My GF got me a Switch

My GF got me a Switch

What game should I get

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Snipperclips is really fun to play with your gf

bloodborne

this
is the best game to get sexual and cute at the same time.

the game of she has a penis.

lost

Sauce?

My GF

puyo puyo tetris

Well post more so i can stroke one out

snek passssssss

I wanna pet Noodle

DEM TITS
Post more my man

Pre-order Mario Kart while you can
BoTW is mandatory
Master Blaster is worth 10 bucks

that's all the switch has to offer at the moment.

One gf pls

I'm pretty sure this is a trap

...

That's some Russian chick on deviant art.

You are a liar.

If that is your gf, bang her one time for me pls.

slither slither

Well Google doesn't lie. Good job on the 10/10 gf OP.

I never quite understood her. Is she like, reviving those from uk kids?

>nice ti-
>yellow teeth
If that's really your gf and not a meme, get her to fucking whiten those choppers. They look like shit.

What? They look fine to me.

Look closely. They look yellower than her skin, and I'm not even zooming in and I can see that.

zelda since thats the only game switch has

I'm not seeing it, you might be trying a little too hard in a shitty thread.

Pretty girl, though.

That's what teeth look like when they didn't just start drinking coffee a year ago user.

You're american, aren't you

Which is precisely why I don't drink coffee, user. That and the apparent addiction coffee-drinkers suffer from.

Above collarbones > below

Anyone who disagrees is a barbarian, a neanderthal, or both.

And you're from bongistan, aren't you.

>My GF
maria-cherry.deviantart.com/art/look-311734932

K

Pretty fun so far and looks really good on the Switch.

She's outside, you autist.

No, also, no need to deflect, only people raised by television thinks completely white teeth look even remotely normal.

nah, he's right. but it's an american obsession, we've been brainwashed by toothbruch commercial and celebritys on tv. the full, streight teeth, that aren't white.

next time you bang her, can you have her moan andres for me? my heart would appreciate it

You morons. That's not my GF. That's just a generic picture.

How's Bomberman? Did the patches fix the online multiplayer?

how are her "meows", do you make her "meow" for you familia?

cool gf op

this

>I have plaque build up on some of my front teeth
>dentist appointment isn't until August

looks like mine

You should get the fuck out

that's a cool gf, you should eat her out as a thank you

It's the pink character. She gets everyone horny.

Why is this the only picture she looks attractive in?

laid
no wait, she should
that;s the same I guess

>this is my actual gf and you cunts will never be the wiser

she is not posing there, its a natural expresion, an actual joy.
rest is pure trash that tries to be artistic, shit artist no one will remember when she dies.

>tfw shot my cum on that gf before

POST RARE NOODLES

>tfw finally get cute gf but after years of porn and hentai my standards are beyond fucked and I will never be able to fully appreciate her for the beautiful human being that she is

>hurr durr i will never be happy look at me
no one believes you or cares.

Snipperclips
Snake pass
Puyopuyo
Zelda
Metal Slug 1 & 3
And Wonderboy was a pleasant suprise

I know that feel ._.

If you're really that upset about it I'll happily take her off your hands.

Boy oh boy do I know that feel

>constantly thinking about cheating or other girls despite knowing full well my gf is already out of my league

Love the animatons and the switching between graphics and audio. Really suprising this was made in 1989

>smoker
and into the trash

good quality