*summons on first turn*

*summons on first turn*

Other urls found in this thread:

yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Serpent_Geh
youtube.com/watch?v=bipLd6VrY2Q
youtube.com/watch?v=5qPtLr3ovgI
youtube.com/watch?v=1YJ6lgJkUEI
youtube.com/watch?v=cWF3JD11LCE
ou7c4st.com/card-values.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

YGO is anything but balanced, but it's fun.
Tag Force Special is a miracle

OOPS

>pot of greed
>black hole
>monster reborn

*attacks you directly*

>restart game

Best boy

>play YGO
>Opponent makes so many moves in first turn that I can't keep up with what's going on
>I lost the duel on the first turn without even having a single turn and there was nothing I could do

I fucking hate this XYZ and Synchro garbage. The ability to multisummon so many monsters in a single turn and then being to multisummon high leveled monsters from your extra deck at any given time without any consequence is fucking bullshit.

You are like a little baby. Watch this:
*attaccs u directly*

*summons on turn 1*

The mechanics that come with the newest summon mechanic (Link) and anime (Vrains) put a stop to the Pendulum bullshit.
And made Ojamas viable.

pssssshhh your puny monsters are useless against my serpent

I'm no yugiofag, but are you using two cards to deal 0 damage? For why?

Good luck summoning that thing, Dartz.
Cunt.
Why is only one villain per series allowed to be actually evil?
Bandit King in O.G., Nightshroud in GX, that big black thing from the end of Signer arc in 5Ds.

>what is mirror force
>what is magic cylinders
>what is dark hole

>other cards and effects can not be activated.

*blocks your path*

>when it is special summoned cards and effects cannot be activated
I havent played in a long time but i thought that meant only while its being SS'd. I remember that cards said "while this card is on the field effects cannot be activated"

Thanks for the infinite health

>implying I can't gain infinite LP as well

Too bad the IRL version is complete dogshit

yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Serpent_Geh

Is this as bad as people here make it out to be?

Yes

*blocks your win*

why the fuck does this keep getting posted

cards everyone except you has forgotten

*blocks your fliers*

A top down YuGiOh game should be awesome -- I don't know who was programming YuGiOh at the time, but they fucked up hard. The rules and AI suck, plus the card art sucks because I assume they stripped it out for the in game graphics.

youtube.com/watch?v=bipLd6VrY2Q

youtube.com/watch?v=5qPtLr3ovgI

that would be a fine pepe

Did that ever come in handy?

>No effect
What do you expect to accomplish with that?

balans

*prevents your damage*

You'll never win

my deck is filled with Dark Hole, Raigeki, Man Eater Bug, and exodia pieces

He's not using them combined, the magic one is attached to some other monster

Hey I just realised this is a black hole and not an eye.

...

Awe, how cute.
I'll kill it.

You're lacking double up chance though.

Pretty sure it's meant to be a black hole that looks like an eye. Me personally I never saw the eye until years later when someone pointed it out.

You seem to be under the assumption that Utopia is played without this

i really wanted to like it, especially since back when i played it, it was the only game (that i knew of afaik) that let you use the egyptian god cards.

actually shit, i did, but back then a had an amazing level of tolerance for bullshit. i tried playing it again recently and the game is balls to the walls bullshit hard. also the introduction dialogue with ishizu drags on for fucking days.

Seeing as he'd still have the snake out he'd win user.

Wait. How the fuck this even works?
What happens if you actually use Draining Shield against that? Win by default because you have infinite LP?

No, it'd just be a stalling battle and whoever draws to 0 cards wins.

Has infinite LP ever happened?

I don't play any more but shit, is that part of the new set? With how many item cards a meta deck has that's nuts

No you'd just have infinite life points duh game would still go on until a losing condition happend.

The real questions is if getting attacked by something with ∞ attacked would it kill you, or if you got ∞2 somehow. would that kill you? If I got ω life points what then?

>*sticks finger in ass*

Are you retarded? This is played by the snakeguy

Probably. My brain decided to alert me to that fact after I posted when it was to late.

Well if you have a huge lead on them and they are 1000 points away from death it would come in handy. I never really got into yugioh but it seems like there is enough bullshit cards that if you can push lethal in any way possible you should take it.

>tfw the duel with Dartz is legitimately my favorite episode of Duel Monsters

it was just so good from start to finish
>we beat this giant monster!
>by beating my giant monster you trigger its effect summoning yet another giant monster with twice the attack points
>and with the power of the orichalcos if you even sneeze its effect triggers

Every T1 deck should be that or sylveon, you can still win by not playing any item at all but problem is if your opponent mills you. Old decks will have a harder time to adjust their strategy.

What the fuck does the seal even do? That card was an asspull machine.

I take it Shaymin-EX is still pricey?

...

Yes, japan got a reprint but god knows if we get a promo here. Rotation is september anyway.

originally it just gave 500 attack points to all monsters on your opponents side of the field

then with Dartz there were some two other levels Deuteros which gave you I think just 500 life points every turn and you couldn't attack. Then even more bullshit Tritos where you could destroy a monster on the opponents side of the field once per turn as well as negate all traps and magic cards and the Orichalcos itself cant be destroyed by card effects

essentially once he got all 3 levels out they couldn't do shit besides sit there and hope to not die

Gee Bill, two Pot of Greeds?

one of the grindiest games I've ever played. Oh look, you got new cards! Too fucking bad you can't use any of them because your level is too low!

you're right, it only prevents things from stopping it at the time it's summoned. bounce, destroy, steal, don't matter cos you're gonna win with any of those options
it's even walled out by marshmallon kek

Spoiler this sick filth. This is a blue, and more importantly AMERICAN board.

Can any monster overcome the awesome power of Swordsman from a Distant Land?

>LINK will save the game
youtube.com/watch?v=1YJ6lgJkUEI

Wasn't YuJo banned in tournaments because manchildren kept using it, then spitting in their hands while dueling little kids? Kek

Loses to magic jammer. Literally unplayable.

Could someone explain to me what happens here?

That actually happened to me.
>lets duel for fun at the card shop
>dude sits down with me, he goes first
>friend looks over his shoulder as he draws
>they both freak out, with my friend calling BS
>I tell him I wanna see this, keep playing
>through the power of bullshit, dude one turns BEWUD
>my friend is pissed
>i aint even mad, I actually feel honored to see that pulled off irl
>I set down one monster face down, and the rest of my hand in face down magic
>dude freezes
>attacks anyway
>man eater bug + 3 just desserts + negate magic (i think thats what its called)
>guy just leaves, not even a good bye or gg

Kek That's the funniest thing I've read all day

firewall is the proxy to all those Link plays.
the "emergency banlist" signal is quite loud. Topologic dragon is also a problem since it enable access to infinite burning damage. but guess you need to summon three times to make that play?

Isnt eater bug better?

No, eater bug kills instantly and that's it. Swordsman's effect takes 5 turns so it bypasses negation and it has the intimidation factor.

...

THATS AGAINST THE RULES ISNT IT?

You're like a broken record.
I wouldn't be surprised if some user here made a bot to post copypasta tier garbage of this sort in every yugioh thread.

...

>finally garbodor gets removed from the meta
>here's a new garbodor

Thanks

Do you play online by any chance?
I haven't played since just before S&M launched. Is RS still valuable? I was sitting on 300 packs of it as my trade fodder.

Post the one from dsod where the main villain is trying to disolve Kaiba in the collective unconsciousness, but it fails because his ego is too big for it.

Make one more fucking yu-gi-oh reference and I'll kick you in the stomach.

With no cards left on the field... ;^)

>doesn't need Shunoros
>doesn't need all of your LP
>can't be targeted

what are you talking about? judging by that image the original can be killed by literally anything.

Not so fast.

That card is just like me!

Just try. You don't stand a ghost of a chance.

I do, and RS its still the most valuable pack. Gold seeker and shay and all.

No, let me actually take it.

Do you think I should cash out before the reprint hits? How much RS are the big GXs going for?

someone post the video

Doesn't work on draining shield.

youtube.com/watch?v=cWF3JD11LCE
THE video

ou7c4st.com/card-values.html
We dont know if it gets reprinted, but the set has so many FAs tpci would be stupid to not do. You should cash until rotation is not announced.

>just sideways 8's instead of actual infinity symbols

holy fuck

This saves the thread.

>hand was full of magic and trap cards anyway
That shit happened too much in that game, less than quarter of my decks were magic/traps and that shit still happened.

>downloaded YGO pro
>friend downloads it too
>I build a shitty silent magician deck
>he uses zoodiacs, frogs, metalfoe
>doesn't win once against my shitty deck
>he turns off the banlist and uses some OTK deck that's based around summoning that one BEWUD+BLS fusion
>he uses the ritual for BLS and I destroy it with my silent magician
>he never plays yugioh with me again

What am I even watching.

>this totally happened