Well?

Well?

GTA V has good graphics.

What's even the point of the ADS mechanic in Bioshock?

Final Fantasy XIII has really cool character status screens.

Metal Gear Rising doesn't have Sam as its protagonist.

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BioShock Infinite has a great aesthetic

Fallout 1's writing can be pretty shit at times

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Brawl had some god-tier remixes and The Subspace Emissary was fun

Sm4sh has stupid shit like Smash Tour and terrible single-player modes

Breath of the Wild has......you know what? It has absolutely no reemable qualities what so ever
And since i'm already screwing the rules Gravity Rush 2 has amazing gameplay, story and girls

DMC:DmC had cool world design

Red classes (specifically Warrior) are unplayable in Dragons Dogma end game

>What is the Jetstream DLC

GTAV is good if you cheat.

R6Siege has awful netcode and lighting

League is a good casual containment game

EDF4.1 needs a bit more structures weapon unlocking.

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Dragon Age 2 did a good job at making the elves look more distinct from the humans.

While the hub music was pretty based, the pop music they play on a lot of the clubs and bars in Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines sucks ass.

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The Witcher 3 has a beautiful world

Final Fantasy XV has a weak history

Animal Crossing has a lot of charm
You have more luck dodging rain drops than completing some of the races in F-ZeroGX

Soulsborne games have really nice atmospheres.
Story in Super Monkey Ball 2 makes no sense.

>Say something good about a bad game
Super Paper Mario's OST is good.
>Say something bad about a good game
The fact that I can't get the chests when I'm in battle mode in Kingdom Hearts.

Don't give me none of that pussy ass text shit. Give me the real shit.

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Dear Esther is a decently pretty game at times. Somebody put some work into making it look nice.

The Last Remnant is needlessly complicated, and obfuscating its mechanics only makes that problem worse.

I like how there's different lines and weapons depending on which side you are on in csgo

Siege's netcide and hitreg are what's keeping it from being the best it can be.

The concept of exploring different Disney worlds sounds neat.

Panel de Pon's sequels each got progressively worse.

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Valve cares about DOTA 2.
Valve doesn't care about TF2.

I litterally can't think a good thing about Zelda (this isn't b8, never understood the appeal in a game where you're all by yourself in a world with no developed characters and everything else that moves will kill you with a touch)

Persona is too tits in your face

Mass Effect had somewhat fun cover shooting.

VtM: Bloodlines had meh combat.

Minecraft's mods are incredibly well designed and make the game live

PSO1&2 moveset was so badly designed holy fuck

I can't because I have great taste.
I can't because I have great taste.

Gee that was fun op, let's play again.

For all its faults, FFII is responsible for bringing many of FF's mainstays and the SaGa series to life.

Magic classes in FFT feel rather lackluster without the aid of Short Charge or Calculator.

So every game you don't like has no redeeming qualities at all, and every game you do like is flawlessly perfect?

I wish I was as stupid as you. Things would be so much easier.

Final Fantasy XIII had a pretty good soundtrack

Chapter 6 in Paper Mario sucks my dick

Name five games you like and you dont like

League of Legends is cleverly designed to be jist rewarding enough to be addictive without being satisfying.

Oblivion has a whole slew of mediocre mechanics, from combat to stealth to the wheel of passive aggressive small talk.

The actual battle scenes of Star Fox Zero are great

Spirit of Justice didnt use the Water Mirror gimmick to it's full potential

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Dragon Age Inquisition used in-world politics pretty well

Persona 4 Golden plot isn't that good and sometimes the cast acts retarded

Banjo-Kazooie Nuts and Bolts still had the massive charm you come to love in the series, those fucking TV show intro parodies were fucking great

The majority of the minigames in DK64 are fucking trash, your going to have a fucking stroke if you dont have save states

The voice acting for some classes in SWTOR is actually pretty good and the story can actually be somewhat interesting. I think playing a light sided Sith added a nice twist to the formula. (do they even update the game anymore with voice acting and shit, I can't imagine that being really viable for long term)


Metal Gear Solid 3 had meh to boring bosses aside from The End and The Boss, I felt especially The Fear is given the least amount of characterization and is too easy to deal with.

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I know. I'm saying its too short and it's not enough. Sam is way, way too fun to play as. Blows Raiden out of the fucking water.

>Enter the Dragonfly
>Music is still pretty good

>HZD
>Graphics are pretty good in photo mode

Gracias doctor.

I like to use big fucking guns against big fucking monsters in Monster hunter, it just feels right.

Fucking 1 hit kills are bullshit.

>The Subspace Emissary was fun
Don't fucking lie. People might believe you.

FF13 has a very nice soundtrack.
Ghost Trick has zero replayability.

I guess some people would like the neverending dirt plains of Fallout

Borderlands 2's class balancing is a fucking joke

Dark souls 2 has 1 cool boss aesthetically speaking.

Bloodborne's final 2 bosses before the first hunter and moon presence are pushovers but their stages are butt clenching hard on the first go.

I liked that hook thing in bioshock infinite.

I hated the game breaking weapons and the fact that the bosses were very easy in SotN.


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Can't agree with the second part. The Fury is my favorite boss fight in the series.

Borderlands 2 can fulfill that lootwhore urge and good porn was made from that game.

Touhou Hisoutensoku is a pretty unbalanced fighting game and the online is like Skullgirl's, where the only people you will find playing are people that play constantly and will wreck your shit. At least it's easy to get decent at. I miss Soku threads.

>So every game you don't like has no redeeming qualities at all
Why else would I not like them?

>and every game you do like is flawlessly perfect?
Why else would I like them?

Skyrim's combat and aesthetics are vastly better feeling than Oblivion's.

New Vegas' non-celebrity voice actors (AKA, most of them) are terrible, and the pacing begins to feel wonky once you hit outer Vegas.

Inquisition took the premise that was almost a background quality for side-quests in the previous games and ran with it straight to the finish line, and tried a lot of things that worked well, despite (personally) me not liking them when it's all in the same game.

There's a LOT of missteps in Andromeda in the writing and quest design, that I feel like I can only really look past because videogames never get good writing in the first place. Or because it makes me nostalgic for ME1 in the tone/theme/intro of the game.

Pillars of Eternity had gorgeous environments, I think the artwork in the world was fantastic.


New Leaf's dialogue with the villagers is pretty bland and I fucking almost never see two villagers talk. And every time I fucking do, my character is pre-occupied with the message of catching a fish or in a convo with another animal. I never once saw a convo between two animals.

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Rage had an interesting world

To this day i still curse the fucks at Ubisoft who thought the final battle of Rayman Legends was a good idea

Continue?987... has an interesting story

The Dirk gunman in Hyper Light Drifter is unbalanced, and the 'Don't Give Up' achievement is ridiculous

Diablo has a great aesthetic and music

Nothing happens in the first fifteen or so hours of Persona 3

SMT has cool demon designs

Bionis' Interior wasn't that good layout wise

Dead Island's maps were nice

System Shock 2's ending was fucking garbage.

Name 1 flawless game

Dark Souls 2 gave me more Souls to play when there was none.

Nier Automata's environments are pretty fucking ugly tbqh.

Ark has a cool concept and the variety in dinos is nice

NieR Automata needed to have more screen time dedicated to A2

Wii Sports

Bloodborne has a cool setting

Yakuza could use improvement in combat, namely the super armor and general enemy variety

Wrong

Wii Sports Resort is what you shouldve said

Mario Kart is a fucking blast with friends. The maps are really cool too.

Persona 5 hard mode is frustrating at times.

Diablo III has really good voice acting and sound design. Hearing Deckard Cain again just felt good

Ys Origin on Nightmare mode is just retarded, the last boss is impossible to fight without overleveling because you literally cannot get enough money to buy faster movement speed to outrun the vacuum attack

Thanks, doc.

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Dark Souls 2 had the best bosses

Demon's Souls was the most linear souls game

Golden Sun has nice visuals and music

Xenoblade Chronicles has a bad NG+ and keeping track of quests is hard.

Burnout Paradise had a decent soundtrack.

Stellaris has too much time spent fast forwarding during the end-game if you're not a warmonger.

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dark souls II powerstancing and dual wielding as an absolute massive improvement from 1 and it makes me mad that 3 threw all of it in the bin for dual weapons.

SMAC late game gets really annoying with the pop up messages all the time, and the meta really breaks the game and is easy to do.

H1Z1 is fun to watch.

Player unknowns battlegrounds has terrible desync issues.

All the little inconsequential NPC side stories in Trails of Cold Steel do a lot to make the setting feel more lived-in.

Far too many of the sidequests in Xenoblade Chronicles are MMO-tier timewasters and trying to clear them out just overlevels the player and ruins the game balance.

PUBG is exactly what I've wanted out of a Battle Royal style game. Jump in, grab a random spot of the map, loot away, fight it out, drop out when you die. The basic foundation is all there.

I wish Ivory Tower was better about balancing The Crew. It is fucking stupid for one car to be leagues and bounds better than every other car in any given class.

The art design in Final Fantasy XV is pretty alright sometimes.

The controls in Super Metroid could have been better.

Metal Gear Solid V, runs great/well optimized

Rainbow Six Siege, netcode is shite.

PMD Explorers of Sky has a really fucking stupid treasure system where you can't pay the guy to bulk open the boxes
Breath of the Wild......... holy shit lads I'm really trying here
>it has been 20 minutes
I give up. It's a unique take on the series.

Super Metroid.

Err.. Dungeons are too easy? Maybe?

That's not a good thing

FE Fates: Revelation's Corrin is good

Destiny's in-game story is still bad

For BOTW

Skyrim can be pretty.

dmc3 I find those archer enemies really annoying.

I really like the themes FFX was trying to go for, it almost makes me like it, until it makes me more depressed about what it could have been...wait is this good?

Mass Effect's last boss was a fucking mess

>Monster Hunter
The Levels are genuinely massive and the Monster Designs are great

>Resident Evil 4
RE 3.5 looked more interesting

My dick loves this but it isn't happy about it.

DK64 has a fantastic final boss

Tropical Freeze has a meh final boss, it should've been the polar bear from world 5

There's nothing good I can say about any of the Telltale products.

But I'm not breaking OP's rule because they aren't games.

Bioshock Infinite has interesting world design

Fallout New Vegas is outdated, boring and choppy without mods

BOTW was my disliked game

Counter Strike has a respectable skill curve that if you put the time into it you'll see noticeable improvement than from which you started.

Faster Than Light's developers didn't do enough with the game. It could have had an excellent 1v1 system where instead of the mother ship at the end you fight the other player. It has a lot more opportunity for content that wasn't taken.

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Thanks doc

thanks doc, I haven't had a dose in a long time and you wouldn't believe the shit I was seeing.

You can punch a boulder to comedic effect in Resident Evil 5, which brings a modicum of joy into my life.

The level where you get the Jupiter style in Gravity Rush 2 is downright awful.