You're walking down the street and officer dva tries to arrest you

You're walking down the street and officer dva tries to arrest you.

What do you do?

I have sexy with her.

fucking koreans
is what i would do
fuck you

Tell her to fuck off

ask her to get that knee checked out.

She can drag me off of a Korean Airlines flight, if you know what I mean.

>no short pencil skirt with pantyhose

Repeat "I am a sovereign citizen! You do not have the right to touch me!" is a shrill girlish voice indefinitely until she tases me.

Id rather take officer chloe

>pants
>not a skirt

dammit blizzard

Cops dont wear skirts

Point and laugh at her tiny boobs.

korean cops do

>not enjoying ass forming work pants

None of the other girls wear pants.

Holy shit you're right

Sounds very ineffective though

I thought this was a new outfit. What is this from?

>put your fat cocks where I can see them

Have sex with her and make mixed race children that become student council presidents and get into great universities and have succesful careers.

Fuck her in the shitpipe.

Koreans belong in the trash.

AM I BEING DETAINED
I WAS TRAVELING
I AM NOT user THE PERSON, I AM user THE BODY
I DO NOT CONSENT

fuck the police
i mean, literally

The American dream right there.

Much like their women

good news you just have to play the worst game blizzard released to get it

Call her a starcraft poser.

I ask her if I'm being detained

then I piss on her

Next weeks reward for the Nexus Challenge. Just requires you to play 5 games of quick match in HotS with a friend.

Pin her down and mating press her

i put my fat cock where she can see it

Distract her with a bag of doritos and some mt dew

Under a microscope?

LOOOL

FREEZE! PUT YOUR FAT COCKS WHERE I CAN SEE EM!

>Unshelf Katana
>Telephone behind her
>Decapitated before she can even react
>Mount head above fireplace alongside other qts
>Manufacturer a line of D.va sex toys and love dolls using molds of her body and orifices
>Make millions off the rabid neets who can't get enough
Nothing personnel, kid.

get triggered by it

So, the only mad are liberals, trans, faggots, muslims and niggers.
God, neat idea blizzard.

*unzips pants*
you don't need to worry, i have my own nightstick.

>muslims
well i guess I'm in the minority of a minority.

This is an actual representation of a libertarian

I can't wrap my head around these people.
They don't like cops and they think only cops and criminals should wield guns, so what happens when they're in trouble.

I AM THE SENATE

*woarghagragrhgahrg*

I was just borrowing those games to see if I liked them

Sovereign Citizen**

It is the Libertarian who has ascended to the next level, basically the Super Saiyan of ideological positions.

#bluelivesmatter

>That voice
>That face
>Cute girl in uniform

Get a boner

Beat the shit out of her
fuck Korea

AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

mindbreak her with my cock

They're a lot like pol aren't they?
They're mad over a generalized class of people that they've never really met or had any problems with but as soon as something has something to do with them its crime by association.
Also
>Cops are class traitors
What the fuck does that mean, being a lawman has always been an elevated possition like doctor and soldier. Unless its a upper class twat larping as an anarchist rev.

Shoot her in the face. Fuck the police.

Nothing because she's not real haha

>it's a Patlabor reference
wtf I love Overwatch now

>Unless its a upper class twat larping as an anarchist rev.
It always is.

they are mentally ill.
it's that simple

Not anarchists.
Communists.

>those usernames

Its a reactionary movement. All feeling, no deep thought.

I bet if you tell them that each cop is an individual that thinks like them and even breathes the same air like them you'd either blow their mind or make them go for a rally to segregate cop air with people air.

how is it a patlabor reference
it's completely different

Yeah I was thinking that but it doesn't make sense either since as I said, lawman is an elevated status. They're not the common man they're the "I worked fuckhard to get to this job" like a doctor or a military officer.

>Play with 5 friends to unlock this skin

>zero friends that play HOTS

that lil police lady hat is cute as FUCK

why don't murrican cop ladies have those and pencil skirts?

it'd be an improvement, more crimes being committed just to see cute lady cops arresting people

someone, please!
dump cute lady cop pics!

You only need one friend, you have to play five games

"Yer like a little bunny... scurryin' around, eatin' up yer lettuce and berries!"

Just spam lfg in chat and you'll be paired with OW nerds trying to get the skins

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lie prostrate and spread my legs

They see police as a tool of "the elite" to suppress black people, basically the hand of the bourgeoisie, whoever that is in this case.
Plenty of the antifa people and such come from
middle or higher class themselves.

So are those marks on her face tattoos or what?

Do the sirens actually work? as in there's a light flashing?

Not sure if i should download HOTS for this or not

You know what I find funny is how enlightening it is.

Because you know all those highly regarded revolutions in france and russia(at least they like it) was so funded by the people who would end up on the chopping block because it was the "right thing to do".

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Bow down to my new asian goddess

Comply and suggest a cavity search

>Unzip cock
>Justice ain't gonna dispense itself.

*it was a hologram*

BTFO

make a funny scream

Fuck, I didn't want it but since it triggers people I guess I have to play their shitty fucking moba trash again.

No one with reason is going to argue against the necessity of police to enforce laws in our structure of society. And it isn't illogical to criticize an institution that you may rely upon.

PUT YOUR FAT COCKS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!

>still closing the wrong eye
One would think Blizzard would fix something so obvious.

>Didn't play HoTS the last time they did this because fuck Genji and fuck ASSFAGGOTS
>Now it's actually a character I play
>And with a good looking skin (Why the fuck does the police robot look better than the military robot though?)
>And it's pretty much exactly the same as the Olympics skin which was the only one I never got during the olympics event

FUCK

I-I only have one

>Sounds very ineffective though
>more movement for legs
>not as warm
Some construction workers and garbage men
here in Sweden wear skirts.

>Sweden

Why am I not surprised?

>tfw long pencil dick

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Fucking why? I can kind of understand cops and maybe garbage men, but construction workers? Aren't they worried about the dress getting caught up in something? Do shorts just not exist in Sweden?

punch her in her stupid face

Well, she has like no ass whatsoever so it can't hurt

>have to play heroes of the fucking storm for this

christ I'd rather pay the 3000 coins I have saved up

>Tfw know at least two girls think I have a great cock
Weird compliment but I'll take it.

Can't wait to get this skin and trigger faggots and niggers.

Cartoon girls telling that to you in your fantasies don't count.

Back in February in some state in Brazil the cops there went on strike for like a week and the entire place descened into anarchy with violent crimes everywhere.

I know its >Brazil but there are people in the "civilized" world who thinks Cops arent needed

Only subhumans and cucks don't appreciate law enforcement.

>play Officer DVA
>shoot Lucio on sight

Fuck you!

>play officer dva
>only shoot winstons