Things you can say to Sup Forums but not to your girlfriend

Things you can say to Sup Forums but not to your girlfriend

I lurked for 2 years

DOTA 2 is a shit game.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Say hello to my beautiful wife

I love you.

Futa is not gay

not video games

At least I have you.

Overwatch isn't a good game, and the story is SJW pandering to the maximum.

"You were there for me when no one else was"

You are worthless, and have ruined me. Now I'm not a normal human anymore.

"You exist"

...

Dark souls lore is non-existent and the gameplay sucks

Also, stay off Tumblr, it's a shitty site where turbo-autists all share their stupid AU's and circle jerk one another.

your waifu is shit

Final Fantasy is shit, specially compared to Dragon Quest

She's not only a big fan of the franchise. Also was born the same day FF 1 was released on Japan

Long time no fucking see.

Games are real

You need to lose some weight.

A coworker sucked my dick today. Could have fucked her but we where in a place where I wasn't particularly inclined to have sex in.

You suck

:(

i'm going to impregnate your boipussy

fag

hello you exist thank you for being there for the most trying years of my life which has been every year since 2009 and making me feel acceptable and not autistic and not a disappointment to everyone

newfag

I know that, I never said I was an oldfag senpai

Anything

ill never leave you

UUUUGGHHHH THICCER

I want to fuck that ___

You're a stupid worthless faggot who has no life or friends you sack of monkey shit. Do the world a favor and go kill yourself and maybe your dead corpse can be useful for compost.

You could say that to your girlfriend.

If you have one. I don't know. I'm not a mind reader.