Thoughts on Paladins?

Ying from Paladins is very sexy. I want to have sex with her.

Unfortunately, she is not real.

agreed

paladins is way more fun than overwatch

i believe you, but i still wouldnt want to get invested in another hi-rez game

>jew-rez

>SFM porn never

only paladins character people talk about.

There's a fair amount about, you just have to search the right places

>tfw no porn of Ying wearing that costume

is it a unspoken requirement that fps-mobas have to give you eyecancer?
Fuckin repulsive

One of the first posts has to be about how the game is better than Overwatch.

Maybe its time to put away the salt.

How many slut skins are in the game?

What I found crazy was just how idiotically large the hitboxes in Paladins are. Like Overwatch is already pretty generous for a shooter, but holy shit Paladins makes it so you have to be borderline retarded to miss half of the fucking characters

>le cuck meme

I'm unconvinced. Try again but without the cancer.

Not only did the post above it call it an OW clone, but why would an offhand comment about how good it is compared to a similar game mean someone is "salty"?

Maybe you're irritated and projecting?

what does my random unrelated filename have to do with my webm...

I wish my friends that were playing paladins said the same. Every single one of them forgot hi-rez was hi-rez.

Drogoz from Paladins is very sexy.
I want to have sex with him.

pretty cool game, i don't play much because i'm not a big fan of teambased games.

i enjoyed this game more than Overwatch when i tried it during the free weekend. i feel like there's more oppertunity to carry your team on Paladins, i liked the health regen, and i liked the mounts.

apparantly it had a big hacker problem though because of shitty anti cheat

paladins has some pretty annoying bugs and server instability that makes it a real headache sometimes, along with a shitty currency grind to buy the loadouts you want. but the base gameplay is far more enjoyable than overwatch. meanwhile overwatch is the more stable and "safer" pickup (albeit paladins is f2p/p2w).

i prefer TF2 to both right now though, so i'd rank them:
TF2 > Paladins > Overwatch

oh and Pip was my favourite nigga, he's listed as healer/support but i played him as a flank/healer hybrid and often did more dmg than the ADCs.

No need to be salty about it.

yea pip was super strong and could 1v1 almost any champion in the game uncontested.

they nerfed his flank/1v1 capabilities a bit but he's still a super strong pick because they buffed his ability to heal teammates, and his CC ability is still top notch. he did work at the recent LAN.

>played Paladins for more than one hundred hours on steam
>still can't play well with a single flank character

I like it a lot. It's fun, creative and free, what more anyone could ask from a game?

Need to learn to play with at least one flank though. Also, I want to marry with Maeve

>still can't play well with a single flank character
Try staying on your horse and using the third person view around corners to your advantage.

you can only post in this thread if you have paladins.guru ELO over 3k

isnt paladins guru inaccurate as fuck? when i still played a bunch it said i was in the top 1% of K/D, and 0.1% with some other stats. nevermind maybe it is accurate since i am a videogame God

As accurate as it is it's still a made up system that has nothing to do with how the game calculates its own ranking. I reached 2800 ELO in about 130 hours but I'm sure that the game doesn't rate me as high.

>As accurate as it is it's still a made up system that has nothing to do with how the game calculates its own ranking.
yep but casual doesn't have an ELO system in paladins, and since nobody cares about ranked they just reference guru.

>I reached 2800 ELO in about 130 hours
pft i reached 3000 in 90 hours

>Her

implying she is real enough to self identify as female.

I thought i was the fox mcloud player now i stand corrected...i dont know why it so few pip players.

Is salt/frustration level the same as OW?
I literally can't stand Blizzcucks shitpile at this point.

>reading doujin set in medival china
>its some weird trap shit, not even reading to fap but because the story is so weird
>one of the characters is a goddess called ying who uses a mirror
>the doujin was released 2 years ago and "ying with a mirror" is not a meme in chinese mythology
>tfw hirez took a character from chinese trap porn

I like that the game remains robot and gay free