SURVIVAL

>SURVIVAL
>CRAFTING
>OPEN WORLD
>EARLY ACCESS

>Already has "fully-working" online multiplayer
>In reality said multiplayer is more unstable than Minecraft Alpha 0.0.15a_01

the worst are 3D survival games and not 2D.

I'd rather play fuckin edge of space or planet centauri than 3D survival/crafting shitfests.

>immersive
>story-focused
>casual

>PROCEDURALLY GENERATED
>ROGUE-LIKE
>ROGUE-LITE
>TAKING THE SERIES BACK TO ITS ROOTS
>IT'S LIKE [GAME] MEETS [GAME]
>RETRO
>NOSTALGIC
>8-BIT
>EMERGENT
>THE CLOUD

>A LOT OF GAMES TRY TO BRING BACK THE ROOTS OF X
>BUT DON'T WORRY, WE'RE DOING IT RIGHT AS WE HAVE MEMBERS OF THE PROJECT ON OUR TEAM
>literally just the fucking janitor from the last game studio

>It's the Dark Souls of X

>CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE

fucking this, why are so many game like this nowadays. Its getting way too old.

>it's Dark Souls meets x

>it's another indie platformer with a little bit of randomly generated content and permadeath calls itself a roguelike episode

...

>we're going back to our roots

>It's not a remake or a reboot, it's a re-imagining.
>No, I will not explain the difference.

>A lizard and a bat

>We've assembled a team of video game veterans
>80% artists

The best part is how they will never, ever go beyond early access

How far can you get without rolling you eyes

>SPONGEPOSTER

Could you dictate your post to me in text so I can read it with my Braille touchpad?

>crowdfunding
>indie games
>San Francisco
>pixel/retro art style

I made it to zombie.

>Female Protagonist

>indie

>female protagonist

>Metroidvania
>Roguelike
>retro, pixel platformer
>cinematic FPS
>"That will revolutionize the X genre"

Jesus christ, it's almost satirical how ridiculous this has become.

Do blind people still roll their eyes serious question

I just googled it and read it with my braille touchpad and they can, but often choose not to because they can't see shit and wear sunglasses.

>diversity
>never seen before
>anything is possible

It says: "Days Goneis anopen worldzombiepost-apocalypticaction-adventuresurvival horrorvideo gameplayed fromthird-personperspective"

>A game like never before...
>Build a never ending playground....
>"I like it"- some random guy
>Expansive
>REAL SOCIAL EVENTS
>Microtransactions
>New mobile game tie in app
>Early access
>Multiplayer up and running
>Will go f2p when finished
>Buy the founders pack for crystals and bonus content!
>Zombies with new intelligent AI

What is the next big trend going to be?

What if she has big tiddies?

It says: "Days Gone is an open world zombie post-apocalyptic action-adventure survival horror video game played from third-person perspective"

It's honestly the holy grail of what people want in a game. Some reason people demand zombie-themed games. And because each iteration get's closer to "right', the demand never really wanes.

And as far as "right' goes, look at the most popular of this genre. Each one appeals in one of these main aspects. Minecraft has high player creation potential. Rust has ganky combat and sieges. Rimworld is a living breathing "roguelike". Ark has dinosaurs and on and on.

This genre's not dying because no game is going to satisfy every aspect at the same time. If you can make a game that successfully appeals to multiple audiences who value these specific gameplay characteristics, you will print money.

Great post, fuckhead.

what if HE has big tiddies?

>Blind
>comes to an IMAGEBOARD

>PIXEL GRAPHICS

...

instant disregard for any game that does this

>we're goin back to our roots
>they fuck it up and make it feel like a shallow copy
every time

>Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series

>the art turns out shit
WOW

it's like the video game equivalent of the four horseman of the apocalypse

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Open world.

could feel the urge at open world, eyes were midroll by the time I read "zombie"

Can you imagine what people could make if these guys got together with artists who make crap like NitW? They might actually form a single, functional development team that might actually make a game worth playing!

How else are two bit devs supposed to get their money from dumbshit kids, user?

>BRINGING X TO A NEW GENERATION OF GAMERS

I wonder who's behind this post

Brought to you by the people behind Bubsy 3D.

>plot is literally "an ancient evil awakens"
>returning the series to its roots
>open world
>food system, weapon durability, and other survival game gimmicks
>its actually GOTYAY

>cinematic
>we want the ______ audience
>wider audience

At least the zombie fad is over.

Hey, don't hate on all pixel graphics.

>Halo killer

...for now.

>STREAMLINED

>SURVIVAL
>CRAFTING
>OPEN WORLD
>it's okay when Botw does it

I would rather have that back than what we have now

Hey so what is the current video game trend now? Before it was FPS and zombies all over what now?

open world shit and moba

Because BotW supplements its core gameplay of combat and puzzle solving with it instead of making "go get 5 wood sticks and 10 rat corpses then build a shitty shack to hide in for 15 minutes until the sun comes up" the focus.

wait, how does that work? I thouhht blind peopleneeded to touch braille to know what it said? I have I been wrong my whole life?

>redefines the genre

BOOTS ON THE GROUND

VISCERAL

GRITTY

>"10/10"--IGN

How many early access games have actually gotten out of early access?

>Letter in the title is replaced by a number

>Crazy
>Stylish
>Character-action
>Made by Platinum

BotW barely has any survival or crafting elements in it.

Hero shooters with moba mechanics.

Verdun, Kerbal Space Program and Minecraft are the only one I can think of right now.

the devs always "release" the game but it's never much different from the early access phase

>pirate game
>get caught and have to apologize in person to the CEO of the company and the developers who worked on the game

>Deacon
FUCK THAT GAME

well this interview is concluded, you're not a good fit for this position, user.

It means that the original series isn't shelved
Just an alt universe
Unless it's successful, then it's the main series now and you can choke on it

I've come to realize as how awful all these combinations are, in the end it's still a better option than weebshit.

>UNITY

He is right. The release is basicly "fuck this, I'm out" kind of statement.

So what buzzwords are good if you want suckers to fall for the crowdfunding meme, but don't want to use these overused ones?

MOBAtrash

Just use the overused ones. Plebbitors still eat that shit up.

That's a remake.

"Spiritual successor"

Underrated post.

>build a never ending playground
>Playground Simulator 2k17
I'd play it

>breathing new life into [shitty old series]

What's her name

>returning the series to its roots
>the people who say this never actually played the first game but pretend they did

>We're going back to the series roots
That's fine if done right
>While also targeting a new audience
Now that's a red flag, if new people want to play it they will, no need to pander.

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This is why Dark Souls should just die already.

An ungodly mix between cartoony class based shooters and mobas on one end of the spectrum and ebin open world survival deathmatch games.

It's the Dark Souls of automobiles!

>From the producers who played [game title]

>tags : walking simulator
>review from I'mWithHer2016 : THIS ISN'T A WALKING SIMULATOR YOU MISOGYNISTS

You might think I'm exaggerating but this is exactly what I saw on some faggot early access game about walking through a procedurally generated empty commie-block modern architecture city.

>4 horseman of apocalypse
How would they look?