If Sup Forums were a girl, would you still be into gaming?

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No cause I'd be really bad

I'd still be playing games aka whoring myself out on Twitch.

No I'd be too busy sucking dicks, making stupid attention seeking posts on social media, and whoring myself out to play silly games

Yes but I'd show my tits/attention whore for free games while I'm at it.

probably
im already a gril btw

Hey how you doing?

This. I distract myself with games because of the fact that I CAN'T indulge in those preferable activities.

What's stopping you from doing that right now?

Don't trigger user, you woe

I am not a girl nor am I attractive enough to have people buy stuff for me.

So nothing will change?

LONDON

This. Just the thought of being able to whore myself out on a daily basis makes my dick hard.

Only for the money of thirsty neackbeards

>be a girl gamer
>competitive as fuck and years of experience playing fps, fighting games, rts
>give no fucks about streaming or making money on twitch
>have big tits,athletic build and japanese
am I doing it wrong?

Me too, man. Me too.

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I like to think I would

though if I was a girl I'd like to be cute

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Also kys roastie whore unless u date me ;3

I call bullshit. I refuse to believe that any woman is this perfect.

You could easily be showing up how much better you are than the other streamer whores, but do what you want anyway.

I'd want to play videogames with my bf.

Whos hand is that?

I wonder what it's like to have a lewd body and walk in public knowing you turn everybody just walking

This pretty much. If I was a girl I would be a prostitute.

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hers

if only this was Sup Forums maybe

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I love misogyny. I'm glad I found a place that encourages it and practices it with me.

>Be Korean
>Move to New Zealand when you're 3
>Hate it here, want to go back
>No friends, don't know any English
>Parents feel bad about making you move, buy you a Sega Mega Drive (Genesis for you Americans)

Being a girl had literally nothing to do with me getting into video games.

SLUT

How long since you started hormone replacement therapy? Got any tits yet?

Pretty much this. The second thing I would do as a girl would be wearing a mini skirt and riding the bus/train, lots of fun.

>It's a "old ugly fucks bang a cute girl" episode

I imagine masturbating and dicksucking would get boring quickly, so yeah.

Gonna have to call bullshit on this one.

Me on the right

who wants to be my gf?

wouldn't her shoulder have to be slouched then?

Skirts are shit tier.
Jeggings master race

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what are some videogames

Maybe if you're gay.

>Become a tiddy streamer

I would be rolling in beta bucks

source?

Why is Colin Mochrie molesting her?

nigger

Is that Honey Select?

Is the Dlc out yet?

Fake and gay.

>be girl gamer
>not competitive but I play some fighting games because my older brother played them, even though I'm trash tier at fighting games
>don't want to stream because I have a stutter
>flat, fucking short, and from L O N D O N
Am I doing it... right?

Your face is fake and gay.

Nevermind you might actually be a woman with that response.

Would it kill hentai artists to draw flat girls who aren't lolis?

UGHH SHOW US UR PANTIES

How short? Could you pass as a loli?

definitely a bitch

Maybe.

Welp, summer is here

>flat
>short
>british accent
I'd hit it.

Same but I'd be wearing those really tight yoga pants girls use.

>flat
you're doing something right

>competitive as fuck and years of experience playing fps, fighting games, rts

You'll never be anything close to male level in any of these, unfortunately.
I feel genuinely sorry for female competitive gamers, you can train 16 hours per day and some lazy-ass guy will still dumpster you. I know two different girls who have experienced precisely this, specifically in FPS games

Anyway let's see the tits

If you're cute enough people wouldn't mind the stutter, white knights would probably back you.

If you're real, that is. I haven't found a female streamer that I find fun to watch yet, though, so I can't give you any advice by example.

LOOOOONDOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN

How can people be so pathetically desperate? Every time a girl shows up you all spill your spaghetti like you didn't even know they existed.. I've seen this happen 100s of times and it never ceases to amaze me.

This. I don't think I'd enjoy video games if I sucked at them.

>flat, fucking short

If you're a woman that's just cute. As a man though you're the one girls point out and laugh.

5'0, I'm 26 and I can still occasionally get a child's fare on train journeys.

You might actually be a retard.

Are you in mishigan?

dark matter is at least mid tier

...Kiwo?

Definitely an attentionwhore, and/or so dumb that they don't realize being a worthless autist with a stutter while having a vagina is endearing to the vast majority of men.

>""""training"""" for videogames
>""""competitive gaming""""
>""""E-Sports"""""

People like this actually exist? Why don't you allocate your efforts into something useful?

>I'm a 20 male
>reaction time of ~350 ms according to tests

Do you have a single fact to back that up?

No man can comprehend such a question because you would not even be close to the same creature you are.Just like a woman cant comprehend being a man.

Were barely the same species.

Yeah, you are here.

>muh stats, graphs and data!!

kek

I'm still trying to figure out how anyone can hate New Zealand.

Reaction time is retarded, theres this thing called muscle memory which can be developed with training or just do the same thing over and over again, like most guys addicted to games do.

You posted this

I'd be a pornstar getting DPed by BBC every day and make semen my diet for every hole

>he's mad because e-sports players make more money than him

Literally the same species.

No one would want to watch me anyway as I'm abysmally bad at any kind of FPS or fighting game, and the games that I do play that I'm not bad at are relatively bad games for streaming.

The only reasonably competitive female streamer is dragonslayr/ajcel, who is a master-grandmaster DPS player in Ogrewatch
She's also a hambeast though

Yo it ain't a well made show or anything but putting LEXX in garbage tier is just flat wrong.

ITT: ERPers

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Not an argument.

Would get to know/10

I'm more mad that there are literally whos sitting in their bedroom, talking into a microphone videogames and memes and making 80,000k a year.

You'd be surprised. People do watch other people eat on the internet, after all. But maybe that's just me.

Sure, might not get a ton of views for those who stream FPS and all the other heavy-hitters, but you might hit a niche.

>150ms reaction time on a 20 year old male

fucking kek
try 250ms, even more if you're not accustomed to shit like videogames or sports

GO HOME
GAMER GIRL

>2017
>still believing in the summer myth
Kids don't magically vanish when the summer holidays are over, user nor do they lose their internet access.