Please rank the Metal Gear games from best to worst

Include spin offs please. Rationale for said ranking is also appreciated

t. Kojima

PW > 1 = 2 = 3 = 4 = TPP > GZ > PO

3 =2 > 1 > PW = 4 > V > PO

Peace Walker is all you need.

how did dunkey get such a qt. i mean she's only a 6/10, but he's like a 3/10 so he's still doing well

Well look at the way he dresses and look at yourself

YouTube money, good personality. Probably makes her laugh. That'll go a long way, especially with some notoriety behind it.

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It's really REALLY not that hard to get an average looking girlfriend.

All you need to do is try more than not at all.

Because normal people don't walk around rating people on a scale out of ten. They form relationships based on emotional chemistry, sometimes those relationships can become romantic or sexual.

i love the dunk but goddamn he really let himself go.

when did he get fat exactly? I think the fat reveal was his metal gear rising video. so around 2012 is when he really started getting PHAT. Also around the time he blew up so. FAME MAKES U FAT

>6/10

That's generous. Look at her face, she has those witch proportions. She'll look like an old spooky hag in a couple of years.

But yeah, she is still better than him. They match each other well though.

>doing well
Dude makes six figures on his charisma alone. He has millions of followers and subscribers. If anything, she snagged him before he realized he could be plowing 9/10 fame whores and gold diggers.

>Not fat
I win every time

Mgs is OK

>reddit filename
>eceleb shit

when he hit his 20s and his metab slowed down

3>4>5>2>1>>>>>Revengeance (But it's not my type of game anyway)

That's all I've played

3 has the coolest setting and best hype
5 has amazing mechanics, how is the multiplayer?

>how did dunkey get such a qt.

By talking to her?

>i mean she's only a 6/10,
>he's like a 3/10

Not sure what you're basing this on. I see couples like them all the time.

>I win every time

Well apparently not, because he's the one who has a girlfriend and you're the one asking how to get a fucking 6/10.

3>2=1>GZ>MG2>5>MG>PW>PO>>>

>using "hype" as a descriptor of why a game is good

Please kill yourself m8

Pic related is obviously the official Sup Forums rating.

Kek

He ain't fat anymore.

it's usually rated the best

>It's a Super Mario 64 (Ep. 20) episode

It's good! The only problem is everyone uses the cloak and I'm not good enough at the game to counter it well

3>4>2>1>MGR>PW=PO>V

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He's secretly a Chad

you need to chill

>Because normal people don't walk around rating people on a scale out of ten.
I don't mean to burst your bubble or anything buddy but the average person is not a sensitive buttercup who thinks everyone is unique and special in their own way. They're people who look at you and make judgements. Like every human on the planet.

Rising>>>>>>>PW>4>>>>>>>>>everything else

Leah has a very underrated ads. Rustled my jimmies that dunkey gets her to brap on his face.

Don't hate on him because his fashion sense is hotter than yours

Source on her anus?

Just go to PAX, they're always there.

shes an anorexic with a personality of an 8 year old

Dunkey is charismatic, and he's not that bad looking for a neckbeard.

>how did dunkey get such a qt.

Lol no. They are the most 'even' couple I've ever seen. Not even jelly in a bad way, I feel good for him.

I want to play with Leah's clit while I shove my tongue into her asshole -- to be honest.

MGS1 > MGS3 > MGSV > MGS2 > Ghost Babel > MG2: SS > MGS4 > PW > MGR > AC!D 2 > AC!D 1 > MG1 > Portable Ops > Snake's Revenge

You really need to take the age old advice of not putting pussy on a pedestal.

>disgusting face
>horrible personality
>purposely talks with the voice of an 8 year old
I mean I like dunkman so if he loves her power to him, but he could definitely do better than an ugly, obviously emotionally damaged slag.

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