You are tasked with Trailer Park Boys: The Game

Whats the gameplay?

GTA 5 style, all 3 have character specific missions

seems like the only option.

Same Telltale series creators of the borderlands one

This, plus:

>Weapons are 2% accurate. You mainly use guns to scare people into running away from you and to stop them shooting at you. If someone does get hit, it's in the ass or in the foot.

>GTA style wanted system:
>1 star is Lahey and Randy
>2 stars: mall cops/security
>3 stars: George Green
>4 stars: smart cops, Erica and Ted
>5 stars: a swat team actually shooting to kill

>the plot is advanced like in saints row games, by doing enough side missions to raise cash and gain connections
>stealing shopping carts, BBQs, lawn furniture, taking office supplies and car stereos
>each character has a specialty
>Ricky can bluff his way out of wanted levels, but is clumsy and prone to falling over or accidentally discharging his gun
>if his shirt gets snagged on something it stays ripped for the entire game

I would want a proper tpb adventure game, not telltale shit

TPB is shit

literally every season is the same fucking thing

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fuck off

make this happen asap

fuck off

Not the first 3

And the first season is shit

The show has two decent seasons. What a great show lmao

Weird how the last season was good, probably because there was no Lucy.

Point and Click adventure

>Last mission has you just running from endless cops
>You get busted
>Go to jail
>Credits roll

This honestly sounds alot better than gta 5 i would play the shit out of it

Knock knock

Thats my favorite season, take that back you tasteless hack. Season 1 and 2 have acting convincing enough to make me believe the documentary, and the cameras are characters which gets forgotten later unless its for a joke. All the jokes were funniest the first time.

You forgot one very important mechanic that can make this concept a 10/10.

>To lose your wanted level with Layhee, you pay him $100 to fuck off

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>each wanted level can be discharged if the right conditions are met

>wanted level immediately discharged if you can ambush the police/mall cops with the bottle kids

it's great when there's minimal bubbles

TPB has Sam-squantch and conki, it will forever be top tier.

>not created for people whose sensibilities match my own
>shit
this is a failure of society

who's the best TPB "villian" and why is it sam the caveman

What is this show?

I really, really love this show. But I dont understand how people's favorite parts are what I consider the unfunniest shit.

good show about petty criminals in a nova Scotia trailer park

>not Cyrus

Trailer Park Boys. Three guys commit crimes to raise money, get chased around by the drunk trailer park supervisor and his shirtless boyfriend.

that user just has shit taste
Conki fucking sucks

Drunk Lahey Simulator.

Just like Goat Simulator. But have an alcohol gauge and the drunker you get the less the missions make sense. If you reach maximum liqour level you gain super powers.

hello ricky

Simpsons Hit n run reskinned

done.

I liked Conki, because he was avenue in which Bubbles could vent the frustrations that he had pent up for so long. Plus he had some good lines

The conki episode was great fuck you.

>how are you going to dance your way out of this one julian? dirtily?
conki is pretty great desu

The episode is great for everything not related to conki. The puppet itself is not funny, ricky treating it like its a separate person is not funny, bubbles crying at everything is not funny.

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100% agree. Conki episodes are not a good time.

>the camera is controlled by an actual NPC who can get shot or knocked over

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Whatever happened to the baby that Randy and Lucy had? It just kind of vanished.

Randy gave it up for adoption because they couldnt raise it properly iin the park

do you guys think they would fuck it up if a TPB game was ever made

I don't know why I liked this show so much, it was only occasionally funny enough to make me laugh out loud and it's not like there's some great plot.

I guess there's just something incredibly charming about it for some reason.

>Ooooooooh mmyyyyyy Juuuuuuliaaaaan, myyyyyy Juuulian you're so fuckin' sexy in Roadhouse!

Getting better cameras was a mistake

canadians cant into games

They'd have to do it like the ghostbusters game. That is, voice actors and writers from the actual show. That way even if the gameplay ends up ass you still have basically another season of TPB.

SEASON FINALE

FINAL OBJECTIVE
ESCAPE FROM DRUNK LAHEY