Meet my girlfriend Ciri, and I'm about to met her parents tommorrow at Corvo Bianco vineyard in Toussaint

Meet my girlfriend Ciri, and I'm about to met her parents tommorrow at Corvo Bianco vineyard in Toussaint.
Any serious advice Sup Forums? I'm kinda nervous since I have no experience about these sort of things.

about to meet*

call her adopted father a whoreson and stare at his wifes tits.

But that's rude! I wouldn't get out of there alive if I did that.

the whole family is heretical whoresons, next you'll be telling me you ploughed a fucking knife ear!

I'm in no mood for jests, Ciri is no knife ear!

no, shes half a knife ear who spreads her legs for any man who hangs around long enough!

Don't joke about killing yourself, OP. It's not healthy. We're here for you always.

>shes half a knife ear
Perhaps her great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grand mother.

>who spreads her legs for any man who hangs around long enough!
I'm her first.

uhhh that's MY girlfriend though wtf fuck you

>I'm her first.

==HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HOHOHO!==
Who told you that porky pie mate?

I know Sup Forums will always be there for me but why would I kill myself?
I'm happy being at Ciri's side patching her wounds up after her monster contracts.

I swear on me mum mate.

>why would I kill myself?
It's a one way ticket to Balam- I mean Novigrad.

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BACK THE FUCK OFF??

Is it worth it?

Do it

get a life fgt

At best you will end as a ghoul at worst as a peasant.

Always knew ciri was some badly written Mary sue

Tell her adoptive white haired father he sucks dwarf cock. Also heard her adoptive mother used to get her ass whipped like a novigrad whore.

>scar

Warranty voided, would not kiss.

granny Ciri looks just like my aunt