Are you guys ready for the future of videogames?

Are you guys ready for the future of videogames?

kickstarter.com/projects/841671625/perifit-s-1-pelvic-floor-trainer


"pelvic floor trainer"
We got us some dildo gaming

Also it's controlled by your vagina fyi, the controller is the dildo

Thanks, now I feel discriminated for having a penis. FUCKING MATRIARCHY REEEEEEEEEEEEE

females ruin everything. always.

I'm not sure if I should invest honestly. This seems like the kind of thing that could blow up. I mean look at it. You could have an ass-controller game too and all the memelords would buy one

Wow, how sexist, how is a anti-patriarchal biological "male" supposed to play this?

shove it up your ass

Sexism is about power relations. Sexism against males doesn't exist since men hold all the power.

Guys....you have butts you know.

But seriously what even is this outside of a kinky sex toy?

Butt muscles are way stronger. You'll be topping the leaderboards in no time. As usual, females can't compete.

technically they're right that it's a vagina trainer. you have to squeeze down to control the whatever on the screen. It WILL probably build muscle while getting them off

But butt clenches tho

Your sphincter is only at the entrance to your ass, your colon has no contraction muscles you sexist pig.

Anatomical illiterate gtfo

Educate me...and I mean that seriously

Thats good

Hello, everybody my names Markiplier and welcome to pain in the ass 2, as you can see I have the XL controller setup and ready to go. Took me long enough to take Jacks cock out first but hey. Let's get this show on the road!

Chad warned us. We didn't listen.

Why didn't we listen?

We can get this but not my butt plug woofer?

>when a crowdfunded toy for vagina physiotherapy is more of a video game than anything telltale produced in over a decade

IMAGINE

It really isn't a bad idea since lots of chicks do this anyway. It's an interesting way to abstract this exercise. That being said, I'm not sure that women under 200lbls will be interested in playing games to strengthen their vags.

>Mobile
Of coursse

Telltale just GOT SMOKED.

This guy dropping truth napalm on the board

FUCKING

PHONEPOSTERS

>kickstarter
not gonna waste money if is not a porn game where the dildo simulate every thrust the virtual dick makes and release fake cum directly up my ass.

>tfw I can't play phone games with my bad dragon

w-would something like this make me better at sex

Can't wait to play WarioWare: Shove it Up Yo Own Ass Game on my phone

HARMONY HARMONY!

>no rectal control support
Shit game.

can i play it with my ass?

You have to buy the ass DLC

Fucking Dildostop.