Finish game

>finish game
>start looking for r34 of the characters

...

>start game
>play for a few hours
>spend the next few days scouring wikis for lore and spoiling everything

why do i do this

>pause game to look up r34 of characters
Whats her name Sup Forums?
FE awakening and Persona 5 for me

>find r34 of game characters
>start playing the game

Now you can only fap to characters from games you've actually played

How do you do?

>pausing

pokemon y

>about to play game I've never played
>"yo I'm about to play (said game)
>some asshat I don't even know spoils the ending
Why is the human race so cruel?

Well, I've played Touhou. I'm set for life.

>never play game
>constantly jerk off to it's character(s)

>Get stuck at end
>Angry cuz I can't fap to the characters until I'm done the game

I'm glad I'm not the only one that suffers from this retarded shit

wtf i actually do this. i thought i was alone

I'm sure a lot of people have with this shitty game.

>mfw this is the motivation I use to finish games
>tfw I never finish a game unless I plan to use it as fap material

R u me

>Use Sup Forums as your personal blog
>Surprised when people don't like that

You deserve it

>clothes take damage in Nier Automata
>immediately find myself fapping to 2B porn

This is a patrician fetish.

>never even heard of the game before
>probably will never play it
>look up R34

>>never play game
>>constantly jerk off to it's character(s)
Hello Overwatch

we're thinking men bro

>it's a "plebs pretending to be pratricians" episode

>Haven't finished game yet
>Really like the music, look some of it up online to listen to
>Try to avoid spoilers like final boss music or "[unexpected character] boss theme"

>Find a new game character
>Jerk off to doujin
>Play game
>Not interested in the girl anymore.

I do the same thing...I think its because I dont really mind spoilers that much

Guilty with those fucking senrans

I do this but only at around 50% through the game or more if it has a complicated story or isn't translated well or is just obtuse at storytelling.

>Just bought Bloodborne
>Was a few months late because I didn't have a PS4 when it came out
>Haven't even started playing yet
>Watching some Souls-related video
>Recommended video: Bloodborne - Gehrman the First Hunter Boss Fight OST

Every time, every fucking time.

Well, almost every time.

>find game
>jerk off to the characters
>play and finish game
>never jerk off to the characters again

What game Sup Forums?

>we love older women

Where can I find such amorous illustrations

>jerk off to porn of characters
>then play the game

The game of life user.

>want to look up r34 of females from some franchises
>not willing to wade through the guys to see it

Curse you, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

>play Japanese game
>beat game
>find ending unsatisfying
>spend hours on wikis/internet trying to find info that may not have been released over here for better closure on the characters/story

>Watching someone on twitch completely unrelated to popular thing you want to play/watch
>Some rando whispers you rattling off spoilers for no reason

why?

>only knew of games existence from r34

Akatsuki Souken

>can't fap to r34 of the characters unless I've played through the game they're from to gain an understanding of their personality

Krystal, SF Assault.

Fucking boob armor. Damn exquisite fap, though.

Shante

>see character on Sup Forums
>jerk off to her r34
>play her game

Gravity Rush

Capacha is Games For Sale

>hottest character has very little porn
>everyone focuses on the one character you hate

>can't fap to characters of a game I played
am I the only one?

What is Kantai Collection

>Feel guilty about fapping to certain characters because I know their personalities

>Character you like is so minor that there's almost no art of them, lewd or otherwise

>look up inFamous
>expect Kuo and Nix lesbian
>get NOTHING but Cole gaysex

>Knowing about the plot of a story lowers it quality

Spoiler autists are irrational and stupid.

>look for r34 before finishing game
>get spoilered

danbooru has done more for the sales of kantai collection than anything else

Bioshock Infinite, for me. I saw lots of clone/gangbang stuff with Elizabeth before I made it to the ending.

>look up soundtrack before finishing game
>'___ Dies - [Game name]'

>Gundam
>Kancolle
>Fire Emblem
>Pokeman post G/S/C
>VC
>FNAF
I regret nothing.

>spoiling the music for yourself instead of hearing it in the context of the game
Why?

Idolmaster
Overwatch
Touhou
Street fighter

name one game

>find r34 of vidya character before knowing who they are and that they're even a video game character
>end up playing their game and its good and also said character ends up being waifu material

What if I'm halfway through a game and just want to properly listen to the tracks I've already heard?

>cannot fap to characters belonging to games I've thoroughly played
>cannot fap to characters I consider bros
>absolutely cannot fap to Link, not even 63'd
>Sup Forums constantly posts girly/shota/trap Link
>every site I frequently also inevitably has it due to BotW surging the series' popularity

It's a personal kind of Hell.

>Finish game
>Cant find r34 of this character

>play game
>stop around middle
>look up r34
>get spoiled

>finish game
>look up doujins for the series
>it's all NTR or rape

see a board on Sup Forums about game
reverse search for names
add r34

those futa on futa gifs and images by liza of her are pretty good

>not knowing Akechi was the assassin

>fap to one of the characters
>loads of stuff for them
>play the game
>one of the other characters is so much better and the one you fapped to is actually pretty boring aside from the design
>there's practically nothing for the other one

>play game
>best girl that is actually a characters has little to no r34 while the generic kirin/barioth girls get hundreds

>mother x son hentai
>self insert as the mom

someone hit me up with a panda

>play game
>drop it midway because it's shit
>still jerk off to characters

What is Nier Automata?

>not masturbating to exclusively futa on futa hentai
shit taste

hana hook.

Fucking this. Man at least A2 gets some art (although it's still dwarfed by 2B), meanwhile the Operators and Commander have almost nothing

>being a huge fag
Not even once.

>masturbating exclusively to anything
not fit to judge taste

>start game
>look up rule34
>it has spoilers

>being a huge fag
Not even once.

>looking exclusively to anything
not fit to even exist along with taste

>Not being honest with yourself and just whacking it to gay porn

You are a long way from enlightenment.

Her name is Rinko Iori

This, real men need no filters

>can't finish game cus too busy looking for r34 of characters

theres a whole lotta rinko iori doujins my man

>tfw to intelligent to not be by definition heterosexual

>interested in game
>start to google it
>drop down suggestion box spoils fucking everything
>learn from my mistake
>search youtube for review
>all recommended videos in side pane are "CHARACTER DEATH END SCENE (MAJOR SPOILERS)"

can't you just filter out the guys by putting in their names with a - before?

better start looking my man

>When you fap to futa of a series you haven't played in years.

...

y-you too

...

>don't play game
>fap to characters
>finally play game
>can't fap anymore to game

which game(s)

Bianca's Daughter or something like that, people draw her a lot

what series?

S A U C E
A
U
C
E

>need a new game to play
>search on doujin sites to make sure i'll have r34 to fap to
Only reason I started playing and watching several series.

yes.

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