go

I tried to play NG twice and dropped it both times because I get lost in Tairon.

Magilou is unfairly sexy. Being that attractive should not be legal.

Letting Ajoa shower
Sparing Fortun
Maybe sparing the baby suids

flat chest

Magilous charm pointo are her armpits and smug attitude, could not care less about her breasts or lack thereof.

Velvet is pretty top tier too.

Magilou is top tier yet garbage compared to velvet.

>I don't like a trickster I like a motherly figure as my waifu
Oh user, how cute.

I want to lick Magilou's pits and leave a sloppy trail of saliva

fuck you
fucking snail fuck you too

>fuck you
Someone's salty. I was only telling the truth, user. Hehehe

I want velvet to be mad at me

Well she won't hate fuck you, user. Hehehe

>no breasts
>probably no ass or curves except some vague lips
I guess you would be happy if she had a dick, you boys-with-long-hair lovers.

There was a partin Horizon Zero Dawn where you have to deactivate a beacon inside a barn. I couldnt figure it out for an hour

You had to climb on vines to get inside. YOU HAD NEVER USED VINES BEFORE THAT POINT. I still feel retarded

I want Velvet to step on me.


post her feet

>*hips

Bloodborne. I made my way down to the door leading down to Old Yharnam, read the message that was on the door and for some reason thought it was a dead end and left. I didn't realize I should've gone pressed on until later while running around like a headless chicken. Not my proudest moment.

Disgusting feet faggot don't even mention her name.

Velvet is a whore

I beat Devil Survivor without realizing you have a pool of reserve skills. I thought you had to relearn them over time. Made later characters useless since I couldn't learn any useful skills with them and some of the earlier characters I was using didn't have the best movesets. It made the game pretty tough.

My only mistake is not loving the meme witch more

Same here. Ended up buying the item that opened the gate to the cathedral but returned to Old Yharnam before killing Amelia.

I played through Legendary in halo without realizing you could break shields with the plasma pistol.

I defeated every elite and what not with a combination of grenade throws and hand to hand combat.

I see yours is buying that piece of shit excuse for a game Berseria.

Is your mistake refusing to have fun?

I want to impregnate the witch

If I wanted a fun Tales game I'd play Vesperia, Eternia, or Destiny PS2.

Ubering too late in TF2 or failing as a healer in any other game.

Berseria.

Keep telling yourself that, newfag. God, I hate the fucking cancer the Graces-Xillia era brought into the franchise. These deluded autists actually believe they're playing good games because they've never played a proper Tales game.

Buying a Vita. I cant wait till all the weeb shit comes to my Switch. Thanks for beta testing sonybros. ;^)

I played almost every single tales game, nigger.

Is this Donte?

Buying SMT III Nocturne with a not backward compatible PS3

Didn't realized parry in MGR until the final boss.
Also

>Building fills full of flammable gas
>Thanks to my clever foresight, I am immune to the poisonous effects of this gas
>Go about my business
>About to leave the building
>think to myself "Hm, it's hard to see, I should light a flare"

Yeah...

Best part was, it wasn't hard to see because of darkness, but because of gas and red lights.

I should have killed jestah

>OG Max Payne
>that one hotel level
>eventually you're supposed to blow up this radiator or water heater for some reason to progress
>run around trying to figure out where i'm going to get explosives
>eventually realize what i'm supposed to do and feel like a complete idiot. "How silly of me."
>walk right up to it and do whatever
>Either I was unnecessarily right next to it or I was trying to figure out what the sound it was making was and didn't move away
>Remember it's about to explode
>I've made a mistake

Coincidentally, it didn't even kill me. I was left with a sliver of health and just dropped down to the floor below that it opened up after exploding.