What street fighter character would you play based on these descriptions alone?

What street fighter character would you play based on these descriptions alone?

Juri is cute

i only play shotos because idk how to play any other char
when other person jumps i dp thats really it

I only play grapplers cause combo are too much work

Akuma

>Leave SFV to me

I don't understand any of these buzzwords

Jurifags are unapoligetic waifufags. 2 discords and literally no one plays this bitch in the game.

BTW I take offense at sonicfox being associated with FANG. Xian was more successful with him AND better known for playing him.

Oh wow, a list created by a Ken player. Isn't that cute?

>tfw only jurifag without foot fetish

juri. reminds me i should masturbate to some foot porn

Ken is the most fair and balanced character why else would he get 300 damage off a safe overhead.

It's actually ironically mocking ken players, google chris tatarian 9-1

I must be the other ranger in that gif shrugging with you

Necalli. I have a bad memory.

Vega best boy, best fighter and best Spaniard.

Normies like Laura?

I havent played SF in a very long time. Is that old fire guy on the bottom row a new Dhalsim? I'd pick him, because Dhalsim is the best.

the one with the best ass

>that ken bio
You're supposed to be more subtle than this

go to your locals/majors and see, most played female character by normies and by a large margin

if they dont release him or he sucks im quitting this game

>tfw Bipson player
Yeah that's me, the other list was also me

Ibuki

Incidentally, when I do play it's as Ibuki

Thunder thighs. If I'm going to play a shitty fighting game, I might as well have something to jack off to (also I actually like her moveset).