TAKE ME DOWN TO PS4 CITY

TAKE ME DOWN TO PS4 CITY
WHERE THE GAMES ARE BAD
AND ONLINE COST MONEY

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*does pc masterrace solo*

OH WAIT I JUST BOUGHT A SWIIIITCH.

WELCOME TO THE XBONE
WE AIN'T GOT NO GAMES
YOU CAN WATCH TV ALL YOU WANT
OR STREAM IT FROM A PC

That didnt work at all

I WANT TO SING ALONG TOO
EVEN THOUGH I DON'T KNOW
WHAT SONG IT IS
GAMES ARE BAD AND I HATE THEM

shannnna shannnna shannnna peeee ceeee shannna nannna peeee ceee UH I WANNA PLAY PEEE CEEE!

Half of these don't even rhyme

OP rhymed "city" with "money", this thread doesn't have high standards for what works.

>nintenbro's faces when they remember that they'll be paying for shitty Nintendo online

WELCOME TO NINTENDO, WE MAKE G-RATED GAMES
IF YOU WANT ENGLISH DUB, BETTER HOPE IT IS DONE BY THE THAMES
WE CENSOR SEXY GIRLS SINCE OUR FANS ARE ONLY TWO
SO YOU CAN PLAY MARIO BING 1UP WAHOO

HOW CAN THIS BE
I FAINTLY RECALL PLAYING ONLINE FOR FREE
NOW I SEE A MONTHLY PLAN IN FRONT OF ME
FOR SEVEN BUCKS AND 4K LIES
WHAT A SURPRISE

Welcome to Sup Forums
It gets worse here everyday
Ya learn ta live like a shitposter
On the internet where we stay

not bad

>can't even rhyme it properly

YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB

JUST A SONYGGER LIVIN UNDER THE STREET I'M A
NECKBEARD THATS TOUGH TO PLEASE
IM YOUR SONY SHILL
AND I DO IT FOR FREE
THEYLL PAY ME AT ANOTHER TIIIIIIIIME
ILL RETURN IT AT THE END OF THE LINE

wew lad

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
THE PS4
HAS NO GAMES.

Can't wait until September

WHEN I WAS

WE'RE HALFWAY THAY-YER
WHOAA-HO
PS4 HAS NO GAMES

AND I AM STIIIIIILLLL
WAITING FOOOOOOR
GAMES FOR PS4

SONYGGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME
THEY COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS NO EXCLUSIVES REACH PC
SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES OR STRIKE A VIOLENT POSE
MAYBE THEY'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE BUT NOT Sup Forums

CANCER IN MY BUTT
AND LOW FRAMES
THE PS4 HAS NO GAMES

Games for gold
Always believe in your soul
You've got the power to know
You're indestructible
Always believe in, because you are
Games for gold

It's "and I still haven't found," you fucking retarded faggot

nice

NINTENDO'S TIME IS NOW

I WUNNA GAME!! I WANT TO GAME!! GAME!!! I WUNNA GAME!! GAME!! I WANT TO GAME!!

I HAVE TITS LIKE A BITCH
AND A $1000 RIG
SIGN PETITIONS EVERY DAY
PRAY FOR BLOODBORNE ON PC
SHITPOSTING IS MY STYLE
CAUSE I GOT NO GAMES TO PLAY

WELCOME TO PEECEEE
WHERE EVERYONE HAS A SMALL PEEPEE
WE CALL OURSELVES THE MASTER RACE
YET WE ALWAYS BEG FOR GAMES BECAUSE ALL WE HAVE ARE MOBAS AND INDY SHIT AND WOW RUNNING AT 150FPS, 2000 DOLLARY DOOS WELL SPENT

*Fedora tipping solo*

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE CONSOLE CITY WHERE THE GRAPHICS SUCK AND THE FRAMERATE'S THIRTY

talk about being btfo

F-R-E-E, that spells free
Credit report dot com baby
Saw their ad to check my score
Cuz there are no games on my PS4

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
THE JEWS ARE GONNA RULE ME
I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
GOT MY MOM TO BUY ME A PS4
LAST ONE IN THE STORE
NOW I'M BROKE AND ALONE
SOCIAL LIFE: DEAD

WELL
THE GAMES START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
OH WAIT? FOR THE PS4?
THEY HIT THE GROUND RUNNING
DIDN'T MAKE SENSE TO PAY FOR ONLINE
GTA5 IS A HOPELESS GRIND
SO MUCH TO DO, SO MUCH TO SEE
SPOTIFY KEEPS GLITCHING OUT ON ME
I DON'T SEE THE POINT ANYMORE
I WANT MY MONEY BACK AND MORE

HEY NOW
YOU'RE A BROKE GOY
GET YOUR GAME ON
GOYTOY
HEY NOW
YOU'RE A BROKE GOY
GET YOUR CASH OUT
GET PAID

NOW MY NEETBUX WILL BE PAYING
FOR A BRAND NEW PC
HIGH-DEF GAMING

I've got no games in me
I have no games in me


Some other platforms might have a little bit more games than I do,
Better graphics too (maybe)
So post the gold face and shill shill shill like the way you do
Its me and you boy

And as the years go by
Other games'll make you cry
You come to see its our Destiny

Still I have no games in me
Yes, I have no games in me

Bums and poos and piss and pee all you you have to do is play with poos and pees and then you get goos pee pee poo poo pooey pee poop YAyyyyyyy

1
2
3
4
I DONT WANT YOUR CONSOLE WAR

Haha I couldn't stop laughing. Well meme'd OP. Nintendo wins again.

This thread is a fucking tragedy.

'CAUSE IT'S A BITTERSWEET SYM/V/ONY
THAT'S LIFE
TRYING TO PLAY ON PC
TRYING TO FIND SOME MONEY
THEN YOU DIE

I'LL TAKE YOU DOWN THE ONLY ROAD I'VE EVER BEEN DOWN
YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT TAKES YOU TO THE PLACES WHERE ALL THE NEETS MEET, YEAH

NO CHANGE, GOT NO CHANGE, GOT NO CHANGE, GOT NO CHANGE
BUT I'M HERE, SHITPOSTING
I AM HERE, SHITPOSTING
AND I'M A MILLION DIFFERENT ANONS FROM ONE DAY TO THE NEXT
I CAN'T CHANGE MY MOLD, OH NO
OH NO NO NO NO

WELL I'VE NEVER PRAYED BUT TONIGHT I'M ON MY KNEES, YEAH
I NEED TO HEAR THE HUM OF THE XBONE RETICULATING SPLINES
I LET THE GRIM AND GRIME TAKE OVER IT AND I FEEL FREE NOW
RED RING OF DEATH GOT ME CELEBRATING WITH METH

Bad thread.

I'M A Sup Forums USER
I'M A SHITPOSTER TYPE GUY

I'VE GOT ANOTHER BULLSHOT TO MAKE
YOU'RE MY FOOL
EVERYONE'S HOPING FOR SIXTY FRAMES
DECEIVING YOU

I still don't know what song is this

Faggot.

Just terrible

When I wake up
Well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the user crying over you
When I give up
Well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the user giving up on you
If I get drunk
Well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the user drinking over you
And if I murder
Well I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the user getting the last "fuck you"

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the user
To walk a thousand miles
To kill Tabata dead

DA DA DA DA

THERE GOES F-ZERO
WATCH IT AS IT GOES
THERE GOES F-ZERO
IT'S DEPARTED

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
BECAUSE OF LOW FRAMES
THE XBOX ONE
HAS NO GAMES

...

90% of Sup Forums seems to have a very limited sense of rhyme and rhythm.

Also may not even have heard the original song.

youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ

youtube.com/watch?v=Rbm6GXllBiw

Quit pulling stats out your ass

Did you even read the thread?

Any excuse to let your own standards drop

JUST A PS2
GAMES FOR ME AND GAMES FOR YOU
HE TOOK THIS LIBRARY AND PLAYED
AAAAAN-YYYY-THIIIIIIIING

your meter is trash, apply yourself

TAKE ME DOWN TO PS4 CITY
WHERE THE GAMES ARE BAD
AND THE FRAMES AREN'T SIXTY

Is this a Sup Forums musical thread?
Some of you need to time the words better.

you were close bit your second line is off
8/10

this is objectively the best as far as rhymes go.

I once knew a sonigga whose real name was William
His primary concern, was making a platinum
Being the illest achievement hunter, that PS ever seen
He used to fap to Hatsune and sniff panties in his dreams
A corrupted young mind, at the age of thirteen
Nigga never had a father and his mom was a fiend
She put the hype down, but for every year she was sober
Her son's framerate simultaneously stooped lower
He started raging out, shitposting from the projects
Checking the PlayStation work, looking for indie game prospects
He was fascinated by technical specs
But he understood games were upscaled upon inspect
He built a library 'cause he could pirate and steal
But got a letter from his ISP once and didn't hesitate to squeal
So Sup Forumsermin he chilled with didn't think he was real
You see, me and niggas like this have never been equal
I don't take my post purchase rationalization out on other people
He fiended for plats like addicts with pipes and needles
So he felt he had to prove to everyone he was evil
A feeble-minded young man with infinite potential
The product of a Sup Forums-bred sonybro mental
Coincidentally dropped out of school to play need for speed
Dancing with the devil, smoked until his eyes would bleed
But he was sick of paying for online which needs to be free

Oh baby baby
How was I supposed to know
Kickstarter's full of liars
Oh pretty baby
I thought "this one might, be dope"
Then I was scammed by kikes, yeah

If I leave here tomorrow
Would you still remember me
For I must be travelling on
cause there aint no games for PS3

I JUST WANNA PLAY VIDEO GAMES

apparently he's dead now

TAKE ME DOWN TO PS4 CITY
WHERE GAMES ARE MOVIES
AND ARE RATED AS SHITTY

Yeah died car crash last year if I remember correctly

shitty fucking meter

I laughed too hard at that one.

You'll take my time and my money too
Your games are shitty and they run like poo
So when you're waiting for the game's next patch
You understand the game's total crap

The notification chimes and the download begins
In this console war no on wins
the smell of shitty games and 30fps
as PS4 plunges into certain death

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WHOA OH OH OH OH OH OH OH

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH