What games let me hold my boyfriend?

what games let me hold my boyfriend?

None, because nobody wants to play either a woman/gay man and kiss dudes.

lies

Sup Forums help please. Asking for a friend

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>too big to be the small one
>too retarded to have human relations
>too disgusted by 3d of all kinds to actually want one past the warmth
>too generally unlikeable and boring to even start a friendship
I don't mind being alone I think
It's just the coldness, I can never be near someone and cuddle in to get warm and it just breaks me
please send help

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wow. OP here. i'm in the same situation. why i made the thread desu. hope you get the help u need

My help is unironic death I can't handle this life
Why couldn't I just like people
It's not enough that I actively hate 3dpd, I have to like a tiny minority of fake characters that's from an even tinier minority of real people in my country
I want to believe that if I started having original thoughts or figured out how to speak to people I would be able to get past my disgust and find someone, but I don't think I would
I think it's just death for me

i've been thinking about this a little.

let's say
> death is final/return to nothing
this is objectively worse than living my life then, no matter how shitty my life gets, there's usually the potential for it to get better or to at least eek out some happiness no matter how small
> death means some kind of afterlife
probably going to hell lole
> death means reincarnation
this splits into 2 categories
- reincarnate into an equal or worse life
i want none of these to happen
- reincarnate into a better life
this is what i'm hoping.

There's a final highly improbably possibility: that some breakthroughs in science or some supernatrual shit goes down meaning i can live forever, become attractive, get a boyfriend, and be happy. like need some knd of miracle senpai tho

so heh whatever

post butt nipplefag.

I'll be your boyfriend. Want to talk over a game of Risk of Rain?

I think when I die I want to die for good and not be around
I don't like the idea of an afterlife, really, I want to be gone from all the bullshit when I'm gone
Don't fancy hell though, I imagine it's less hot demons and more eternal pain and shit that isn't actually very hot when you're the one receiving it since masochism doesn't work in hell

Post email.

oh, uh, I gotta, go do a thing. Later.

Have a nice day user.

me

Tales of Zestiria

Get professional help for your issues, fags.

>using the f-word
who let Sup Forums in

>muh pol
shut up fag

>Don't fancy hell though

been thinking about this too. if reincarnation is real, then aren't we technically in hell? because no matter how successful or even happy you are in life it's generally shitty in the end. and if you endlessly reincarnate, well...

you get what I'm getting at. big "if" tho.

Ok haha, I don't have RoR tho. no PC yet, but am hoping soon. Have a PS4 and Switch. Can RoR run on Mac?
>inb4 bullying

but they're brothers.

>caring this much about the sexualities of other people you will never meet
You're not a fag, but you are retarded.

the board for homosexuals is another one m8

Op here. I replied to but I like you too. I guess you guys have to compete for me now

>complaining about faggotry on Sup Forums
I want newfriends to leave

The post implied their suicidal thoughts are issues, not their sexuality.

Are there any dating sims like Date Ariane only you play as a girl?

Noose

They're not. They just grew up together. They're canonically lovers and in a relationship.

I want a bf

This is the board for homosexuals. Is this your first day on Sup Forums?

Here's your help faggot

Let's date!

reminder otome games are patrician tier.

Gays have always been reviled here. Why do you think fags are so desperate to push the "traps aren't gay" meme?

Otome games are absolute dogshit tier. BL games are the only romance games that could ever be worth playing.

Wrong, newfriend. Gays have always been welcomed and it's generally assumed that if you come here you're probably gay in the first place.

Kill yourself, degenerate freak.

*rolls up sleeves*
hey homos. get out, this is a video game board.

t. homosexual

OP here. One of the reasons I have decided against suicide is to piss off people like you.

The other reason(s) are I don't want to
- go to hell
- stop existing
- reincarnate in an equal or worse existence than what I already have

haha r u me

You don't actually piss me off by existing. It's only when you ruin this website. Please stop that.

He has more of a right to use this site than you do, desu.

No one has a right to use this website, especially not rulebreaking homoposters.

Post cute gays

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Has anyone who's ever visited these threads not been a flaming homo?

OP here. i was raised in a pretty conservative household. i generally agree with the idea that in your face faggotry is offensive.

that said, i thought the pic i picked was inoffensive, and i am genuinely curious whether there aren't games that have cute gay relationships

I don't get it. homo's can get free bfs/hookups in a second using grindr or craigslist. stop whining homo's, you have it easy. women live life on easy mode, you live life on the tier after that.

Hookups are disgusting. Only shallow straight guys are dumb enough to think that being able to hook up easily is a good thing. I want to marry somebody I genuinely love, not fuck some jackass I don't even know.

>Implying anybody would marry you

Nobody wants a fat butterface.

My husbando since I was 7

>what are tinder and grindr
dumb homo

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What games let me have an orc bf

Probably because there are a lot of retarded autists that screech when there are any kind of people other than straight whites in their videogames. If you're looking for gay weeb games I'm sure you won't have trouble finding them.

OP again. as a homo, or whatever the fuck I am, i want someone who really loves me
> inb4 it'll never happen

>projecting
Half the reason I'm frustrated is that I get hit on constantly by """straight""" guys just because I'm thin and have long hair.

>wake up
>get mad at bf because he got up in the middle of the night, went and bought a small bottle of vodka, got hammered and went to bed the moment I got up
>play video games alone all day

Relationship life rocks.

All the guys on grindr are gross and ugly though

are you looking for someone?

Of course, that's why you're on Sup Forums instead of actually going out to meet anyone.

Yeah, but I'm just about out of hope honestly.

>Alcoholics
Why bother?

>implying gay people can just go out and bump into other gays
You're pretty stupid, user.

user, sit him down, talk to him, explain to him what he's doing to him body and let him know that you care and don't want to see him do that to himself.

>finally get bf
>he's into crossdressing cutebois up
>tfw he's also tall protective and caring
Well i finally did it bois

i happen to like skinny and long haired people. but we probably don't live in the same state. and we may not like each other. still a chance though

Link is not a gay
I repeat
LINK IS NOT A GAY
you are

Link is canonically gay. You'd have to be legit delusional to think otherwise.

Why is he always trying to save a girl huh?