Meanwhile, at Kanto Sup Forums

Meanwhile, at Kanto Sup Forums...

Would you download a Porygon?

What's with the fucker in Pewter telling me I should face Brock before I leave

I'm not even a trainer, I just want to see my wife's son

you kanto be serious

Brock is your wife's son.

You killed it.

>YFW they let a nigger be a gym leader
At least its funny to watch him be the worst one.

I've been stuck in this dojo for 3 days
send help

Johto > Kanto

FUCK
OFF

UNOVASHARTS

who the fuck though thought a giant downhill cycling road was a good idea holy fuck ive seen so many mangled child corpses

I HATE THIS TOWN! I HATE THIS LIFE!

PLEASE MAKE ME A HANDSOME JOHTO BOY IN MY NEXT LIFE!

Anyone here believe in ghosts?

You guys are alright

Don't board the Magnet Train in Saffron tomorrow

Have you been to Lavender Town?

Shits spooky, bro.

>live in saffron city
>want to go fishing, take a shortcut through vermillion city
>there's a fatass fucking pokemon blocking the entire pathway
>why doesn't the government take care of this shit, fuck
>decide to go biking instead
>mfw snorfuck part 2

That white hand on your shoulder isn't real.

I hit some pink thing with my truck. I don't know what it is, can someone help?

>Live on cinnabar
>surf is in a fucking safari accross the ocean
>only attraction is a gym i can't enter
>dangerous mansion is the only place to get pokemon
>even if i get to the gym i can't leave

i hate this

Going on vacation to Alola soon, anything I should know?

Dude, you ran it over when you parked your truck. It's dead.

Hey I heard there's some weird versions of our Pokemon over on those islands? You think it's true?

>want to be a captain
>spend years training on boats
>hear that Vermillion city is the place to be for boats
>got a port and everything
>eventually work my way up to captain
>move to Vermillion city
>literally cant fucking sail anywhere because theres land on all sides
>mfw

The bike thing is a bridge you retard.

>He didn't get tickets for the S.S. Anne
>He couldn't buy a bike

Poorfags
When will they learn

I've been there before. There's a Dugtrio with long hair and a flying Raichu.

Shits weird

bridges dont have grass and ponds on them

>doesn't know that Cycling Road has a drawbridge
How did you become a captain again?

>get through bridge
>huge wall of ocean rocks block path
>crash ship
>die

Some fat black chick just broke into my car and ran off.

I hate this town.

>get a comfy as fuck spot just above cerulean city next to a lake.
>some low level pokemon around so hopefully some trainers will come
>Trainers come close by and I spot them.
>They always freeze on the spot then fly off before I can even reach them.

>live in Fuchsia city
>new trainer, just starting out
>got my level 5 squirtle sent in the mail
>decide to take on a gym
>instantly destroyed by level 35 mon
>ok maybe i need training
>go to the nearby route
>instantly lose to level 30 mon
>drop all my money
>cant even go to safari zone to get strong pokemon

i hate kantofags so goddamn much

Whats with those Johto fags telling everyone that Golbat somehow evolves by happiness? Now our turism is deader than ever because everyone thinks we mistreat our pokemon!

I just got from a remote region called Alola.

My Meowth evolved there and got this ugly round face and dark fur.

I suppose I should still love him...

>have Golbat
>have had him for years
>mutual unconditional love
>closest bond
>one day turn on the TV
>reporter says that they've discovered a new region called johto
>apparently theres 100 new pokemon there
>look at golbat
>hes now pic related

hold the fuck up

Man I wish I was in Johto.

That happened to my Eevee

Wasn't playing on evolving him. THen one night I read online about that, turn over and he's all black

>why doesn't the government take care of this shit
You liberal faggots are the worst. Pokemon are not what we need to be spending more money on right now. That's all we ever fucking spend money on. It took us six years just to build a shop that sells clothes to people.

ho-ho-Hoenn is better

>all those weather problems
No thanks

>Gen3 map
Fucking disgusting

>tfw we discovered Johto
>Then Hoenn
>We've had equally advanced human societies not even that far from each other this whole fucking time

What pokemon do I emulate?

I was thinking about HeartGold but that shit bugs out on my emulator, black pixels everywhere and eventually the screen just freezes.

what the fuck

sounds like you went on a weedle trip man

>What pokemon do I emulate?
How do you use animals with an emulator user?

>vermillion city
>supposedly an international port
>landlocked by neighbouring cities
Fuschia makes more sense as the port. A lot more sense actually. Lt. Surge would make for a cool 6th gym boss.

Go for Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow and Silver/Gold/Crystal, user

Also get Project 64 to use your mons from those versions on stadium one and two, and make sure to name your pokemons

You know what's really funny about those island retards? They think Exeggutor is a fucking dragon type.

some of you are alright, don't go to slyph co tomorrow

>grow up admiring Lt. Surge
>train to be super tough trainer like him some day
>finally challenge the gym one day
>roll Surge's entire team with a Sandshrew
>feel like I could die happy right then and there as Surge hands me my badge and shakes my hand
>come back the next day to watch a match and maybe say hi to Surge
>watch as his entire team gets steamrolled again by a Bulbasaur
>suddenly realize my hero is nothing but a jobber and my greatest accomplishment in life so far is bullshit

Is there any gba or ds hardcore rom?
Like with integrated nuzlocke rabdomized etc?

I know fire red roguelike is one... crystal hardlocke too. But I need roms not individual games

I want to fuck white korra

I heard that if you smoke a certain type of Pokédrug while you're in the Safari Zone you're going to get so stoned you'll start seeing numbers and shit if you walk around town afterwards.

DUDE HERBS MAN
DUDE
WHY WOULD YOU USE POTIONS MAN IT'S NOT NATURAL
WHO CARES IF IT TASTES LIKE SHIT
DUDE

I hardly remember anything about red and blue. Fuck it has been so long.

How many fucking poison types are there in this shithole region? I want to go back to Johto

Who here /COOLTRAINER/ ?

>go to get a starter
>Oak pulls out these lame looking reptiles

I don't really want any of these, i'll just have a family member from somewhere else mail me a pokemon egg.

>he doesn't want the dragon
What are you, gay?

So how does the S.S Anne get out of Kanto again? Oldfag but this map design was as dumb as it gets.

>Cycling Road is a huge steep hill
>Yet there are ponds all over it
How does the water stay where it is...

No gyms

>friend wants to get into this whole pokemon thing and battle with him
>i tell him no as I got better things to do
>he insists that I should at least know how to catch a pokemon I ever stumbled upon one
>whatever
>go for a swim later
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Someone should fill the rest of this map in.

That piece of shit? I saw someone accidentally knock a pebble into it and it instantly died. It's not even Dragon type. Maybe I could move in with a relative in Sinnoh and get that giant turtle instead

/ENGINEER/ is what its about man

...

Hey guys, you'll never guess what I found behind the truck near the S.S. Anne

>giant turtle
My friend had one of those. One day in flurried and the thing instantly died

If I were you, I'd go for the monkey or penguin instead

what would you prefer, some faggoty mammals?

Maybe I'll just go to Johto and pay some guy to get me one of those weird sheep. It can charge my phone or some shit.

I hauled another six Magikarp today! Man, I'm gonna make a killing off that dude who keeps buying them for 490 pokedollars.

No game was as comfy as getting into Kanto and arriving at Cerulean City at ingame night time.

I caught a gold Magikarp once

It was delicious