Back in the day

>back in the day
>brother hogging the playstation all day
>insult and mock him when he loses until he freaks out and starts crying
>mom tells him to go to his room because he takes games to serious
>mfw

Worked every time.

You're a horrible person. I'm so thankful that my brother and I got along well and supported one another rather than having or being a piece of garbage sibling like you.

A friend of mine had the same TV as my brother, so we would take his remote and randomly switch the channel on my bros TV when he was playing vidya. Shit was hilarious. Literally pee'd myself because I was laughing so hard once. If smartphones existed back then my bro would have gone viral.

Did you guys suck each others cocks too you fucking faggot?!

I wish

No, but unlike you I had an enjoyable, well-adjusted, and fulfilling childhood and adolescence.

>tfw your sister doesnt want to play games anymore

We used to play mario party

Big talk coming from someone who sucks dick for fun.

I feel sorry for you.

Me and my bro pranked each other constantly in our youth and we love each other. We still reminisce a lot about all the stupid shit we did.

>Still play a bunch of games with my twin borther and a friend who I've known since first school

Feels good man.

But deep down you both probably hate each other, so I win.

>responds to posts trying to be someone else
I feel sorry for you too.

Nice projection

Sad cunt

Where did I try to pretend to be you? Are you stupid?

No, because real men bond over things like banter and pranks.

Faggots like you wouldn't understand though. Pic related, it's probably how you look, Mr. "enjoyable, well-adjusted, and fulfilling childhood and adolescence".

>have half-brother 20 years younger than me
>his/my parent(s) are opposed to video games and won't buy him any of his own
>he only gets clothes and shit, can tell he's a little disappointed but the dapper lad has been raised well and thanks everyone properly
>take him aside afterwards and tell him I'm giving him all my old consoles (SNES, N64, PS3 and PS4) as well as his own TV and that he can keep them at my place until he's allowed to bring games into dad's home.
>live within 10 minutes of him so he can come and go as he pleases and play vidya
>never seen a person, adult or child, so happy before in my entire life
>little guy comes by at least once a day to play his games since and views me as a God

There's a catch, right?

The catch is he'll grow up to be a loser

Big talk coming from a bipedal bitch.

yeah, he has to tell dad we're out hiking/fishing and shit and only gets to play the games I choose for him but like I said he's very well behaved so doesn't mind in the slightest

also the little shit is gonna have to take care of me when i'm old because im not planning on having kids of my own

That's gay. I'd play sex with mine.

I know that feel brah
>Be 21
>Wanna play games? nah I gotta get to attend college then work
Now she is just a normal that reads and shitposts on facebook all day

Yeah, he has to suck my dick at least once before I let him play any of his games at my house.

this

It would be funny if it was actually true, not even fucked up despite the wincest and homo.

Also he has to wear tight jeans shorts and a croptop

>tfw your older brother told you that he is lonely and hates everything just like me and we should hang out more often
That felt genuinely nice. He is the last bit of my family that i actually care about.

user is actually hoping to create his own boku no pico type situation. Let's hope he delivers.

>Sup Forums is so socially retarded and corrupted by the internet they can't imagine a healthy family relation anymore

Hey man you're the one exchanging video games for sexual favours, don't project that onto us.

It is just a joke.
Not everything is 100% corruption and degeneration, user.
But since people here is anonymous, they can easily make all kinds of outrageous claims and fucked up situations.

go away